greenmangostudio

Today, I 23F went to play a soccer game and this guy 20M-21M on the field randomly asks me about the necklace I’m wearing (basic heart locket). He goes “oh I thought you were from my country since we have a similar necklace/pendant.” I ask him what country he’s from and he says Spain. Fast forward, we switch teams and my team is playing against his. He keeps talking to me while we are playing and says “sorry I didn’t mean to be rude. I meant to ask you where you were from, but I didn’t want to get in your way (I was walking to the other field). We keep playing and he’s asking me where I’m from, how long I’ve been in the state, etc. During the game he passes me the ball to help me score a goal for my team. I almost get it in and he goes “I tried to help you! And he says “You have a good foot on you.” Mind you, he’s playing for the other team, not mine lol. I say thank you and laugh. Finally, it’s time for us to switch teams again and as we are walking off the field to get water he...

TIFU by drunkenly buying 16 tickets to The Price Is Right and nearly dying trying to make the show This technically started months ago. Back in January, a local theater announced they were doing a live screening of The Price Is Right. Like any child raised in the 90’s on daytime television and sick days home from school, I immediately wanted to go. Unfortunately, adult me was drunk at a party when this decision was made. I apparently spent the night walking around recruiting people one by one like I was assembling Ocean’s Eleven. The next morning, my fiancée informed me I had spent roughly $800 on SIXTEEN tickets. Shockingly, every single person committed. Fast forward to last week. Work suddenly informed me I had a mandatory conference across the country during the exact same week as the show. I found the only return flight that could possibly get me back in time. It landed about an hour before the event started. After four straight days of networking, work dinners, co...

Quick backstory: I (F21) met my girlfriend (F21) on tinder in February. We’ve been official for about a month now, and I guess I hadn’t told her about some of my favorite rappers I listen to. That all changed last night when I fell asleep on my phone with Apple Music open. Unbeknownst to me, you can share lyrics to a song you’re listening to. Somehow I managed to send her some lyrics to My Name Is by Eminem at 2AM. And it doesn’t just send the lyrics as text. It sends it as a link to Apple Music in a big text bubble with the lyrics in bold font. As if I was making some sort of grand announcement. What is the lyric, you ask? (I’m going to cover it because I don’t know if it’ll get removed.) Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup I keep imagining her receiving the message with zero context, and I am MORTIFIED! 😂 I apologized profusely. This is one of those embarrassing moments that will randomly haunt me years from now. TLDR: fell asleep on my phone with Apple...

so yesterday was Mother's Day, and when I (29F) was getting ready to leave to head home, I did something totally embarrassing😂 I gave my mom a big hug & told her how much I loved her and that she is the best mom, THEN I pulled back from the hug and just TOTALLY PECK KISSED HER ON THE LIPS. I seriously think that my brain glitched or that I defaulted to a small child or something, but yeah it happened. We both giggled and internally I died of embarrassment. I even texted her later saying that I hope it didn't make her feel really weird and that I guess this proves I'll always be her little girl😂😂😂 She said it didn't and then told me how much she loves me. I fear that this will haunt me for forever. I just keep thinking about that "Kissing Family" SNL skit and now I'm one of them. TL;DR: I accidentally peck kissed my mom yesterday on Mother's Day, and I fear that this will haunt me for the rest of my life.

This happened on the train ride home today and I’m still cringing thinking about it. I got on a pretty packed train after classes and managed to grab one of those side-facing seats near the doors. Across from me, maybe like 15 feet away, was this girl around my age sitting with her friend. A few minutes into the ride, I look up from my phone and notice her smiling and waving in my direction. Now let me be clear: I am NOT the type of person random strangers wave at. So I did the universal “look behind me to make sure it’s not someone else” move. Nobody behind me. So I awkwardly wave back. She smiles bigger. At this point I’m thinking maybe I know her from somewhere and just forgot. So every few minutes we make accidental eye contact and I do that little awkward nod/smile thing humans do in public when they’ve already acknowledged each other once. Then it escalated. At one stop, she mouthed something and pointed toward me while laughing with her friend. I couldn’t hear because of t...

so this happened friday and i still physically cringe every time i think about it. there's this girl at my gym i've been talking to for a few weeks. nothing serious, just flirting, some late night texting, that kind of thing. she texted me asking what i was doing after my workout. i had just finished lifting and for the first time in my life i looked in the mirror and thought okay wow i actually dont look terrible. so like an idiot i took one of those shirtless locker room mirror pics. trying to look casual even though i was obviously trying way too hard. i sent it with the message Just finished, little sweaty. the second i hit send my stomach dropped so hard i thought i was gonna puke. because i did not send it to her. i sent it to my boss. my actual boss. Kevin. 54, married, has two grown kids, signs every email with "Best Regards," like a robot trying to seem polite. i just sat there staring at my phone thinking maybe if i didnt move reality would und...