greenmangostudio

So I have ADHD and I forgot to take my meds today. My ADHD causes me to forget things almost instantly and im also dumb as fuck. I decided to wear a pad today to school even tho I usually wear tampons (huge mistake). So normally if I was on my period and changing a tampon I would straight away wrap it in toilet paper and throw it in the trash, but I was wearing a pad so when I was changing it I looked in my bag and thought I didnt take any spare pads with me and there was nobody I couldve asked for a pad. I set it on the sink for some reason to maybe clean up a little and put toilet paper on it and call it a day. (I was desperate okay, no judgement) Then I realised that I actually did have an extra pad and then put it on. I went to wash my hands and some fucking how didnt notice my blood stained clotty pad on the sink and walked out. A guy I rejected last year went in there after me, came out almost instantly and yelled: “(my name) you forgot your bloody pad on the sink, you dirty b*t...

My gf said she wanted to try something different in the bedroom and suggested that I fuck her in her sleep. I didn't understand how that would be enjoyable for her at all, but she said it sounded kinky to wake up in the middle of the night with me inside of her. I shrugged and said I was willing to do it if she was into it. Cut to last night. My gf was asleep. It was go time. I kissed her on the mouth because that's where I normally start when we have regular sex, but I stopped when she bit my tongue in her sleep. It hurt but I was okay. The tiddies were next. Sucking her cute little tits was one of my favourite things to do, but I was used to hearing her moaning instead of snoring and saying random shit like "brain syrup" and "liquid clouds." Oral was next. Eating her out was gonna wake her up. I was convinced. Somehow, she didn't wake up because of me eating her out. She only woke up because I reacted to her unexpectedly peeing in my mouth. It was a ...

OG post. Gym bro messaged me this morning and asked if I was keen to come over in the afternoon. Dude got my number from the group chat for our apartment complex. I said I was working from home today, so it was possible, but I had a lot of work to do. I was just being polite. I didn't actually plan to return to apartment 6 because I didn't feel like seeing gym bro again so soon. I was planning to tell him I got busy or whatever, but I changed my mind when he said he wanted to share his list of prime suspects he believed slipped the noise complaint letter under my door the other day. I said okay. Cut to me sitting inside gym bro's apartment with the rest of his gym buddies. Gym bro provided the names of two prime suspects he referred to as an incel and a Karen. Not really a list like he said, but at least he was invested, which I kind of appreciated. The gym bros leaned towards the so called incel who lived in apartment 9. I thanked the gym bros for pointing me in the rig...

Throwaway because my friends know I’m online and I’m too shamed to have this tied back to me. This happened a while back now but I haven’t told anyone apart from my family. This happened around dinner time. My cat wasn’t home, like he usually is, so I looked out my window to see if I could spot him. That’s when I noticed something lying on the grass near our front garden. At first, I couldn’t quite tell what it was, but as I went outside, I realised it was a black cat. For context, we have a black cat named Toto. He’s a little crazy, cute, very outdoorsy but normally very predictable. He always comes home at the same time every night, so seeing him, or what looked like him, lying there was terrifying. I went closer and immediately shouted for my mum who picked him up and it was instant tears for all of us. It was clear he had already passed, likely hit by a car. My aunt, who lives 2 minutes away, came over because we were all too shocked and traumatized to even think properly. Sh...

This happened a few days ago. My work paid for a +1 event at a sports game. I remember hearing that my coworker usually came to the games with her dad, so I believe this contributed to the mental gymnastics that my brain decided to perform... I saw my coworker with with a girl and convinced myself that this was her mom because, of course she could only possibly be there with one of her parents, right? Totally...... I had a couple of drinks and I was super tired after a long work week, so this didn't help me maintain my normal social filter. When I stopped by where my coworker and her friend were sitting, instead of introducing my myself like a normal human being, I decided to ask my coworker, "is this your mom?" right in front of both of them. I am just...so stupid sometimes... My coworker laughed it off thankfully. She imitated her friend saying, "I'm leaving!" and replied to me, "No, haha... this is my friend." I apologized profusely and expla...

I recently attended a 4-day wedding. Met a guy on the first day and instantly hit it off. We spent the rest of the wedding hanging out and yesterday, his last night here, I went back to his hotel room. We had sex, it was great, slept for a couple hours, woke up and were at it again. He asked me to turn around like in a sexy commanding way and idk wtf was going through my mind (probably lack of sleep and alcohol) but I started singing (I can’t sing) “Every now and then I get a little bit lonely.” The guy was like ?????? I apologized and explained it’s a song. He was like okkaaaaay in a weirded out way but to his credit, was still down to smash. So he is hitting it from behind and idk why but I brought up the song again, saying it’s a classic and he’d like it. And randomly remembered a similar incident with my ex (not during sex) where he had jumped in and we sang the song together. Honestly a really nice memory that made me miss my ex and I started crying!!!!!!!!!!!! The guy immedia...