greenmangostudio

I (22M) have to start with a little background. I am quite a perfectionist but only for stupid shit like drawing my signature in the exact proportions I want. Because if that, whenever I'm bored, I practise and I don't stop untill I draw it the way I want. I can perfectly fill pages of with my signature out of obsession. I also like writing sometimes, it's not a hobby I'm passionate about nor I'm good at, but at times it feels good. Everything started a few week ago. I was in a boring class with a professor I hated, so I started writing down mi signature. This time I got it faster than usual, so it only took half the sheet of paper. I was happy about it, but it also meant I had nothing to do to distract me from that horrible lesson, so I started remembering songs I liked in my head. At one point, a specific song came to my head, it was performed by Amaia, a Spanish singer, last Christmas. It had quite a medieval touch to it and it also reminded me about witches in...

I’m mostly writing this to make myself feel better and distract myself from the embarrassment of my neighbors almost calling the cops on what they perceived to be a hungry, homeless person digging through the trash for food. So, today, I (19f) had a date (20m) and it was supposed to be like a cute little picnic. And I was supposed to meet his parents… I scrubbed hard in the shower, put on my favorite perfume, brushed my teeth 2 times. I threw on some random clothes to go clean out my car for some reason and not the one I planned for the date (THANK goodness for that) and went to clean out my car and take the laundry out from the back. In all my fervor, I realized at the very end of cleaning that I TOSSED THE KEYS IN THE APARTMENT DUMPSTER WITHOUT REALIZING IT. I panicked and immediately tried to open the trash lid to see if I could spot it. I hear a clink. Boom, it falls all the way to the bottom. I try to reach it , but I’m too short. I run upstairs and grab a stool because I’m too...

NFSW tag bc I don’t know if pee is technically considered NSFW. Short FU but thought it was funny enough to share. So I had a rheumatology appointment. Doc wanted labs, so I go up to get them done. Blood work and a urine sample. Simple enough, right? I get the blood work drawn and the lab assistant hands me the cup for the urine sample. I go into the bathroom with the cup. I’m holding the cup. I am actively looking at the cup. I grab a cleansing towelette. I pull my pants down. I’m holding the cup. I’m looking at the cup. I sit down on the toilet. I am staring at the cup. I proceeded to pee straight into the toilet. Lab assistant gives me a baggie and a fresh towelette so I can do the sample at home and bring it back. TL;DR had to give a urine sample and peed straight into the toilet like an ADHD idiot

so i accidentally sent an intimate pic to my mom this morning instead of my girlfriend and i still feel sick every time i think about it. i was texting my gf on whatsapp, normal convo, a bit flirty, nothing unusual, and her chat is pinned so i dont even look properly, i just open the app and tap the top name on autopilot. what i didnt really register is that my mom had texted me earlier, so her chat was sitting right there under the pinned ones so yeah, i open it, see a familiar name, dont think twice, just assume its my gf and keep going. things escalate a bit, i take a pic, not fully explicit but like… absolutely not something your mom should ever see, no confusion possible. i send it, and for like 2 seconds everything feels normal, and then i notice the profile pic. my gf has a very specific one, this one didnt match. i click the chat and its my mom, and my whole body just drops, like instant cold wave, brain just gone i go to delete it and right as i press it i see seen. she was...

I (18f) don't know what to do. I think I screwed things up big time yesterday with the guy I like (22m) we'll call him V. So me and V have been talking for not that long, maybe twoish months? We have a lot in common and I really do enjoy his company. He's a really sweet guy, he has a strong set of morals, he's funny, and he does a great job of making me actually feel wanted. Now here's where I messed up. We were at a party together yesterday and I'll admit, I cannot hold my liquor for the life of me. I ended up oversharing a lot about my family to V yesterday and I'm so angry at myself for not realizing the fact that he was probably uncomfortable with it until it was too late. On the ride home, he all of a sudden wouldn't look and me and started to shut down. I feel so angry at myself for blabbing on about things he probably didn't know. Anyways, when we got to my house, he would normally give me a kiss goodbye or walk me to the door but he didn...

I live in the upper unit of a duplex that’s on a hill. So my front door looks out one direction, their front door looks the other way and about 1/3 of their house is underground because of the hill. I have a nice little side porch which happens to be over their side door/patio where they store their trash and recycling bins. Keep in mind that from the porch, I cannot see their patio unless I am deliberately looking down over that part of the porch. I have a cat, a perfect baby angel, who is indoor/outdoor. He will chill on the porch so I periodically check if he wants to come in or if he’s just vibing. It is important to note that I really really love my cat. So anyways today I opened the door to check on him. It’s a beautiful day, warm but not boiling, sun is shining and a lovely breeze. My cat is relaxing in a position best deserved as shavasana (belly up, big stretch - getting the tummy sunshine he needs to charge). I open the door and say (slightly above normal speaking volume)...