greenmangostudio

My younger brother had started borrowing my car whenever he saw the spare key sitting in the kitchen drawer, usually without asking first. After arguing about it a few times, I hid the key inside an old pair of running shoes in my closet. I picked the shoes because I never wore them and knew he wouldn’t look there. While clearing out some stuff, I donated a bag of clothes and shoes to a charity shop. I felt pretty good about finally getting rid of things I hadn’t used in years. Later, I couldn’t find my normal car key. After checking every pocket, drawer and random surface in my apartment, I remembered the spare. Then I remembered the shoes. I called the charity shop and explained that there might be a car key shoved inside one of the donated shoes. Somehow they found the bag before everything was sorted, and the key was still pushed into the toe. I got it back, but the woman asked why I was storing car keys inside footwear. TL;DR I hid my spare car key from my brother in...

To preface this, I’m in my twenties (F) and I have my friends over at my place to get ready, do our makeup and have drinks all the time before and after social functions/ going out. Over the years it’s common for people to leave jackets, bags, makeup or alcohol behind and usually unless it’s something important or the person is my close friend I’ll just toss it or hold onto it. Me and my best friends have a lot of our clothing and accessories or makeup rotating and it’s never a big deal. (Before anyone comments it’s unhygienic, we don’t really care I know, feel free to call me gross but I’ve shared makeup aside from eye products for years, don’t come at me.) Anyways somebody who isn’t a close friend of mine left some stuff at my place and first of all I wasn’t sure who’s stuff was who’s but it was on my countertop and I gave it a try. It’s been about two weeks and I was impressed by this stuff but my close friend who’s the mutual connection texted me and said “XYZ really needs her th...

A neighbor in my building group asked if anyone had a tiny screwdriver for his coffee grinder. I had one, went downstairs and helped him tighten a loose part. Took 30 seconds. He posted in the group thanking me for fixing it, so I joked that my repair shop was officially open and I accepted payment in coffee. A woman from the third floor messaged me almost immediately asking if I could look at her flickering lamp. I told her I was kidding and had no idea how lamps worked, but she said it was probably something simple. Then another guy asked about his toaster. Someone else sent me a photo of a desk fan making a weird noise. The original neighbor kept replying to people saying I was being modest because I saved him money on a new grinder. By the evening three different people were trying to arrange times to bring things over for me to fix. I turned them all down and explained that I literally just tightened one screw, but one of them still replied with “no worries, whenever you h...

So it wasn’t actually today, it was the other day. Again, I’m admitting I messed up. Please keep that in mind when commenting. I’ve been talking to this guy for a while now, probably since like fall of last year. He has been a bit emotionally unavailable, and I do know why, thought I don’t think it’s important to the story. Over the course of a few months we’ve gotten closer, he’s made it clear that he’s interested in me too, or at least that’s what I’m reading. The other day a personal female friend of mine who he does not know, and hasn’t met messaged me asking so this particular person on instagram was. I told her it was him (she knows a little bit about him) then asked why she asked. She said he sent her an instagram follow request. Now looking back I understand there could be many completely benign reasons for this, but I wasn’t thinking that at the time. A bit after I sent a message. It wasn’t bad, it was more playful like “Hey, my friend so and so said you added her on insta...

I've had the biggest crush on my friend's dad for what feels like forever, and yes, I already know how bad that sounds. He's been divorced for a few years, and every time I've been over at my friend's house, I've secretly thought he was ridiculously attractive. Not just because of how he looks, but because he's funny, easy to talk to, and has that calm, mature energy that's honestly way more attractive to me than guys my age. A few days ago I bumped into him while I was out shopping. We ended up sitting down for coffee, and I swear we talked for almost two hours without it ever feeling awkward. When I left, I couldn't stop smiling. That conversation was replaying in my head for days, and I convinced myself maybe there was something there. So... I did something incredibly stupid. I messaged him on Instagram. I told him he looked really good in one of his recent photos and asked if he'd like to go out to dinner sometime. He replied saying t...

I'm an Operations manager for a shipping warehouse for flashlights. We got a customer who emailed in, he was saying his flashlight wasn't working properly, though it seemed to the tech that he simply hadn't locked it out properly. The guy wasn't super nice in his email but he was upset, so the warranty guy changed the subject line before he sent it to me, along with a snarky message. I deleted the message... but not the subject line which, as you can see, isn't exactly flattering. I'm a fucking idiot, it turns out. Well, turns out the customer didn't appreciate it too much either. His original message had no subject line, but what he got back was "Baby doesn't know his flashlight has a lockout." The customer was not amused, but everyone in my office is now talking to me in baby speak and it's sending me. I mean, it's kind of funny and kind of not, and it's maybe not 100% my fault... but I definitely fucked up here. TL,DR: I se...