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TIFU by asking my sibling’s gf to fit check me in her bra

I promise there’s context and this is completely SFW.

So my sibling’s gf is a super sweet person. Last night she decided she’d come over to our place today and bring some of her old clothes that she wanted to be rid of with her so that I could try them on and see what I like and want to keep. These were the clothes she’d already gone through that didn’t fit my sibling; K (name substitute for sibling’s gf) and I wear an XS whereas my sibling wears a M iirc. So as you could imagine, there were a lot of clothes that she brought in a laundry basket stuffed to the brim because most of what she wanted to get rid of didn’t fit my sibling.

For some additional context, K is basically the only feminine person I’m close with. I absolutely love having a feminine girl in my life for once because she’ll help me pick clothes and give me opinions on the nails I make and such which is something I lacked before having mostly guy friends. She really is like a sister to me. So since I take fashion advice from her and really trust her opinion, every now and then as I went through the basket of clothes, if I felt uncertain of an outfit or clothing item, I’d put it on and go out to the family room to ask for opinions from my sibling and K.

Anyways, I’m getting to the very bottom of the laundry basket and I see a super cute top. Black and lacy with thin straps. I’m immediately in love and it does occur to me that it looks sort of like a bra, but K tends to like to ‘dress like a slut’ (her words, not mine) and I’d seen her wear something like it before as a top, so I just assumed it was a top. Plus, why would she give me a bra? I hadn’t seen any others in the laundry basket up until that point.

So I put it on, adjust it, and check myself out in the mirror. It was definitely super cute, but I wasn’t super sure if it suited me well. So I went out into the family room and said, “Hey, K, how does this look on me?” She nodded and said, “It looks cute. But… it’s not a top. That’s a bralette.” My sibling was in the kitchen making mac & cheese bites and they glanced over, sort of giving me a judgmental look but agreeing that it looked fine on me. I just gave a nod, laughed it off, and went back to the master bedroom to continue sorting through clothes.

Very anticlimactic, I know. But I was quite horrified by the fact that I just walked into the family room to ask K how her bra looked on me. As it turns out, there was even a second bra in the basket, so… I guess I’m just very blind. But in my defense, it was at the bottom.

TL;DR: My sibling’s girlfriend gave me some clothes to try on. I saw a bra in the basket, thought it was an actual top, and went out into the living room to ask her and my sibling how it looks on me.

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