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TIFU by accidentally losing all my aunt's contact numbers

I am here with 5 contacts 5 freaking contacts only!!!!out of 580 "i transferred all the contacts to the sim before changing the phones now i got almost 600 people's name with no phone number at all😭.i tried every thing i switched the phones back nothing every thing is gone....she doesnt have google back ups set up so nothing there too ...i also checked recycle bin nothing there too The one thing i got giong for me is she calls the same 4 people every day i am niw giong through her call logs trying to save as much possible numbers as i can so yhea talk to me guys i wont be giong any Where 😔👍 and btw why does this things have to be this long ...rude of you guys to let some one who fucked up bad to type for this long but on second thought smart asf people will be typing here instead of ki**ing them sleves "TL;DR:" lost someone's contacts by trying to switch devices....dont know the consequence yet tho 🪦

TIFU The rhubarb hammer incident

I was eleven years old. I had just watched hammer qualification from an athletic Championship on the telly. I went out to our garden for a snack but it was August and birds had eaten every single berry left. No cherries, strawberries or raspberries. I looked on the rhubarb plants and saw a rhubarb flower sticking up. My mother had learned me, to always remove rhubarb flowers. This to make more stalks as the stalks is what you use on rhubarbs. I picked the flower and was just on my my way to the compost heap, when I remembered the hammer throwing. So I went the lawn , just near the slope down to the road. I held the rather flimsy flower with both my hands and started rotating and let go of the rhubarb flower. It flew about five meters. I was 11 meters to the ditch and 13 meters to the side of the road. It was fun, so I went back to same rhubarb stand and found a bigger rhubarb flower hiding under the leaves. Second attempt did not fly an impressive length either. Only seven ...

TIFU by throwing a cup of coffee at my mom

We were driving to another city. Mom was drinking coffee, and at some point, she wanted to get rid of the cup. We couldn't just stop to throw it in a trash can,cause we were on an intercity highway with no bins around,so she had no choice but to toss it out the window to get rid of cup. Well, out MY window, actually, because the rear windows didn't open and Mom was sitting behind me. She asked me to throw it out; I thought tossing trash out the window was a pretty bad idea,cause it's kinda illegal (spoiler: no,not illegal),and I didn't realize she couldn't just leave it in car. I got angry and, without checking if the cup was empty, threw it at her. But it turned out the cup wasn't empty... Her new dress became stained in coffee and dirty,and car's interior was covered in coffee I instantly put on my headphones; Dad didn't notice any of it, and my sister was asleep, so I didn't hear Mom's reaction,but she definitely didn't like it. TL;D...

TIFU by dying my hair even though my mom already said I shouldn't

So this all started yesterday. Everything was so stressful and nothing was going right for me. I(16F) had a headache and that thing where you feel like there's fluid on your nose similar to when you get shoved under water and it hurt. So this morning, everything felt worse, my throat started hurting too and I could barely speak. So I thought..."I bought this hair dye yesterday, what if I just dye my hair so I could do something I can control for once?" My mom(39F) didn't like it, when she saw me dying my hair blue, she said "it's your hair, it's your choice and it's your fault once all your hair fall out" after that, I knew she was angry. She's in the living room talking about how this is gonna ruin my hair more(because my hair was already damaged before I dyed it) She kept saying that she told me multiple times that she's already told me multiple times that I should stop dying my hair. Now I feel guilty, she's mad and nothing ...

TIFU by thinking I’d be fine by myself after anesthesia and getting banned from my vet

This actually happened two weeks ago. I had a small operation that required anesthesia and a lot of pain medication. The hospital told me someone needed to pick me up afterward. But I just moved across the country so I decided to lie ans tell them my ride was outside and then just get an Uber home. I dont remember much after the surgery or for most of the rest of the day. The following week, I was supposed to leave the country and was planning to bring my cat which I needed some paperwork from my vet for. So at some point during my post anesthesia blackout, I called them about it. I have absolutely no idea what I said on that phone call but it was bad enough that I got an email telling me they were terminating their relationship with me as a client! Then next thing I remember, I’m BIKING to my vet, which is thankfully only a few blocks away, and like falling all over the place, I think I ran into a street sign lmao Then I’m inside the vet’s office, sobbing and screaming because th...

TIFU by accidentally calling my mechanic "babe" in a panic and then trying to play it off

This happened earlier today and I am still cringing every time I hear my phone buzz. I’ve been having some minor issues with my car lately, so I was on the phone with my mechanic trying to explain a weird noise coming from under the dashboard. He’s a super blunt, quiet guy in his late 50s who does great work but strictly keeps things professional. While I was on the phone with him describing the noise, my dog suddenly tried to bolt out the open front door chasing a bird. In absolute panic mode, I lunged forward to grab the collar, missed, dropped my car registration papers, and yelled into the phone: "NO BABE WAIT STOP!" Dead silence on the other end of the line. I realized immediately what I’d done. My brain had scrambled my panic reaction to the dog with the fact that I was actively talking to someone on the phone, and my default "panicked affectionately at a pet" brain tapped into "babe." Before I could clarify, he cleared his throat and w...