greenmangostudio

I 26M have a gf 22f. We enjoy sex with each other but wanted to spice it up as she wanted to try something new and I was all for it. She had me order cuffs, a blindfold, and a vibrating plug which I thought would be fun to try. I let her know when they arrived and a few days after they arrived she came over and we got ready. She had me out the cuffs on her and blind fold first before I did anything else, followed by getting the plug ready. I put what I thought was a good amount of lube on it as one does. Well sadly when I slowly put the plug in, it immediately went all the way in as off it was just sucked in followed by a loud “AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHGHHHHH” which my dumbass at first thought “Oh she must really like it!” Until i realized it was from pain. I started panicking for a second then realized she was in pain, blind folded, and handcuffed. When I asked if she wanted me to take them off she said no and just sat there for about another 5 minutes. It didn’t completely ruin our spicey t...

This happened about three hours ago and I am still at my gate I cosplay as a knight (it’s a thing... a full set of 31 pieces that took me two years to build) and I am flying out to a convention this weekend and the checked bag fee was everywhere from skyscanner to rift flights, I checked everywhere and it was $40 each way(yeah i aint paying that) The armor does not fit in a carry on so at 4 pm I decided that I would WEAR it through the airport. I put on the chest piece, greaves, gauntlets and pauldrons and carried the helmet under my arm. At security the tsa officer looked me up and down and said "I am going to need you to take that off" But it was held together by 18 buckles and four straps that run behind my back and I can’t reach them so I needed help. So two tsa agents and a very patient man in a hawaiian shirt took me apart piece by piece into gray bins. The foam sword set off the scanner anyway and i felt bad for the 30 people in line who had to wait At the...

This happened a few minutes ago. I generally do not call my grandpa on the phone. For one, he’s hard of hearing so talking on the phone is tough. We are also neighbors so when I need to talk to him it’s often easier to just walk to his house and speak in person. However, it’s raining right now and I’ve also not been feeling well today, but I needed to call and ask him a kind of time sensitive question. I called and he didn’t answer. This is where the fuck up was. I was NOT mentally, or emotionally prepared to hear my deceased grandmother’s (whom I cared for in her final days of horrible dementia) chipper, clear, and cheerful southern voice come across the answering machine to state that they were sorry they missed our call. Holy fuck. That just about had me sobbing. I couldn’t even listen to the whole message, I had to hang up. Like, it’s VERY sweet that he has kept the answering machine message the same all these years, I’m sure it brings him comfort to hear her voice ec...

This happened last night and I'm still in bed at 2 PM questioning every decision I've ever made. Background: My ex (24F) and I (25M) broke up about eight months ago. It was mutual-ish, but I took it harder than I let on. I've been in the "doing fine, totally over it" phase for a while now. You know the phase. The one where you only check their profile four times a week instead of four times a day. Last night I couldn't sleep. I was lying in bed, scrolling through my phone, and somehow ended up on her Instagram profile. I don't even remember how I got there. One minute I was watching a video about a raccoon learning to use a doorbell, the next minute I was deep in her 2019 archive. I was being careful. I wasn't liking anything. I was just... observing. Like a wildlife documentary. "Here we see the ex in her natural habitat, captioning a photo of brunch with 'Sunday funday.'" Then I found it. A photo from August 2019. Her at som...

It’s really hard to explain this without dodging my friends but I’ll try. So my friends are trying to do something, and I’m trying to join them, however I’m not there yet. So today i try to do something nice, just trying to make their lives a bit easier, and i manage to really upset them. Firstly, i would probably have been fine to do this if i had asked them, but me being an idiot didn’t, and my friends got really upset. Next, i managed to accidentally dox them. It was only up for about a minute, and i checked the views and only me and one of my friends saw it, but i was still being an idiot and theyre all really upset at me. And i have to see all of them tommorow to play DND. TLDR: I try to help my friends and accidentally really upset them and dox them temporarily. And I’m really nervous to confront them.

Back in college, I was on spring break and met this gorgeous girl at the bar in the hotel I was staying at. We ended up making out for probably an hour before she told me she needed to head home. Being young, horny, and completely unfamiliar with the area, I offered to ride home with her and pay for the cab. She agreed. We hopped in and immediately picked up where we left off. After what felt like an eternity, I finally came up for air, glanced at the meter, and saw $85 and climbing. Rapidly. I asked the cabbie how much farther we had to go. “About another 20 minutes. We’re almost there.” Fuck me running. Well, I was already in deep so at this point, I had to lock in and fully commit. Fast forward to when we finally arrive to an upscale courtyard with about 20 very nice condos. I paid the cabbie, and walked her to the front door which happened to be the largest, most aesthetically pleasing condo in the community. We started making out again about 10 feet from her door, and ...