greenmangostudio

I am a 16 year old guy, and you know, I was sort of feeling frisky so I went to the bathroom to finish the job. Anyway I sat in the bathroom for about 15 minutes after finishing just scrolling TikTok. ​ While I was doing that my sister (who is an adult btw) came in the bathroom unprompted to get her clothes out of the laundry machine. She makes a habit of coming in the bathroom without saying anything but our house is old so I can always hear her because the floor creaks in certain parts, though it doesn't make it any less annoying. ​ Anyway, I waited for her to finish hanging out the laundry because she took two trips and after she went away I had gotten completely carried away because I was nervous about seeming suspicious while in the toilet or something, so I got up to wash my hands and I completely forgot that I had to flush the toilet. ​ After that I go back to my room and my sister immediately goes to use the bathroom herself and then it hit ...

This happened a few years ago. I'm known in the family as the person who everyone comes for any sort of technical support. ​ I work in IT and have always been into Gadgets and Tech. ​ My wife and I were invited to her cousin's place for dinner. After dinner he needed to do some work on his laptop. Knowing that I worked in IT, he mentioned his laptop was really slow. ​ I decided to have a look and noticed he had all sorts of unnecessary applications and processes running. I do my usual thing of uninstalling unnecessary applications, clearing browser cache, etc. All good, so far. ​ Everyone knows that when doing troubleshooting you should always turn it off and back on. ​ This where TIFU kicks in. ​ I restarted the computer. ​ What he didn't mention was that he had never restarted or powered off his windows laptop in his years of ownership. Not once! ​ The laptop became almost unusabl...

Weeeellll, "this didn't happen today," but a few days ago. I was waiting outside a café when I spotted someone across the parking lot who looked exactly like my friend. Same haircut, same jacket, same awkward walk. Naturally, instead of texting them like a normal person, I decided to enthusiastically wave. At first, they didn't react. I assumed they hadn't seen me. So I escalated. Bigger waves. Both hands. A thumbs up. Even a little dance to get their attention. Finally, they started walking toward me. Success. Except it wasn't my friend. It was a complete stranger who, judging by their expression, had spent the last five minutes trying to figure out if they somehow knew me. I panicked and blurted out, "Wow, you look just like someone I know!" Without missing a beat, they replied, "I hope your friend has better social skills." Then they walked away. Ten minutes later, my actual friend arrived... wearing a completely differ...

This happened literally an hour ago and I am currently weighing weather its easier to apologize or just hand in my resignation. I had a brutally long day. The kind where every "quick call" somehow becomes 45 minutes, every task is urgent until a more urgent task shows up, and by 6pm you're not really a person anymore. You're just a Slack notification with a heartbeat. On top of all that, I had to send a pretty important email to my manager asking for approval to attend a conference abroad. Not a casual "hey can i go?" either. This one had budget justifications, flight estimates, hotel costs, why it benefits the team, what learnings I'd bring back, all the corporate vocabulary you need to convince someone to let you leave the continent on the company's dime. So naturally, I decided this was the perfect time to multitask. My girlfriend called while I was still drafitng it. We're pretty new, still in that sickly sweet honeymoon phase where y...

To start this off I’m aware this was a really dumb decision and what was I thinking. The day started normal I was with my boyfriend and his family was downstairs. We were bored and decided that it’d be fun to take some edibles. I believe these ones were only 10mg. We both smoke flower, e cigs, etc . (I had just taken like a 2 week tolerance break). After smoking a little bit we decided to take to gummies each and then we decided to try shrooms. I’ve never done either of them but my bf has. I don’t remember anything after that but apparently I was talking to myself, running outside (it was severely storming last night too) I cut up my feet bad and then apparently threw up all over my boyfriend s floor. I also went to to his dad and started saying nonsense and then I walked into his mom’s room. That’s it! TL;DR I took way too many edibles and shrooms for my first time and humiliated myself in-front of my boyfriend’s family. (Sorry for spelling mistakes English is not my native la...

Obligatory this happened a few days ago. So I've been a drummer for about 20 years and I've never taken it too seriously. Over the years I've had a few different electric drum kits and the latest one was a low-end kit purchased a few years ago. Lately I've been going pretty hard into lessons and I decided to buy a nicer drum set as I was playing a lot more. I mostly buy music items from Sweetwater and they are known for their candy when you purchase an item. The last two times that I'd ordered something from them the candy selection left a lot to be desired. I mentioned this to my sales rep and he let me choose which candies I got. Cue the fuck up. I love taffy and Bit-O-Honey, so I requested these instead of the gum and root beer barrels I had been getting. So the other day my folks came over for dinner. Pretty basic stuff, and I had put out a bowl with the candy that came with the drum kit. Sweetwater had literally sent me six bags of candy and I wasn'...