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TIFU I told my wife a story I shouldn’t have

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TIFU I told my wife a story I shouldn’t have

I was piss drunk that evening and my wife and I had been talking about random things for a while. For background, she typically asks me playful questions, I guess trying to get to know who I was before I met her.

She asked me what the kinkiest experience I had was. I told her about a time when I was in a big city and I came home to my then gf and two other naked ladies. It was my birthday and she wanted to “treat” me. Should’ve known she would be a giant red flag but I was dumb and in my early 20’s.

I told her probably a bit more detail than I ever should have but she kept asking for questions. No lie this actually happened. That ex of mine was kind of a freak and that definitely blew up in my face later.

Anyway, after telling her I could tell she was a mixture of jealous and trying to be cool but I know it upset her. She revealed she’s always fantasized about a threesome with 2 guys or even three. Not that she would ever do that now since we’re married and I’m 100% loyal to my wife as well. She’s the best person I’ve ever met, a freak in sheets, sexy but modest. My soulmate.

I noticed increasingly though that she’s been introducing a toy that basically acts as a third and I’m worried. I think I FU big time by being dumb enough to tell that story. I even get jealous at knowing that she’s had people before me but if this leads to an open relationship or if she wants to introduce a third, I can’t do it. And I feel like it’s my fault if that ever happened 😩 I couldn’t have foreseen I would meet someone like her and wish I met her before any of my horrible exes.

TLDR: I told my story about a foursome I had with 3 women and now I fear she either wants to get even or want to introduce a third.

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