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TIFU and deleted an 80$ crypto-wallet

So, I had an LTC cryptowallet on my PC, but wanted to switch to mobile wallets after I realized that Im not gonna have enough space on my drive for a blockchain, so I just wanted to delete it, then transfer my coins. Just how fucking ridicilous that is, I had no experience in crypto, but an urge to buy something (something legal!) that the seller would only provide with crypto-payment, so while I managed to top it up with no problem - I still had little knowledge on how exactly is the data stored and accessed, so WITHOUTH HESITATION I wiped the whole fucking data folder, thinking that it contains solely the blockchain files, but once it came to coins withdrawal I realized that I no longer have the wallet data and therefore the private key needed for transactions and access to the wallet in general. I started shaking like crazy, thats expected I didn't just uninstall some dependency files, I just pressed the fucking "delete my money" button. Kept desperately trying to r...

TIFU by arguing with my friend that Freddie Mercury was straight.

Okay, in my defense, I grew up in a conservative town and was really sheltered by literally every adult except my parents, I moved to California and told one of my new friends I thought it was kinda funny they called Freddie Mercury "the king of the gays" in a video they had sent me, they asked why, I said "cause I notice a lot that really flamboyant singers, mostly guys are called gay just because they dress in more unusual ways." They got quiet and said "Freddie Mercury WAS gay" I knew he had a fiance who was a woman so I disagreed, one very quick Google search later and I learned Freddie Mercury was not infact, straight. My friends will not stop making fun of me (they're so nice s/) but yeah. TL;DR I thought Freddie Mercury was straight and just called gay cause he's flamboyant (like Elton John or Harry Styles) and arguing about it and now im being made fun of by my friends.

TIFU by accidentally stabbing my boyfriend in the dick (with my full set)

NSFW So i love getting my nails done and my favorite style for the longest was a long stiletto (for those who don’t know it’s the really sharp pointy nails) i had just gotten a fresh cute set which means they were extra sharp Later my boyfriend and i started to have sex and I had a toy in one hand Since I was in my stomach I didn’t have any visibility and when he was about to thrust, yes you know where I’m going one of my nails stabbed into the tip of his dick My boyfriend immediately stood up and started squeezing his dick hard to stop the bleeding Later he told me he didn’t even think about the pain just wanted to make sure he squeezed for dear life so he wouldn’t bleed out A stream of blood gushes out and over my leg I got up and started frantically apologizing and pacing around because I didn’t know what to do Thankfully my boyfriend has medical training and kept the pressure on so tight that he stopped the bleeding relatively quickly He never got upset and stayed eeril...

TIFU at the gas station asking for hot chocolate

I (23 NB) was at the QuikTrip with my fiancee (22 NB) and our friend (27 F). I noticed there was a metal divider up by the hot drinks station, indicating that some of the nozzles were being cleaned. One of the nozzles being hot chocolate. I made a joke/comment aloud to my fiance that, "You just can't get hot chocolate no matter what QuikTrip you got to" or something like that. It was funny because previous times we'd been to different QuikTrips in our area looking (or not) for hot chocolate, that side of the drink bar was always closed. But the joke was short lived when an employee overheard me. He came over not but 10 seconds after the joke left my mouth and announced that there was in fact hot chocolate available, already moving to take down the "cleaning in progress" sign. I didn't actually want any hot chocolate. That's not what I came to the gas station for. I was just making an observational joke. But the damage had already been done, and I wo...

TIFU By saying "I'd shoot myself" at the exact wrong time.

Didn't happen today, but its something I can't stop thinking about. I was at Olive Garden with my wife, son, and a lot of her extended family from her dad's side. We were all having lunch together, and a bunch of our kids were being loud and obnoxious, and very obviously making things difficult for the waiter. Combined with serving a large party of probably 20 people, waiting this table was not a position to be envious of. I think it was one of my wife's cousins that said something along the lines of "I'd hate to be waiting this table right now" and I awkwardly pitched in "Omg, I'd shoot myself" That was the faux pas that has me wanting to die/never see any of those family members again... The reason we were all gathered at Olive Garden was we were attending my wife's dad's funeral that morning. He had committed suicide by shooting himself. I absolutely wanted to crawl under the table as soon as the words left my mouth. I felt a ...

TIFU by insisting I be left alone

I screwed up so bad. I have always struggled with emotional regulation. I have several anxiety conditions and I’m neurodivergent. I tried to warn my (now ex) bf that I’m crazy since the very beginning more than a year ago but he would always correct me and tell me not to say that about myself. He would insist I’m “unique”… well I’m pretty sure he would agree I’m crazy now. Technically it was a few days ago but still super fresh. Anyway TIFU by ruining my amazing relationship with my handsome, caring, understanding partner. I wanted to urgently stop and help a lost dog and we both lost our patience. He had a lot more tolerance than i did for the mutually raised voices and I screamed for him to get out and when he refused I saw red and assaulted him with water. I’m so ashamed. He said I’d regret it and I immediately did. I’ve wept and felt so stupid and lonely. I was raging on adrenaline and pride. It was absurd and I deserve this. Ugh. He rightfully won’t speak to me. Is there any w...