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TIFU by accidentally sexting my boss

This one makes me want to bury myself alive. Last night, I was half-asleep texting my girlfriend. I typed out a very explicit message, something along the lines of “Can’t wait to see you tomorrow, I’m going to pin you down and [redacted].” You get the picture.

I woke up this morning to realize I didn’t send it to her. I sent it to my boss. My 45-year-old male boss. At 1:13 in the morning.

He didn’t reply, but when I walked into the office today, he gave me the most painfully awkward nod in history. Didn’t say a word. Didn’t even make eye contact. Just a nod, like we’d silently agreed never to speak of it. I’ve been replaying it in my head all day and considering quitting before HR gets involved.

TL;DR: Meant to sext my girlfriend, sent it to my boss instead. Now work is unbearable and I may never recover.

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