greenmangostudio

Yesterday was my boyfriend's birthday. He was so happy. I made his favorite dish, we watched a nice movie, and we were both wearing those see-through briefs he loves. We snuggled up on the couch and fell asleep. There was a knock at the door. It was my boyfriend's dad and older brothers. He got up and went to open it. We were both really asleep. My boyfriend's dad came to see me, and I told him to give me a minute to wake up properly. He started pretending to cough, which I interpreted as a "Hey, man, hurry up!" A little annoyed, I got up and offered him my hand. He took it, and then I went to greet his brothers. They were laughing. I didn't understand anything until my boyfriend yelled "Honey!" and I saw his face turn red. Embarrassed, when One of his brothers put his hand on my shoulder., I realized... I wasn't wearing a shirt, which wasn't a problem, but i wasn't wearing pants, which was definitely wrong, and even worse, my underwea...

I(M) have (or rather had)a good friend (F) I met a couple months ago. We got along really well, hung out a lot, and shared a pretty tight friend group. A few weeks ago our group went on a short trip to an event. We stayed in one big hotel room from Monday to Thursday. Everything was normal, we had fun, and then everyone went home. At some point after the trip, this friend apparently mentioned multiple times that she had lost her house keys during the trip. The problem is that I have absolutely no recollection of her saying this. Either I wasn’t paying attention or I somehow just forgot. That same week I went to visit my sister for a night (on a Weekend), and right after that I visited my parents. I live pretty far away from both of them, so this was a bit of a trip. While I was at my parents place, I noticed a random key in the pocket of the jacket I always wear. I pretty much use the same jacket every day, mostly out of laziness. My first thought was that the key might belong to m...

I 35M told my wife 32F my true body count while drunk and don't know what to do. Throwaway for obvious reasons. I have been married for two years and have known my wife for five years. We have had conversations in the past about our "bodycounts" and I have shared with her the number that I share with everyone else who asks. The problem is, I had a long stint in my younger days where I was spending every bit of my disposable income on escorts. It was a regrettable time in my life where I was lonely, flush with cash, and dating wasn't going my way. After a year of risky decisions, I counted my blessings that I made it out the other side clean, and decided to put that chapter of my life behind me. I honestly planned on taking this secret to the grave, but my nearly blackout drunk brain had different plans. While very drunk in Vegas, the topic of our body count came up again. Through the haze of alchohol, I confidently spilled my true number. After years of "kno...

hello everyone lol i never post on subs like this but most of my friends are in agreement that this is objectively one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me i've been seeing this girl here and there since about last summer - so, every few weeks for a few months. really enjoyed the conversation and especially liked talking about sound design and music since we're both interested in those fields (she's a hobbyist musician, i'm a sound editor). last time we hung out we talked about how sometimes in the middle of the night i'll record my synth jams and make weird sounds in the DAW i use. despite me repeatedly telling her i'm an amateur who started learning genuine sound design pretty recently and is still messing around, she asked to hear some of my work and i told her i might send her a file when i got home since i didn't really have anything on me. a few days later i was pretty tired and messing around with a session where i was cutting up and...

18M Context is Culinary Arts college. I am by no means a straight A student but I regularly get there on time. I am a afternoon student, the teachers recommend getting there at 12:15 but I get there at exactly 12:20 (or 12:09 the earliest) when class starts i woke up at 11:45am. There is a required course called commissary, where you make food the students buy in the lounge and need a specific amount of hours to pass. Instead of the normal 12:20pm I have to get there by 8:30am. Day 1, my friend went homeless for 2-3 weeks after his parents kicked him out, i ended up being so exhausted after dropping him off at the local homeless shelter near my apartment. We were actually there first and there was only 3 spots left. His phone was acting up and he couldn’t make calls so I didn’t leave until he could 100% contacted me in an emergency despite him telling me not to. I was 40 minutes late. I then called an old teacher I knew still worked at my high school. I had her number because she s...

This actually happened a year ago, but I only found out about it today. On my 16th birthday I asked my parents if I could go out all night with my friends. Before leaving the house, I randomly decided it was a good time to do some “personal grooming”. I hadn’t shaved down there in a long time, so there was… a lot. Usually I just flush the hair down the toilet and then go take a shower. Pretty simple system. Except apparently on that day I forgot to flush. After my birthday nobody said anything. My parents acted completely normal. So I lived my life for an entire year thinking nothing happened. Today my little brother told me the full story. Apparently sometime later my mom and grandma were cleaning the bathroom and saw a toilet full of hair. They were confused and called my dad to look at it. My dad apparently looked at it for a second and said: “Relax. He’s a big boy now. Let him have fun.” TL;DR: On my 16th birthday I shaved and forgot to flush the hair. My parents found it...