greenmangostudio

Today I left the house in a hurry. I was carrying my lunch, my daughters lunch, my purse, my laptop bag, a sandwich baggy with my daughter’s allergy meds, my phone, a Diet Coke, my keys, and my glasses. It was pouring down rain and I was a hot mess, but I was a server in a past life so I thought “ I totally got this”. I got into my car and started backing down the driveway with my daughter in tow, on our way to the drop off line at school and then on to work. As I was driving I noticed that everything seemed hazy and blurry and I realized that I did not in fact have my glasses. I started digging through the console and my purse and my lunch bag etc and figured out that they must have been left at home. I wasn’t too worried as I had time to run back by the house on the way to work so I passed my teenager off to school and went home. As soon as I got home I went tearing through the house looking for them. I flipped the light on in the bedroom where the hubs was sleeping to look...

I took the day off to take care of something with my new car. It took 10 minutes of my time and for reasons I didn't want to go home and any excuse to drive it a little sounded good to me. I had the bright idea of going to Barnes and Nobles as if my backlog of books I haven't gotten to isn't long enough. As I started getting closer and felt the need to pee. By the time I got there the need was pretty strong, so I walked in and made a bee line to the restroom. I noticed the restroom didn't have a door on the way in but its not like anyone can see anything from the outside. I took care of what I needed to do and stepped out. As I was browsing I noticed a surprising number of well behaved children running around. I am glad to see children hanging out in bookstores. Eventually I hear an announcement for story time, all the children I see go over to that section. Well, that explains it. I continue shopping, and then it happens. I need to go, NOW! I have had colon cancer an...

​ Yesterday was my mom's birthday.I decided to make her a cake because she loves homemade cakes and I wanted to do something nice for her. I was making a chocolate cake I'd made a few times before. Everything was going fine until I got to the part where I had to add the cocoa powder. looked for some in the kitchen cabinet, but I did not find anything except that one ash-tasting powder that I forgot to throw away. It's the worst. It tastes like it was made by burning wood instead of actual cocoa powder so I decided to go buy some My little brother, who's eight, was sitting on the kitchen counter watching me. He told me that it was okay and that it tasted good, and he was talking with such confidence. And for some reason, I just added it to the mixture not only that but I followed his instructions in other things .and, as expected, after the cake was ready, it was disgusting, and all that work went to shit. This is not a one-time thing. It has been a patte...

TIFU by forgetting to put my car in park This happened yesterday. I was backing out of my driveway when I noticed the front doors were open, so I got out to shut them. Maverick (2) was fighting with a toy basket, so I opened his door, removed it, shut his door, and turned around. I suddenly heard my kids screaming and realized my car was rolling backwards down the driveway—with both kids inside. I opened the door but couldn’t get in. It went through our garden fence, then THREE more fences before stopping at a corner post. It traveled about a football field. I was absolutely terrified. I could see and hear my kids but couldn’t get to them. Thankfully, they were buckled in and completely okay. My husband and his grandpa got the car out and fixed the fences. The car still runs, but the back is damaged. I’m still shaken thinking about what could have happened. TL;DR: My car rolled backwards with my kids inside, went through four fences, and traveled a football field. Thankfully, eve...

Posting from mobile so apologies for format So I (27nb) was just having a sheer moment of boredom and was watching some hentai when I had a brainwave. Like body writing is so common in those vids but not everything has a marker on hand so what else could one use? Naturally it was just for a bit of fun so my mind wandered to makeup options since that leaves color and can be washed off. Originally I thought to use lipstick but then I realized eyeliner would be way more easier and precise. Not to mention I have darker skin so white eyeliner would be PERFECT. This particular version was a known liquid eyeliner with a brush tip and while it wore well on my eyes I needed a lil effort to wash it off since it was advertised as 'long lasting' but it still came off at the end of the day so what could go wrong? So I got off my bed and decided to use it, writing typical words such as "whore", "slut", "good boys don't cum" etc, played with myself, we...

to be fair this was actually yesterday but whatever. I 17(F) was downstairs putting the shopping away as it had just got delivered, my stepdad was also there but he was making himself food, I got upset at something which was a minor inconvenience, this is important, my mum was also home at the time and she had said something which made my step dad say “ jeez something is up with you two, so dramatic” or something like that idk. So i thought it would be funny to say “calling her dramatic won’t get you head”, my mum laughed BUT for context he constantly makes sexual jokes about my mum, for example “I am a literal mother fucker” or “your mum thinks this face is a nice seat” i always go ew because thats my mum but i dont care that much but after I made the head joke he says “thats way too far” and “im still adult” i was so taken aback because i thought that it would be okay to say that. later on we talked and he said that it sounded like it was said out of anger and my mum said it made hi...