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TIFU by accidentally texting my new landlord a private complaint about him

This happened earlier today, and I am still cringing every time I look at my phone. ​I recently moved into a new apartment. The place is great, but the landlord is extremely particular about everything. He sends long, detailed text messages almost every morning about tiny rules—like how to properly close the main lobby door, where to place the doormat, and what time to bring the trash back in. ​Today, he sent another 4-paragraph text about "proper balcony etiquette." ​I took a screenshot of his text and opened a chat with my best friend to vent. I typed out: "Is this guy for real? He texts like a military commander every single morning. I feel like I'm living in a boot camp." ​I hit send. ​Except... I didn't send it to my friend. In my rush, I accidentally pasted the text right back into the chat with my landlord. ​As soon as the two blue checkmarks appeared, my heart dropped into my stomach. I frantically tried to delete it, but he had already opened it. ​T...

TIFU. I sent fake A levels to a uni,obviously not in the Uk. And got an pfder, now I am scared they will find out.

So all this hapenned last year, I got my Alevels after resit and it was ccd, no uk uni would take me so i applies to nz, aus, saudi and malaysia. Even then I was falling short so I decided to edit my results pdf through a pdf editor, no watermark or anything. I was at a very low point in my life which I am not in rn, heavily depressed and anxious for my future so I sent these forged results to these unis and surprisingly I got an offer from some Australian and no unis for this yr. Now its time for visa application and im from Indonesia so my passport is considered grade 2 and the aus and no givermants will both take a closer look, its too late to do anything except ride with this, what are my chances of getting caught. I applied for business degree. TL;DR: I fucked up by forging results but I actually gpt through but I feel a visa fuckup is eminent. Has anyone been through a similar fuckup, pls dm

TIFU Accidentally going on a date with my cousin.

So, here me out. I'm an Arab, so I have. Like 13 and 3 quarter half million cousins. On vacation. My parents and one specific aunt is like "Oh you should get married when are you gonna get married. You should marry an Arab." Bla bla. Haha. I live in the states. I brush it off. I'll get married when I want. There is a wedding in town who I don't know how I'm related to nor seen them before. Everyone is going, my aunt is like you should find someone at the wedding so many girls. Ehhh maybe we'll see. She then says oh how about that girl? She looks like she's 21. (I'm 33 by the way and have social anxiety a lot) Haven't really been on many dates at all. Anyway she says don't worry, it's okay if she's young, at least she'll be prettier for longer..I was like damn haha. I walked off and said, don't worry, I'll find someone myself. Everyone is dancing and I go up and start dancing. I see this girl dancing by herself, I hav...

TIFU by accidentally losing all my aunt's contact numbers

I am here with 5 contacts 5 freaking contacts only!!!!out of 580 "i transferred all the contacts to the sim before changing the phones now i got almost 600 people's name with no phone number at all😭.i tried every thing i switched the phones back nothing every thing is gone....she doesnt have google back ups set up so nothing there too ...i also checked recycle bin nothing there too The one thing i got giong for me is she calls the same 4 people every day i am niw giong through her call logs trying to save as much possible numbers as i can so yhea talk to me guys i wont be giong any Where πŸ˜”πŸ‘ and btw why does this things have to be this long ...rude of you guys to let some one who fucked up bad to type for this long but on second thought smart asf people will be typing here instead of ki**ing them sleves "TL;DR:" lost someone's contacts by trying to switch devices....dont know the consequence yet tho πŸͺ¦

TIFU The rhubarb hammer incident

I was eleven years old. I had just watched hammer qualification from an athletic Championship on the telly. I went out to our garden for a snack but it was August and birds had eaten every single berry left. No cherries, strawberries or raspberries. I looked on the rhubarb plants and saw a rhubarb flower sticking up. My mother had learned me, to always remove rhubarb flowers. This to make more stalks as the stalks is what you use on rhubarbs. I picked the flower and was just on my my way to the compost heap, when I remembered the hammer throwing. So I went the lawn , just near the slope down to the road. I held the rather flimsy flower with both my hands and started rotating and let go of the rhubarb flower. It flew about five meters. I was 11 meters to the ditch and 13 meters to the side of the road. It was fun, so I went back to same rhubarb stand and found a bigger rhubarb flower hiding under the leaves. Second attempt did not fly an impressive length either. Only seven ...

TIFU by throwing a cup of coffee at my mom

We were driving to another city. Mom was drinking coffee, and at some point, she wanted to get rid of the cup. We couldn't just stop to throw it in a trash can,cause we were on an intercity highway with no bins around,so she had no choice but to toss it out the window to get rid of cup. Well, out MY window, actually, because the rear windows didn't open and Mom was sitting behind me. She asked me to throw it out; I thought tossing trash out the window was a pretty bad idea,cause it's kinda illegal (spoiler: no,not illegal),and I didn't realize she couldn't just leave it in car. I got angry and, without checking if the cup was empty, threw it at her. But it turned out the cup wasn't empty... Her new dress became stained in coffee and dirty,and car's interior was covered in coffee I instantly put on my headphones; Dad didn't notice any of it, and my sister was asleep, so I didn't hear Mom's reaction,but she definitely didn't like it. TL;D...