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TIFU By Drinking Half A Gallon Of Pickle Juice

I’m a die hard pickle fan. Loved them since I was a little kid. A few years ago, I learned that pickle juice is sold by the liter/gallon. On occasion I’ll do the little pickle shots you can find at almost any chain grocery store. I mentioned it to a buddy of mine and then forgot the conversation pretty much as soon as it ended. She didn’t forget. I was having a really really bad day today. Marital bickering, nothing seemed to go how I wanted it to, generally in a nasty mood. This evening, my friend sends me a text. It’s a photo of 3 gallon bottles of pickle juice. Of course, I drop everything and rush over. She’s waiting on her front porch. I dump the little bit of soda left in my Taco Bell cup and approach. She quietly ushers to the 2 bottles. After fumbling with the seal, I give up and stab it with my key. We lock eyes. I start pouring. The entire large cup . My only words? “I had a bad day.” Her only words? “Would you like tequila with that?” I decline and we hang out for a ...

TIFU by not hearing my friend scream my name to get my attention because I was too focused on a YouTube video

I was wearing my headphones and was on a discord call with my friend when I started watching a video on YouTube that really caught my attention. My friend, who I didn't realize was still talking to me, apparently started yelling my name to try to get my attention. I still could not hear him, to the point where I briefly thought he had stepped away for a bit. I don't have hearing problems afaik, so I can only chalk it up to not paying enough attention to him. It doesn't help that my friend was extremely frustrated with me and reminded me how dangerous my inattentiveness could be. And it's not the first time, I have always struggled whether it be gaming, watching YouTube vids or reading something where I become so absorbed in it that everything around me stops. It even happens at work when I'm really locked into a case I'm working on and I won't hear teams notification or someone knocking on my cubicle door. TL;DR: I got so into the YouTube video I was w...

TIFU: Waiting too long to make a personal injury claim and the statue of limitation ends today

Got to car accident 2 years ago that I was at 0% fault, went to the doctors, talk to the insurance. About payment, but I thought the statue of limitation was to file the paper work I didn’t know that it was to have a case and present to a judge to get everything. The state I’m in Virginia has two years and today was last day to file anything. Called multiple lawyers but due to holiday everyone that I needed has left for the weekend. I was doing everything myself, documenting everything, gathering doctors notes, but didn’t realized how to actually properly file everything. I thought I could do it on my own, but I couldn’t handled it. Tl:dr waited too long thinking I can handle it On my own and failed to realize how crucial a lawyer really is.

TIFU by accidentally telling my girlfriend's parents that we don't use condoms.

This happened about a week ago and I still feel so stupid about it. My girlfriend and I went to her parents' house for dinner. It was a great meal. I had a few glasses of wine. Then after dinner, we sat around and talked. I had a few more glasses of wine and some bourbon. I was definitely a bit buzzed. My girlfriend's mother randomly brought up that she read about a woman who got pregnant after her boyfriend's condom broke. In a very awkward way I blurted out, "Well we don't have to worry about that." All of a sudden my girlfriend's mother got a serious look on her face. She asked me, "What, you two don't use condoms?" The truth is we don't use condoms. My girlfriend is on birth control. Her mother is totally against it and thinks birth control is harmful to the woman's body. They have gotten into arguments about it, but my girlfriend is an adult and it's her body and I support her. But she purposely didn't tell her mother...

TIFU by going on a my first date ever with a man 22Yrs older than me

I 18f have just moved to new country to start university funny enough it was my first day of class too. I have never dated anyone before and on sunday i downloaded bumble originally looking for friends on there. I got curious and switched to the dating side and started swiping yes on guys that had good jobs and looked rich. Obviously I know that its weird for anyone over 22 to be attracted to a 18yr old. But in my mind I thought I thought that i might as well take advantage of them too and take their money. I have been watching a lot of shera7's videos and now im starting to doubt her messages. I never had the intention to have sex or get physical with any of these guys. I raised the age on my filters because older guys are more financially stable. I matched with a guy called H and on his profile it showed him flying a plane and that he was also an engineer and 40. Not conventionally attractive but I just caref about the money. On his bio, it said that he was a traditional guy,...

TIFU Advising My Cousin To Talk To His Alma Mater To Ask About Degree Pathways

I (25M, college-educated with a master's degree in CS) have a cousin (31M) who attended MCPHS between September 2013 and June 2019, took 12 full time semesters, had a cumulative GPA of ~3.0-3.3 before dropping out, and majored in Pharmacy with a minor in business. My cousin told me the program was 7 years long, and even though he had approximately 6 years worth of college credits given his full time status there (he even took some summer classes to retake some failed courses), he dropped out of MCPHS in June 2019, against his parents' wishes. He is saddled in 300k USD in student loans, of which he claimed he will never pay. He moved back to his parents' house in June 2019, where he slept in a six square metre bedroom he used to sleep in as a child, teen, and during summers outside of the school year. Since 2019, his whole extended family, including his parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, and younger sister (27F) advise him to return to college, contact them, and look into any ...