greenmangostudio

Yes this happened today and yes this is 100% my fault, but I felt like I needed to throw this out on the internet so someone knows I did it. This is not the first time I've done this, but lessons are learned now.. This morning while my teens slept and my wife was at work I decided to clean my bong. Yup Dad was hoping to have a nice clean piece for fathers day and with no one needing anything I thought this would be like any other time. Off to the basement I went with my favorite glass pipe in hand. Quick rinse out, plug open ports, and proceed to fill to about the brim with 91% isopropyl alcohol. I then take my broiling torch (its a high output torch for broiling food but repurposed) and proceed to heat the glass directly where the tough spots are until the glass sizzles a little bit and you see the particulates dissipate. I then swirl it a little to spread the heat around. I normally don't fill to the top (think of like a 16" tall ice breaker bong with a few diss...

Welp I’m not sure my relationship will ever recover from what happened this morning but only time will tell. I (29M) had just woken up this morning to my partner of 4 years (26MTF) kissing me and I was all for it. Things had been a little dry due to stress and life but boy was I turned on and ready to go. After making out one thing led to another, and we were moving on to hand stuff. She then expressed what she wanted to do to me orally, and I was very excited. She began rubbing her around my lips, which made me a little uncomfortable, but I kept going with it because I could tell she liked it. It’s not that I completely disliked it, I just have a sensitive face and feel weird when there’s light sensations hovering around it. Anyways, she began dirty talking, and this is where I had misheard what she was saying. Some quick background information should be mentioned. We do this reoccurring bit outside the bedroom where she’ll do a very masc trucker voice and pretend to role play as “d...

For the record, I’m gonna start off with saying I’m not some freak. At worse it’s a kink.. I just didn’t realize my gf and my sister were close enough to share underwear, this happened a couple weeks back. We were getting intimate (gf not sister) and I …to put it bluntly have a habit of using her panties to jerk and get myself hard. I don’t know why she didn’t tell me till after but long story short I found out that day they share underwear. my girlfriend found it absolutely hilarious but I went did not. you have no idea how badly I cringed when I found out but her on the other hand she found that absolutely hilarious. I’m debating if I should say something or if i should just keep this to myself..omg I’m still..ew TL; DR: I accidentally use my sister’s panties to get myself hard before I fucked my gf

I was at my mothers house for a local event. I lived many hours away and had to fly in. I was not married, but my ex wife and I still messed around alot. We came up for the weekend and we took one of the bedrooms. The next morning, my mother opened the door to the room, which was not locked. My ex wife was riding me like Seattle Slew. Instead of shutting the door, my mother laser-focused on my eyes and asked if we would like breakfast. I said "Geezus mom, do you think this is the right time to ask me this?" She did not look away and expected an answer. You know, she had eggs cooking and, by god, they were going to be eaten. Meanwhile, my freak of an ex-wife never missed a beat and kept on riding me. TL;DR My mother opened my unlocked door, saw my ex riding me like Secritariat, laser-focused on my eyes, asked if I wanted breakfrast, I said this is not the right time for that, and my freak of an ex never missed a beat and kept on riding.

I just cried in front of my girl, it wasn’t like ugly crying or me bawling my eyes out, but just you know, some tears left my eyes because I saw her crying, tried to hide it with my hat while looking away but she noticed, felt like such a pussy too goddamn, felt weak. I tend to keep an image about myself that nothing really bothers me, which is actually true, nothing really bothers me ever and even when it does i tend to look past it even if at the bottom of my heart it makes me feel some type of way. but there is just something about my gf that makes me act different, I really do love her so whenever she’s sad Im sad but I just hide it because I’m the man of the relationship y’know, was always told to never let your real feelings out because women hate that and will look at you differently specially if you cry. My dad always taught to never show my emotions to anybody and that men do not cry, always stuck to that because i have always thought of it to be as true. Y’all think t...

Today I fucked up like really bad. My office was very casual and I(an intern), thought it would be funny to say something along the lines of "we cant take my motorcycle bc I got a sex toy in it" Jesus h christ I am retarted. My office is relatively casual to begin with, like a few weeks ago we were talking about our preferences, and I said I like older women and that got a big laugh. People made fun of me for the motorcycle comment and now I am so fucking embarrassed, I cant believe I said that Dear gawd I am such an idiot. I am very anxious about this whole thing so if anyone has any advice about it please let me know now I am extremely anxious that when I move to my new company this will follow me in case someone from this company moves there and tells everyone I am a perv. TLDR: made a sex joke in the office now I am extremely anxious that when I move to my new company this will follow me in case someone from this company moves there and tells everyone I am a perv. ...