greenmangostudio

I'm fairly new at my job and still figuring out who works in which department. Last week I overheard my manager mention that Friday was a coworker's last day with us. I assumed she was quitting, so I suggested getting her a cake and a card. Two other newer employees chipped in and we organized a little surprise during lunch. We even had the bakery write "Good luck at your new job" on the cake. When we brought it out, she looked completely confused. Turns out she had only been temporarily covering our department for a month and was returning to her regular position in finance. Literally one floor below us. I had already started giving a little speech about how much we'd miss her before she interrupted to explain. She was nice about it and we all ate the cake, but my manager couldn't stop laughing. This morning I ran into her in the elevator and she asked if I was planning another farewell party when she takes her vacation. TL;DR: Misunderstood a c...

​ Okay so this literally just happened and I don't even know what to think 💀 I was in the Horror Skunx Discord server and I mentioned that while I was in the psych ward I drew some pretty questionable comics involving Winston, Lovity, Verity and Lookout2DD. I warned everyone that the drawings were NOT normal and that they contained characters making babies. Some people got curious and asked me to send them the comics in DMs. They loved them and found them funny af. One person specifically told me "you can send me, I'm mature" so I assumed they knew what I meant and were okay with seeing them. So I sent them two comics. One was about Lovity cheating on Obesity with Winston and getting pregnant and the other was about Verity and Lookout2dd making love in Minecraft AND THEN THIS PERSON STARTED ACTING TRAUMATISED. 😭 APPARENTLY THEY WERE 13 AND THOUGHT THE BABIES WERE GONNA COME FROM A STORK. A STORK. BRO I LITERALLY SAID THEY WERE MAKING BABI...

I have always took pride in my kindness and today I fucked up. I ordered food to my new apartment, it's two flights up and I really didn't wanna walk down and up them so I put in the instructions that I wanted them to come up I was on the phone with my partner and I got a message from the Uber driver that he was outside, I thought he meant OUT SIDE of my apartment building so I started complaining to my partner about how they didn't follow the instructions and how I was frustrated about it. I opened the door of my apartment and Boom, he was right there.. He looked so nice and I felt absolutely HORRIBLE that I was just openly talking shit about him, especially after he had just walked up the stairs and back down. I wanted to send a message to apologize but I 1. Can't message after the order is complete 2. (Even if I could) Didn't want to say anything in case her DIDNT hear me. I know this isn't the biggest fuck up but it definitely was for me and I n...

TIFU by locking my lock in my locker at work. Lets set the scene before I explain what happened. I'm an activities aide in a nursing home Boss out of town for the whole week I was by myself with 70+ residents all week Everything went perfectly perfectly all week till this. I was provided a lock and key from my boss for my work locker. Not a problem till today. On days I would forget my key I would just lay my lock on the locker and not actually close it and lock it. Well, today I accidentally locked it despite not having my key. I thought I forgot it in my purse which was in my locker, turns out it was at home, either way, I didn't have it. I then had to decide do I try to get help to open it, do I call my boss on vacation to tell her what happen and ask her where the spare key is, given that I knew there is one or call my dad who worked in the building next to mine that he will have to take me home since I couldn't drive. Well, fast forward, I spent the whole shift...

I went with a group of 6 of us, 3 guys, 3 girls, to a fair day yesterday and there was a dunk tank there. When we got there it had just ended with the last volunteer but some people were still playing and dunking their friends. We watched it for a while and then the supervisor asked if anyone else wanted to play. So I said we should as a joke, and then the other 2 guys and one of the girls were keen so we agreed. The other 2 girls weren’t so keen but the supervisor called them chicken, and we had to pick a number each to see who would go up, but they ended up picking a number anyway. When the spinner thing finished it landed on one of those girls, Emma, and she looked embarrassed and nervous but was also laughing. So we all cheered and she went up. And the guy said if we all missed she could come down and someone else would go up. Everyone else missed and I was the last one to throw and so I think she was starting to think she was safe but in the moment I became competitive and also th...

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