greenmangostudio

Important: not immediat relatives (very distant, probably) and nothing has, or will, happen, this isnt any weird incest shit. so, I (19, nb) have recently begun studying for a degree. first day of classes, the prof starts to take attendance, and one last name sounds awfully familliar. For context, my moms from a family that largely lives in the countryside and procreates like rabbits so my extended family is fkn huge (i know like maybe 10% of my cousins once removed personaly, and its not uncommon that iv'e never met someone im related to) so yeah, this guy has the name of my moms family. i immediatly start going through all the people that could potentially have kids my age and come up with way too many. I figured it might be fun if were actually related, so i start talking to him (i dont tell him abt the related thing tho, didnt wanna be weird), and he's actually really nice, we match on worldviews, humor hobbies ect and he starts hanging out with my friendgroup from high...

Obligatory not today, but I was talking with my ex (the counterpart in this story) and he said he was surprised I hadn’t written this post yet, and truthfully, he’s right. So I (30 at the time, F) and my boyfriend (29 at the time, M) had been dating for a few months and were honestly having a blast. Maybe too much fun. A lot of late nights out. Both very spontaneous people with a lot of social and sexual energy when together, the latter being an important component of this story. One night we had decided to go to one of our neighborhood spots and have a few drinks before heading back to his place. In our city there’s this local artist that creates these awesome vending machines full of unique shit, some of it’s as simple as a pair of earrings or a bag of tiny ducks, but the fun ones are these mystery packages. I always liked choosing the spirit animal ones cause those contain a tiny toy animal and a card with some relatively snarky description of why your lazy like a shark or whateve...

This happened right now and I am too embarrassed 😭 So basically what happened was i recently had a minor operation so I have been wearing some soft smooth and cotton shorts for a time. Some time ago one of my shorts got torn off, so I was going to throw it into the trash but my mom suddenly came and said she would stitch it back but i said no need but she insisted it would look new. Now 1 week had passed and it was still in the wardrobe, I told my mom that if you will not fix it I might as well throw it in the trash to prevent it from accidentally wearing it. Now we live in a wealthy and decent family and have a mop and being the typical indian mom she was she said she would use it as a "pochha" a word for cleaning cloth. So I handed my shorts to my mum to use it, i thought that she had placed it somewhere else. Now throwback to today i accidentally spilled water onto my pajamas but I was in a hurry to go stroll in the park. So my dumbass grabbed those torn shorts and went...

Shes about 3 in taller then me with no shoes on. Now it feels like shes a foot taller then me even though its only 6 inch heels. I don't know how I feel about all this and I'm worried when we go out in public it's going to be a specitical. I told her that it's better if she just wears flats and that I don't need to be the big man and just disregard that comment. But she said she loves it being fitter, taller, and all around better then me and she's going to look for ways to accentuate it any way she can. I'm not even sure why I said that even. i guess I was looking to take control because I'm so out of shape, broke and I'm general don't have my life together. She called my bluff. tldr; tried to be the "big man" got humbled fast. I think she'll take em off and submit to me being dominant some day, but not today

Now hold on stay with me. This all began when my friend at the time (22m) and I( 21m) went to see one of my favorite bands. They started touring near me so I saw it as an opportunity to finally see them in person. Two things about me, I love getting fucked up and I LOVE bandanas. Having pretty long curly hair most hats are out of the question except for bandanas. So, on our way to the show we stopped to get three of 99 shooters to sneak into the show (stupid but not crazy I know.). It’s was a short drive so I didn’t suffer or anything but, once we got there be both took a shooter and smokes a J before I snuck the other shooter into my waistband. At this point I’m pretty crossed already (I’m a lightweight). We decide to order a beer so we both chug and then I pull out the shooter in front of the bar… BIG mistake. Within 5 minutes we were being yelled at and they demanded that they search us again. My friend didn’t have their id on them which almost got us kicked out but they let us back...

So me and my friends were playing a game where we draw lots to pick someone at random, and whoever gets picked has to do a dare. Anyway, one of my buddies got picked, and the rest of us huddled up to come up with a dare. We decided he had to go to the school nurse and tell her his butt hurt. Of course, he refused at first, and it turned into a huge fight. He finally agreed on one condition: that one of his friends would go with him. So another friend volunteered, and our guy felt totally safe about it. They went in, and the second he got to the nurse, he turned around, pointed at his butt, and told her it was hurting. Then his "supportive" friend, the one who was supposed to be there to comfort him, jumped in and told the nurse that yes, it was actually injured, and that he'd seen it bleeding. We were standing far away on the stairs, and we completely lost it. The fact that the friend who came along to reassure him was the one who stabbed him in the back was just to...