greenmangostudio

So I, 17F, work at an outdoor pool as a lifeguard. I also teach piano lessons part time during the summer, and somehow still go to the gym and see my friends. My pools name is Albert Cross Schooly Pool (First two words are fake, but “schooly pool” is important for story purposes). Yesterday I was at work doing a 9 Hour shift, (12:00-9:00), and the night before I had only gotten around 5 hours of sleep. We were on heat alert where I live, and my coworkers and I were all exhausted, sweaty, and mentally drained by the time 9:00 rolled around. Now, to close the pool, we have a PA system. One of us has to do a small message around the lines of: “Attention Albert Cross Schooly Pool Swimmers, the pool is now closing. Please exit the pool and have a good evening”. On this particular night, I decided to do the closing message. That was a bad idea. Tiredly, thinking about nothing but wanting to go home, I say with full confidence into the mic: “Attention Albert Cross Pooly School Swimm...

So the other day I got an email saying that someone had entered my League of Legends account. I just changed my password and didn't think that much of it. I just thought that person was bored and wanted to play some ARAMS. Today I entered Reddit to check on the clash of critters community to see some tips to improve my gold rush formations. I was surprised to have more than 50 notifications and I didn't know why. I went to check what was happening and I saw some posts on my account saying I was a female who wanted some NSFW pictures in examge for some 😺pictures. I have a lot of DMs asking to see my 😺. Listen, I don't have a problem with horny people, we all should explore and enjoy, but I'm a cis man, I don't have a vagina, and I don't want to see some random men nudes, I'm not particularly fond of that content. I'm so sorry for the people that wrote me to get some action, I don't want that, I hope you'll find people you can examge pictur...

So today I (37m) was on my way into work. I stopped at a nearby McDonalds to grab a snack. I ordered their new Bacon Ceaser Crispy Chicken Sandwich combo, so they had to make my food to-order. Since there was a line of cars behind me, they had me park in a waiting spot. As I'm sitting there, listening to today's episode "Girl Dinner Diaries". The first story about the cheating boyfriend was still on. As a girl about 10 years younger than me approached my car with my order, I rolled down the window. I made eye contact. And that's when Shayne says, "He'll put my hand on his boner". Mortified, I grabbed my food real fast, rolled up my window and hated my life. I don't think I can ever go back to that McDonalds. TL;DR Shayne shouted something grossly inappropriate at the McDonald's worker as I was grabbing my food.

Happened a few minutes ago and wanted outsider opinions. I (20M) am part of a close college trio: me and two girls. Earlier this year, my best friend Jules started seeing this guy who we’ll call Joey (he’s been dissecting her with his eyes since last year) and had a friends-with-benefits thing that began in February. I was supportive at first, but got concerned gradually by what she told me as time passed. I felt like he didn’t see her as a person, just someone to use and discard when he got bored sexually. Even when they had genuine friendship moments, I saw his act as part of still keeping her around. Ness is friends with both Jules and Joey (she knew him since last year and served as a bridge between them). What bothered me was that whenever I pointed out Joey's red flags, she'd defend him nonetheless, until he really hurt Jules. He once told her he sees all his exes as "pretty memories" and that never saw a future life with none of them without even saying how h...

TL;DR: I unknowingly had a relationship with a married coworker who lied and told me he was divorced. His wife told me, I cut contact as soon as I found out. Five months later, his wife found my address and left a note for even more answers.. it gets worse. UPDATE AFTER BEING STALKED I was an unknowing affair partner to someone and I met at work (22F/44M) and it was very public. 6 months later his “ex-wife” told me he was actually married and deceived me, after finding my number. I cut contact, she thanked me and nothing from there on. I basically had a lot of questions for five months, but I was trying to move on. Yesterday the wife finds my address and left a note. It had been 5 months so this all felt kind of sketchy. The note was in riddles, asking to meet up. I was very hesitant because before, he had told me she cheated on him and was insane. Even if she was crazy, I am still going to believe and respect what I am told so I stayed away. After him deceiving me, and her com...

I (24F) was with this guy I’d been seeing for a few weeks. We finally went back to his place after a couple of drinks, lights off, everything was actually going really well for once. I’m on top, we’re both into it, and out of nowhere I feel the most violent sneeze of my life building up. I try to hold it in like my dignity depends on it. I fail spectacularly. I sneeze so hard that I clench, he slips out, and my knee shoots forward and nails him right in the stomach. At the exact same moment something else happened… loudly… and it echoed. He froze underneath me. I froze on top of him. The only sounds were me still sniffling and the very obvious evidence of what just happened hanging in the air. After a few seconds of complete silence he just whispers: “…did you just sneeze and… do that?” I tried to play it cool and said “maybe” in what I thought was a sexy voice. It came out sounding like a dying frog. He started laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe, which made me start la...