greenmangostudio

TIFU by forgetting to put my car in park This happened yesterday. I was backing out of my driveway when I noticed the front doors were open, so I got out to shut them. Maverick (2) was fighting with a toy basket, so I opened his door, removed it, shut his door, and turned around. I suddenly heard my kids screaming and realized my car was rolling backwards down the driveway—with both kids inside. I opened the door but couldn’t get in. It went through our garden fence, then THREE more fences before stopping at a corner post. It traveled about a football field. I was absolutely terrified. I could see and hear my kids but couldn’t get to them. Thankfully, they were buckled in and completely okay. My husband and his grandpa got the car out and fixed the fences. The car still runs, but the back is damaged. I’m still shaken thinking about what could have happened. TL;DR: My car rolled backwards with my kids inside, went through four fences, and traveled a football field. Thankfully, eve...

Posting from mobile so apologies for format So I (27nb) was just having a sheer moment of boredom and was watching some hentai when I had a brainwave. Like body writing is so common in those vids but not everything has a marker on hand so what else could one use? Naturally it was just for a bit of fun so my mind wandered to makeup options since that leaves color and can be washed off. Originally I thought to use lipstick but then I realized eyeliner would be way more easier and precise. Not to mention I have darker skin so white eyeliner would be PERFECT. This particular version was a known liquid eyeliner with a brush tip and while it wore well on my eyes I needed a lil effort to wash it off since it was advertised as 'long lasting' but it still came off at the end of the day so what could go wrong? So I got off my bed and decided to use it, writing typical words such as "whore", "slut", "good boys don't cum" etc, played with myself, we...

to be fair this was actually yesterday but whatever. I 17(F) was downstairs putting the shopping away as it had just got delivered, my stepdad was also there but he was making himself food, I got upset at something which was a minor inconvenience, this is important, my mum was also home at the time and she had said something which made my step dad say “ jeez something is up with you two, so dramatic” or something like that idk. So i thought it would be funny to say “calling her dramatic won’t get you head”, my mum laughed BUT for context he constantly makes sexual jokes about my mum, for example “I am a literal mother fucker” or “your mum thinks this face is a nice seat” i always go ew because thats my mum but i dont care that much but after I made the head joke he says “thats way too far” and “im still adult” i was so taken aback because i thought that it would be okay to say that. later on we talked and he said that it sounded like it was said out of anger and my mum said it made hi...

This happened towards the end of the school year. A little context: There’s this guy at my school who has been bullying me forever. He’d trip me up in the hallways, try to steal the food I bought with my own money, just classic toxic behavior. But one day, I completely snapped. He walked up, casually tore an entire page out of my textbook, and smirked: "Oh ops, guess you’ll just have to buy a new one." I stood up, seeing absolute red. Now, I’m not a fighter. I knew if I went in with my fists, I’d get beaten up three times harder. So I didn't think of anything better than to grab a heavy wooden stool and throw it straight at him. It missed, but it triggered a total meltdown. He panicked and started grabbing classroom potted plants off the windowsill, chucking them at me one by one. I dodged the dirt and pots, so he ran out of flowers and started pelting me with pieces of chalk like a machine gun. I was just ducking behind desks. When he completely ran out of ammo...

Let me just say, if you currently eat any brand of pickles that isn't grillo's, and you switch to grillo's, lock them mfers up the first time because the amount of EUPHORIA you will get from eating them is genuinely harmful and will come with severe consequences. I've always been a pickle person, I grew up on Mt. Olive and those vlasic mini kosher which does the job, nothing more to say about it. My roommate has been buying grillo's dill spears for a few months and eats them straight out of the jar at like 11pm with the fridge door open. I thought that was a little much. I just hadn't tried one yet because I didn't think pickles could really get that much better, and grillos looked odd and pale without yellow dye(can you tell I'm American) yes I know I'm stupid. I stand highly corrected that color ≠ quality Two days ago I gave in and bought my own tub of spears. Ate the whole container standing over the sink, while my roommate watched from the co...

I liked this person from work I see everyday, and I honestly thought they liked me too. So after weeks of overthinking and feeling "something", I asked them calmly, almost whispering, if she would like to go on a date some day maybe. The person completely panicked, said no, all my colleagues​​ noticed and looked at my like I did something tremendously wrong, frowning brows and judging eyes. I wanted to die in that same spot. Feel I came across as creepy, or violent even, and I absolutely have no idea why and I feel like absolutely trash. I honestly feel like a f*cking r*pist now. I dread going to work tomorrow. The gossips, the cringe, the avoiding game... I think I really fucked up badly.​ I have spent the whole day on my home trying to drown the cringe and the feelings, I am almost paralized with shame, have not eaten since Im replaying every second in my mind, what I should have done, what I did wrong, maybe I was too spontaneous, maybe it is simply completely wr...