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TIFU Financially

Throw away, it's a long post. I fucked up massively, I don't know how to fix it and just need it off my chest before I go insane or jump off a bridge. The backstory: I (29F) agreed to get a loan out in my name to support my mom's house project. She lives in another country with her partner (different nationality to me and mom) and they had decided to come back to our country to live out his retirement. My mom had found a cheap piece of land in a small town and it seemed like a lot of people were showing interest so she made the decision to buy it out right. She then found a company that builds prefabricated houses for a good price but she and her husband couldn't get the rest of their savings accross. (They live in Switzerland and the law on how much you can legally take out of the county is very tight) So in the beginning of last year she asked me if I would be willing to take out a €25k loan to cover the upcoming expenses on the start-up house purchase wit...

TIFU by getting an electric shock because I was too lazy

My room isn't square, it's shaped like an elongated rectangle. And to save space, my bed is pushed up against the wall, and the nightstand is right next to my head when I'm lying down. The socket closest to me is right above this nightstand, and I usually stand up to reach it over the nightstand. But 10 minutes ago, I was too lazy to get up, so I decided to plug the charger into the socket by feel. I missed on the first try, so I decided to feel for the holes with my fingers. I felt around, missed again, but out of laziness and sleepiness, I decided to rely on touch and placed my fingers right on the charger’s plug. Then I brought my hand toward the outlet. The shock wasn’t very strong, but it was unexpected (I know, I’m stupid), and it made me jump right back to a standing position. I drank some water, looked out the window thinking what a dummy I was, sat down at my laptop, and started writing this post for you. Never be too lazy to check for potential hazards, even if th...

TIFU (probably) by agreeing to go to the pool with my boyfriend. (f20)

Does it really matter to guys how you look in a bikini? This is a little bit irrational and I know I sound like an anxious loser. Let me preface this by saying he is wonderful and did nothing wrong. Okok so basically my bf which I am very much in love with invited me to go with him and his whole friend group to this lake/pool situation , and I’m super stokeddd. I have a new bikini I’m so excited to wear. I’m not sure if any other girls have been through this, but my bf has literally never seen me in a bikini. It’s what I usually wear to swim, and All the other girls will be in one too. I can’t but help to feel a bit nervous about him seeing me. Despite being pretty fit, Im afraid he will be nitpicking me and picking out every flaw. Im a bit self conscious about my freckles also. He’s only really ever seen me in normal clothes up until this point. Is it irrational, or do guys really nitpick? He’s only every been great and reassuring so idk why im nervous, I guess any tips or insight...

TIFU by asking out a married woman with 2 kids

I 18f asked to meet up with this woman whom I thought was around my age group but she's much older and is both married with two kids. I started talking to her last semester we shared around 3 classes and she's very pretty and like decisive. (We were in a group together and the lecturer almost failed us but she confronted them) any who we weren't really super duper close aside from a few greetings and playful rants about uni. Today I thought you know what the semester over why not ask her to hang so I did and she took a while to answer so got scared she thought I was weird so I deleted it but since it's WhatsApp she saw it and sent a question mark. So I said oh I just asked if we could meet up but since we're not very close I thought you would think it was weird. She said it was no problem and asked if I went out during evenings I said no cause my dad was super strict. This when she told me that I should tell my dad I was with a married woman so he shouldn't ...

TIFU by vacuuming too carelessly, resulting in an accidental suction injury to my body part

Okay so this really did happen today, this morning in fact. I was vacuuming the floor with my new (powerful) vacuum cleaner. And I was being quite careless, accidentally vacuuming all over the place, walls, counter tops, feet, legs, etc. The vacuum cleaner managed to grab onto a part of my body that happened to be sticking out of my loose clothing. It accidentally got stuck in the vacuum cleaner for a few minutes, I really didn't realise it was causing an injury at the time, not that it matters because it's an accident. It hurt, but it didn't bother me that much and I ended up switching the vacuum cleaner off but accidentally switched it back on again a few times. Initially there was no obvious damage but when the vacuum cleaner got a good hold, it really hurt and then I knew I fucked up. I was so careless leading to a terrible mistake. My body part got cut up. Inside it is damaged. I don't know how bad yet. The doctors didn't believe that it was an acci...

TIFU by joking with my nephew and ultimately embarrassing his mom at the doctor's office.

It was the 4th of July, my sister invited me over to her house for some hotdogs. She has 4 kids, 3 boys and 1 girl, the boys are all gamers, hours every day...gaming. I'm helping prepare plates for the lazy boys when my youngest nephew stood up, massaged his lower back and groaned like an old man. He complained about his lower back being sore and that he needed a massage. I'm nearing my 40's so I have that millennial humor that sometimes goes over their heads so I threw some Half-Baked shit at him, 'What you probably need is a backiotomy.' He had no clue what I said, just said 'What?' 'What...you...need...is...a backiotomy, I remember being your age and having lower back issues, doctor said I need a backiotomy'. And that was that, saw the joke go over his head and nothing else was said about it that day. Friday, at the end of the week, I had 2 missed calls from my sister. I call her back and boy, she sounds mad. 'WHAT THE HELL DID YOU...