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What happened last week was so embarrassing that I would rather forget it, but my girlfriend insisted that I post it because she thought it was so funny. My girlfriend's mother came over to my girlfriend's house to visit and was going to stay over for the night. We went out to eat and had some drinks. Then we came back home afterwards and watched TV for a while. We all went to bed. Normally me and my girlfriend sleep naked but with her mom staying over that would be awkward in case one of us had to go to the bathroom at night, so I slept in sweatpants and a shirt. Sometimes during the night I felt hot and took off my sweatpants. The next morning I woke up really tired and actually forgot that my girlfriend's mother had stayed over. My girlfriend wasn't there so I assumed she was downstairs eating breakfast. I went downstairs and saw the two of them eating breakfast. I'm standing there just wearing my boxer briefs with a raging boner. My girlfriend looks down and...

TIFU: A few months ago I was dating this girl who i knew for a few years, previously my best friend and the love of my life, but we rarely saw eachother and only saw eachother like 5 times in 3 month when we dated, her mental health was really bad and we'd go days/weeks without talking, and when we did text, itll only be like 1 or 2 sentences .Anyways, we saw eachother one day on a Saturday in July. She sounded pretty sad due to stuff going on at home and told me it wasnt anything i did wrong, as soon as she got into my car, I asked "can I kiss you?"(whenever I ask this, I always imply on the lips) She replied with "i can't I don't want to ruin my makeup", I said no worries, later about 35-40 minutes I asked again, she gave me the same response. I immediately asked "what if I kissed your neck and don't ruin your makeup", she then says, "yeah sure" enthusiastically. Before kissing her, I double check and say "are you sure...

I thought asking ChatGPT to remind me what happened in an episode was basically impossible to screw up. Apparently not. I recently started watching Breaking Bad for the first time. I had only watched Episode 1. I asked ChatGPT to give me a detailed recap of Episode 1 because I wanted to make sure I remembered everything correctly. I also specifically told it that I had only watched Episode 1 and that I did NOT want any spoilers from later episodes. Pretty simple, right? Well, it started talking about Crazy-8 and some events that I had absolutely no memory of seeing. So I told it, "I didn't see that scene." Instead of realizing it might have mixed up the episodes, ChatGPT confidently explained that Crazy-8 was still alive and that Walt had him locked in a basement. A basement. At this point I genuinely started wondering if I had somehow skipped part of the episode. I questioned it again because I knew something wasn't right. And it STILL kept going. Eventua...

A few weeks ago, me, my girlfriend and her sister Stephanie all went to a party. We had a lot of fun and got drunk. I actually got blackout drunk. We all took an Uber back to my house. Stephanie slept on the couch in the living room and me and my girlfriend slept in my room. I was so drunk that I couldn't even get undressed. So my girlfriend took off my clothes and just helped me get in bed. The next morning I woke up and walked to the kitchen for a bottle of water because I was so thirsty. I didn't even realize that I was naked. I grabbed the water from the fridge. Stephanie was laying on the couch on her phone. She saw me and started laughing. Then she said, "holy fuck do you even know you're naked right now?" I looked down and saw that she was right. Even though I was still pretty hammered I got so embarrassed. Stephanie just kept laughing. I walked to the bedroom and closed the door. I slept for a few more hours. My girlfriend woke me up and said she was m...

NSFL is more accurate, you've been warned. A while back I started getting an itchy spot on the palm of my hand right at the ball of my pinky finger. I do some hobby metal and wood work so I just figured it was a burr or splinter that got embedded and it would work its way out. It hasn't, if anything, it's gotten worse, and at night, before bed, I had started noticing a smelly yellow crust around the cracked skin in that area. That's when I really started looking for causes. I couldn't pin anything down, until I was brushing my teeth one night, and saw yellow goop on my hand, right where I was holding the end of the brush. I looked hard at the toothbrush holder, and it all made sense. At the bottom of the plastic thing where I keep my brush, there was yellow gunk, right where the end of the brush touched it. My little lizard brain put two and two together and I realized that I've been introducing a fungus or mold or whatever it is, right onto my hand, and the b...

TIFU. Okay, this is a long one - I apologize in advance. But I figure I should be detailed in case it helps anyone avoid this situation for themselves. The Initial Snapchat Scam Six years ago, one of my best friends, whom I snapped regularly, messaged me on Snapchat, sounding EXACTLY like herself. She said something about how she cracked her phone and was trying to use Snapchat on her dad's old ipad to contact friends, but the app kept asking her to verify her phone number if she wanted to keep using it. So, because she "couldn't use her phone" to verify, she asked me if she could just put in my number as the phone number instead. There were definitely other details used to incite urgency, but I can't remember exactly what they were. At the time, I was under a ton of commotion getting ready for a class I was nervous about, so I just said sure, whatever, and (as much as this pains me to say) I gave her the code. To be fair, this (fake) scenario would absolutely...