greenmangostudio

WANRING:CNC TIFU by trying something new with my bf. We were hanging out before going to a wedding, and we start hanky panky. He likes the other hole a lot, iykyk. I don’t mind it, it just causes lava to come out after so I don’t really do it, and he doesn’t know how to prep so it hurts the few times we’ve tried. So I bought some liquid to help out. Anyways, we’re getting to business, and he starts putting his fingers in. Fine with me. Then he pulls out and ask if he can just do the tip. I cave in, and after a minute or so I tell him to stop bc it hurts. He’s all like “you’re okay baby”. He stops like two minutes later and we get back to it. Later that day I went to use the bathroom, wiped and there was blood. But it wasn’t dark like period blood and I had already got my period. He ripped it. I got so mad at him and he cried and apologized when I told him, but yeah, that’s how I fu. TL;DR: ripped my hole EDIT: he is not the only one who’s ignored a “no”. I’ve initiated w him whenever...

TIFU (this happened last night, but I had to get it off my chest.) Hopefully it never happens again, but I'm sure it will because my brain is stupid sometimes. I am not on social media 24/7 or anything, but I get a lot of cat-related videos that come across my feed, and I love the little dopamine hits from looking at cute kitties. One of my favorites right now is Gumbus, who really enjoys her lickable Churu treats, and if you haven't seen her you really need to. I would say cat content is probably easily 50% of the total content I see on social media. This is the preface to my true FU. Last night laying in bed with my husband, we were ramping up for round two. We were doing a little touching, and just casually (sexily) talking about different things we find hot, or want to try someday, and just letting conversation flow. As couples do in between sessions, you know? One of the things that's recently been on our radar (recently as in, like just yesterday it came up) has be...

obligatory this happened last week. my roommate's boyfriend basically lives with us, 4-5 nights a week. i noticed my $60 vitamin C serum going down way faster than it should. thought i was imagining it. so i set up a small camera facing my bathroom shelf. just my shelf, not anything weird. caught him on video using my entire skincare routine every single visit. cleanser, serum, moisturizer. the works. this man has been doing a full skincare routine with my products for two months. i showed my roommate the footage. she called me controlling for having a camera. he said it's "just skincare." i told him he's not allowed over until he replaces everything. now they're both furious and i'm sitting here wondering if i actually overreacted or if a grown man stealing a stranger's skincare routine for two months is genuinely insane. TL;DR: installed a camera to catch a thief, caught him, now i'm the villain apparently.

So actually on Sunday I fucked up. I had musical tickets (for Beauty and the Beast) and was sure the musical was happening in the evening. I was gonna go with my parents and the day before and even during the day we texted about the musical we were going to see in the evening. Only when I went to check what time we should head out for dinner (because dinner is nice before a musical) I realised the musical was actually at 3pm. By that time it was - unfortunately- 4pm. The worst part about it is that I’m a wheelchair user and the wheelchair tickets are especially hard to get. You have to email the venue to get those tickets. So we couldn’t just book for another day. This was my Christmas present, too. TL;DR I didn’t check what time my musical tickets were for, missed out on Beauty and the Beast

This was just this past weekend. There is a girl (27f) I’ve (36m) been dating for about 2 months. We slept together on the first date and the relationship started very sexual, but eventually turned a bit romantic. We were drinking with friends and playing Never have i ever, and it came up in a room full of mostly her friends that i have a secret talent. I’m not excessively large or flexible, but was gifted with the talent of being able to suck my own dick. The reaction to this was rather mixed, as it normally is, but my date actually was really into it. She whispered that she was jealous i was holding out and she wants to see. I’ve never done it for anyone. It’s not the most flattering position, and yeah, i mean, it’s sucking a dick. So we go back to my place and we’re kissing and she tells me she wants to see. So I get in position and show her and she straight up starts laughing a little. I ask if she can help me with it, and she kind of does but then says “i can’t” and keeps kind ...

I (25m) have been travelling Thailand the past 6 weeks (no this is not going where you’re thinking) and for the first time today i had a real romantic connection with a girl on the beach. She was from Germany and was completely stunning. I was genuinely a little taken back by how attractive she was as I noticed her struggling to enter the sea because there were so many sharp rocks and jellyfish. We got to chatting and walked along the shore together speaking about shells we had found and i noticed how cute it was when she’d get really excited mid conversation. She told me she recently left work bartending and was studying socio-economics and was pleased to hear i play tennis as it’s something she’d recently been playing with her mum. As i was speaking to her i felt a calm confidence that rarely occurs for me in first time interactions with people and i recognised that i really wanted to spend more time with this person. We agreed to exchange contacts and walking back to get her phone...