greenmangostudio

My friend’s 8 yo daughter was commenting on how she wished she had a figure like mine. I’m lean and athletic. I suggested she find an activity she enjoys doing- dance, a sport, even just a game like tag. I’m said that because I enjoy the sport I do I don’t even think about exercise because I’m just having fun with my friends. That without thinking I was gaining muscle and losing fat. That it was funny because I ate twice as much because my body needed the fuel but because of the activity I never had to think about how much I eat. Turn out the kid was starting to develop body image issues and her parents wanted these conversations to stay at “you are beautiful the way you are”. I crossed a line. They said it was not an appropriate discussion. Tl;dr my friend’s 8 yo daughter was wishing she was lean like me and I suggested she find an activity to get her moving instead of affirming that she is beautiful the way she is

Long story short, I was pregnant and signed up for my benefits. Completely forgot about it bc I had the baby a few days after signing up for said benefits and FSA, I went into maternity leave and stopped having 8 hours of sleep. Anyways, I had to leave my job and today is my last day of benefits, which means today is my last day to use the FSA as well. Today is when I remembered I had the account. 500 dollars. So as anyone would do, I started filling up my Amazon cart with FSA eligible items, all good right? I caught it early right? WRONG Amazon post charges as pre authorization until they ship items. Which even tho I ordered today, my FSA won’t see it as a purchased until the day Amazon decides to ship the items. I could have bought it from the FSA store and it would’ve shown it was bought today. Why won’t they just charge when I placed the order? TLDR: forgot I had a FSA account and could’ve used/saved 500 dollars for FSA eligible items if I didn’t buy thru Amazon.

I was heading home from overseas. I came to know that you can use GPS in flight mode since the GPS function only receives satellite signals and doesn't emit them. I remember back in the early 2010s planes had screens with the speed and map on them. I missed that so I downloaded a GPS speedometer logging app. I turned it on just before takeoff. The throttle was on full and as the speed exceeded 150kph, the bloody GPS app thought I was a reckless speeding driver and made a loud, quick beeping alarm, which sounded a bit like a bomb timer just before it explodes. One lady panicked and stood up while the flight attended yelled at her to sit down. I quickly turned off the app while my neighbours looked at me suspiciously. TL;DR: Used GPS speedometer app during takeoff, app thought I was speeding and made a loud beeping alarm, lady panicked and stood up, lady got told to sit down, I turned the app off.

I (M25) recently got a new job in Colombia with the IT firm I work for. It came with a promotion I worked really hard for, so I was excited to make the jump. For context, I’m a white dude from the Midwest who speaks minimal Spanish. Luckily I have one college friend who is Colombian and he’s been showing me around. I’ve only been here about a month, and there’s definitely been a lot of culture shock… especially with the nightlife. Back home I was never really someone who went out much, but I figured while I’m here I should push myself and experience it. This past weekend I went out with my college friend and some of his friends. First thing I noticed: when he said “friends,” there were about 15 people. I was expecting maybe one or two. But the real surprise was the nightclub. I had never seen people dance like that before. Everyone was grinding on everyone. I was basically just standing there staring at the dance floor in awe, trying to process what I was seeing. While I was wat...

So I have ADHD and I forgot to take my meds today. My ADHD causes me to forget things almost instantly and im also dumb as fuck. I decided to wear a pad today to school even tho I usually wear tampons (huge mistake). So normally if I was on my period and changing a tampon I would straight away wrap it in toilet paper and throw it in the trash, but I was wearing a pad so when I was changing it I looked in my bag and thought I didnt take any spare pads with me and there was nobody I couldve asked for a pad. I set it on the sink for some reason to maybe clean up a little and put toilet paper on it and call it a day. (I was desperate okay, no judgement) Then I realised that I actually did have an extra pad and then put it on. I went to wash my hands and some fucking how didnt notice my blood stained clotty pad on the sink and walked out. A guy I rejected last year went in there after me, came out almost instantly and yelled: “(my name) you forgot your bloody pad on the sink, you dirty b*t...

My gf said she wanted to try something different in the bedroom and suggested that I fuck her in her sleep. I didn't understand how that would be enjoyable for her at all, but she said it sounded kinky to wake up in the middle of the night with me inside of her. I shrugged and said I was willing to do it if she was into it. Cut to last night. My gf was asleep. It was go time. I kissed her on the mouth because that's where I normally start when we have regular sex, but I stopped when she bit my tongue in her sleep. It hurt but I was okay. The tiddies were next. Sucking her cute little tits was one of my favourite things to do, but I was used to hearing her moaning instead of snoring and saying random shit like "brain syrup" and "liquid clouds." Oral was next. Eating her out was gonna wake her up. I was convinced. Somehow, she didn't wake up because of me eating her out. She only woke up because I reacted to her unexpectedly peeing in my mouth. It was a ...