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TIFU by thinking Limp Bizkit was a joke band

So my (27M) roommate (23M) was always recommending the Devil May Cry show on Netflix. I was bored and didn't have anything to watch. I stumbled on the show and decided, why not? And honestly? Fantastic show. I was a little scared it was going to take itself very serious and it just doesn't and its great. I was really excited to tell him about it when he got home. But here's the thing. I really liked the theme song, but not on my first listen. My first listen, I was like, "okay...this is some dumb lame generic anime opening, it sounds so tacky." My second take, I was listening to the actual words and a lot of dumb things stuck out. It talks about "haters" and "hot mamas" and "pimp daddies." And I was just like "who talks like that??" It sounded like a group of 50 year old white men (who's kids are probably no contact) got together in a bored room to make the most markable "punk music" for the kids. But then,...

TIFU by appearing to spike a girl's drink

So, a group of friends is at a pool party/BBQ. I had a packet of something called " Stiffy Stuff " (no, really), which is a novelty magic trick/practical joke - it's a powder that instantly turns a liquid into something with the consistency of Jell-O. I decide I'm going to deploy it in the drink of my friend thinking she will be appropriately surprised to find her juice has turned into a semi-solid gel. Oh, what fun! Unfortunately, another girl saw me putting the powder in the drink, and immediately and loudly warned my would-be prankee that I had spiked her drink. I had not considered the optics of this joke if I got caught in the act, and it was a pretty embarassing explanation that, while immature, this was emphatically not a roofie situation.... TL;DR I wanted to prank my friend with a novelty magic trick powder but ended up having to explain that I was not spiking her drink with anything nefarious....

TIFU by trying to outdrink my girlfriend.

This happened yesterday and it did not end well for me. I was at my girlfriend's house for a big party. Her parents and a lot of our friends were there. I was in a good mood and having fun. I challenged my girlfriend to a drinking game. She laughed at me but she accepted. Now she has always been able to drink more than me, so I knew I had no chance of winning. But I was already a bit buzzed and feeling cocky so I decided to go for it. The rules were simple: we would go shot for shot. The first one to quit or throw up would lose. My girlfriend's parents and some people there were watching us. I didn't mind the pressure. We went back up and forth a few times and I felt pretty good. After a few more shots, I started to feel hot so I took my shirt off, hoping that would help. Then after a few more shots, my stomach started feeling weird. I still felt hot so I decided to jump in the pool. At this point I was thinking about quitting, but people were telling me to keep going. My...

TIFU by refusing to withdraw money from my grandpas card at an ATM

I (f20) told my grandfather (m65) I didn’t want to withdraw money from his debit card at an ATM. Some important details you should know before going into this: I’m currently a full time student and despite my best efforts, don’t have a job. I do Uber and DoorDash daily, earning around $200 a week. I’ve done interviews but never get a call back, even with years of past experience. I’ve lived with my grandfather since I was 12, and he basically covers all costs including rent, food, utilities, etc. Unfortunately, he’s always had a gambling problem. Because of this, we’ve suffered and lived pay check to pay check, barely able to afford basic necessities. We’ve lived off his social security for the most part, when it’s not gambled away. There was a time when I was 15 we couldn’t pay rent for 4 months due to his addiction (the landlord thankfully didn’t kick us out). Around February of this year, my grandfather inherited $80k from his mother after she passed away. This only strained...

TIFU by telling that my friend is stupid

Today I told out loud that my friend is stupid and now I feel guilty and sad. I have health problem. So, I made appointmet at hospital. I don't feel my toes very well. I always work first shift. It ends at 2PM. Appointment was at 3PM. I usualky travel with bus to home. Company pays bus. I made a friend in that company. He is good person and my good friend. And when he works first shift, we go with his car. Today I took two coffies one for me, one for him and asked him, if we can go together with his car after work and, if can wait for me 5-10 minutes, if I am late. I just wanted to wash my feet, because I didn't have time to go home, take a shover and go to hospital. I was in changing room a little bit longer and he called me. I got annoyed, because he always calls me, if I am in changing room and I am late. So, I told out loud: "He is stupid." and answered the phone,I turned on the speaker and told him, that I will come in few minutes. I didn"t know th...

TIFU by hooking up with a redditor & now i have to buy a new tire

So I post on reddit every now and then to find people to hang out with or things to do in my city. I usually just go to a local bar or something with them and see where the night goes. I’ve been trying to work on being more open & spontaneous so when a guy who had been asking to spoil & worship me (🚩) asked me to spend the night with him on the beach I agreed. Let’s just say that there were soooo many red flags but i was trying to work on being more positive. He says he’ll pay for my gas,food,drinks,the hotel, & give me $100 on top (🚩 not completely a red flag but also i’m not a SWer so the extra $100 part is a little odd) I start the hour and a half drive and stop 5 minutes in for drinks & condoms (that he asked me to get & said he’d pay for) I forget walmart doesn’t take tap and i can’t find any of my cards so i leave with nothing (the universe trying to get me to go home) Anyway i’m getting too detailed, I would keep asking him for $$ to prove he was real...