greenmangostudio

So I live in a duplex and my next door neighbour is also my landlord. Older dude, Best landlord I’ve ever had, I’ve lived here for almost 4 years and he’s never raised the rent and anytime I’ve ever needed something fixed that I couldn’t do myself he’s on it. I have a cat that I let outside into an enclosed catio. There is a little spot where she likes to go sleep and I can’t always see her because only the door part is wire, the rest has siding. So I was trying to get her attention by calling her name out the window. Out this window not only can I see my yard but also my landlords. But anyways I’m calling her name and saying “oh look at you you’re so sweet and cute” and “I love you so much” When I see movement out of the corner of my eye. MY LANDLORD WAS OUTSIDE SITTING IN A CHAIR WITH HIS SHIRT OFF SUNTANNING. ALSO MY CATS NAME??? It’s BABY. I am MORTIFIED. I just wanted to talk to my cat and lowkey harassed? Hit on???? my landlord so now I have to move because I can never show my ...

This just happened like thirty minutes ago and I NEED to tell someone but I doubt my friends would want to hear about this. So Reddit, I come to you. Last night I (16F) was woken up at around 4 AM by one of my cats clawing at my door to get out. After I let her out I don‘t fall back asleep until around 7 AM and I sleep until 11:50 something. When I wake up I decide to lay in bed and doom scroll for a while but right as I’m about to get ready to go to the bathroom to do my morning routine my older sister (19) gets in there first. She starts the shower and stays in there until 2 PM, which isn’t surprising because she always takes FOREVER in the bathroom. I never knew what she was doing in there to make her take so long, because she doesn’t do skincare, makeup, hair, and she wears the same outfit everyday, but I discovered what it was once I got in. I was just doing my thing when I glance down at the counter near where all my sister’s stuff is and I notice, sitting between the sink an...

I was piss drunk that evening and my wife and I had been talking about random things for a while. For background, she typically asks me playful questions, I guess trying to get to know who I was before I met her. She asked me what the kinkiest experience I had was. I told her about a time when I was in a big city and I came home to my then gf and two other naked ladies. It was my birthday and she wanted to “treat” me. Should’ve known she would be a giant red flag but I was dumb and in my early 20’s. I told her probably a bit more detail than I ever should have but she kept asking for questions. No lie this actually happened. That ex of mine was kind of a freak and that definitely blew up in my face later. Anyway, after telling her I could tell she was a mixture of jealous and trying to be cool but I know it upset her. She revealed she’s always fantasized about a threesome with 2 guys or even three. Not that she would ever do that now since we’re married and I’m 100% loyal to my w...

Hi I’m a 19 years old girl. I’m extremely short. And there’s a machine at the gym that people can adjust the height of, and the last person who used that machine put the handle very high so I tried to jump to reach it and I grabbed it but I slipped and fell and hit my arm very hard with the machine and then again against the floor and I was like ouchie ouchie so I stretched my leg in pain and I didn’t notice there was an elder lady behind me that had just arrived and I accidentally pushed her with my leg and she kind of tripped backwards but THANK GOD THANK GAWD she didn’t fall😭😭😭😭I was so embarrassed and she was so nice she kind of giggled about it. But imagine she actually fell and hit her head and died because of me omg TL;DR I slipped while trying to reach something at the gym and accidentally shoved an old lady with my leg

I put a three balls in my ass and two came out but Im wondering could it come out on its own or should I go to er because I dont want to go to er. Mind the fact I dont want to explain my stupid choice to my parents or the doctors cause im embarrassed and would rather get advice from people that I'll never see in my life. and honestly im really fucking scared. So as of now im sitting on my bed and so if i can wait it out is there anything i should do. and if there is anything i should do would it be laxatives. And if I should go to the er now what should I say to my parents and the doctors that "i fell on it" cause i know nobody is gonna believe that. And i dont feel pain nor sick. And im just fucking scared right now. TL;DR: so what so should I do to fix my dumb mistake

My friend's grandma passed a month ago. I always checked in with her because I know how close she was to her. I was talking with her on the phone and just out of the blue, asked her how her grandma was doing. She answered but almost immediately I thought "didn't her grandma pass?". A few days later it hit me, she absolutely did. I texted my friend and apologized profusely. She explained that she answered to not make me feel bad, which I appreciated so much but I now feel horrible knowing how much that probably hurt her! Not making excuses but I am on anti seizure medication which has affected my memory extremely! This is the only reason I can come up with to forget such important information. I have apologized again and again (probably annoyingly) but am afraid it messed up our relationship. Any advice? TL;DR: I forgot my friend's gma passed and asked her about her health. Now idk if our friendship is ruined.