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TIFU by checking my brother in laws find my iPhone everytime I jack off

So I’m staying with my sister and her boyfriend for a few months in their extra room. They have cats and a dog and have kitty litter in each room and also a pull up bar on my door frame; both of which prevent me from closing my door. They keep their bedroom door open too to let the animals roam freely. I don’t feel comfortable asking to close the door as one of the little litter setups are here and they still kind of sue the room a bit as some of their belongings are in here and I would just feel suspicious keeping the door closed, as we are all pretty open, or worse, if I just closed the door for 10 minutes randomly, that would be so obvious. That pull up bar is also annoying to remove and put on and they hang their clothes on it too sometimes haha

I being the average 30 year old male, get horny and when I need to masturbate I wait until they are gone so I can do it since it’s obvious if they are home if I try to close the door. And I don’t like running to the toilet for this activity. So i have Ben using find my iPhone to locate them to make sure I have time alone when they are gone.

I just walked past his phone and saw he had a notification from find my iPhone an hour ago which is when I last checked his location cause they left to the store and I did.. well you know. And now I am absolutely mortified cause I now know that he has received these notifications everytime check his and now I know he knows something’s up and I’m watching where he is. Idk how to bring it up or what he thinks but now I’m so embarrassed. Ive done the same with my sister so I wonder what she thinks. I wonder if they’ve talked about it

TL;DR brother in law gets notified everytime I check his location after use it to find him when I’m jacking off

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