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TIFU by having the cops called on me for losing my shit at my roommates for eating my cake.

I came back from work on friday with a small cake that a co worker who I'm friends with baked for me, it was my birthday last week but she was on leave and had promised to bake me a cake for my birthday. I usually would have shared something like cake but I didn't want to because my roommates are constantly eating my food without asking. My leftovers, oatmeal, eggs, milk, bread like they just help themselves to anything like I'm a fucking grocery store. I am not even sure which roommate it is because I haven't caught anyone in the act.

I have spoken to them calmly multiple times but all of them denied it. Anyway I just cut a small slice of my cake for myself and put the rest in the fridge. I made it a point to tell all of my roommates that the cake in the fridge belongs to me and to please don't touch it. Later that night I woke up and decided to go get myself another slice and found half the cake gone. I am usually a calm and rational person but I just completely lost it because it felt like a fuck you to me. It was in the ams but I knocked on all their doors and yelled at them to come out.

I told them that I'm not going anywhere until whomever ate my cake owns up to it and I'm going to kick his ass because it's probably the same asshole who won't stop eating my food despite me asking them multiple times to stop. I was bluffing because I have never actually kicked anyone's ass and I was hoping no one took me up on it, I was just angry. I kept ranting loudly about how fed up I was with their thieving but only one of them came out.

He told me it wasn't him but there was no need for me to act like this over cake which just pissed me off more. Eventually the cops came, apparently a neighbor had complained about the noise. The other roommates only came out then. The cops just basically told us to behave and keep it down then left. For a second there I was really worried, the last thing I need is to be arrested over cake.

TLDR: I almost got arrested over cake.

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