greenmangostudio

​ TIFU 9th grade, friend group of 4. me, my friend, and a pair of twins. we never really studied, just bullshitted in class all day and somehow became really tight because of it. used to sit in pairs too, me and my friend on one bench, the twins either right in front or behind us. both twins confessed to both of us on the same day btw. anyway. lunch break. my friend and the other twin had gone off somewhere, so it was just me and her alone in the classroom. totally normal conversation and then out of nowhere she goes "(my name) i like u a lot like a lot lot" i went blank. completely blank. i had never seen her that way and my brain just didn't know what to do with that information. so i got up and walked out. didn't say anything. she was telling me to wait but i didn't. and the thing is, when i got outside, i wasn't even thinking about her or how badly i'd just handled that. my brain randomly jumped to this thing that happened a few years...

i (F20) have been working at this high end resort in the retail shop for a little over a month now. this was my first job at a retail store so i made some mistakes as i was learning, so i think she’s not my biggest fan. my coworker who i’ll call annie (who i work with for basically all my shifts) is my age, but much better at her job and super outgoing, so my boss loves her. today, annie was stressing because she was going to have dinner with her boyfriend’s extended family tonight. i wanted to comfort her, so i said “well, like, the second time i met my boyfriend’s grandma i greened out”. my boss didn’t know what greening out meant, so i explained to her, basically outing myself as a stoner (which is very hushed up around here). i thought i was good because she didn’t really say anything, but at the end of my shift after annie left she said, “i doubt you’ve worked that many jobs since you’re young, but you should never say how high you are. i could have had you written up for that. ne...

you guys are so fun on this hellsite. I did wash my hands every time. I do normally carry gloves in my bag. both instances happened in extreme heatwaves which might be why any other time I was completely fine. stop screaming about me killing people because of a personal mistake. a first year med student does not have any access to patients. I am 17 years old and do not personally think this one instance of stupidity means I’m doomed for the rest of my days. as i said, lesson learned. the fact that I’m posting this on here is because I UNDERSTAND how I fucked up. you don’t need to lecture me about it. I just find it stupid how I ignored my usual safety protocols in hopes of it all working out and it clapped back so hard. TL;DR: kindly fuck off

so this literally just happened like a few hours ago and i’m still sitting in my room dying inside from the sheer embarrassment. my band finally managed to get our first real live gig at a local venue tonight. it wasn't a massive stadium or anything, but there were actually real people watching us and we were all super hyped and full of adrenaline. i play the drums and honestly everything was going completely perfect for the first three songs of our set. the crowd was into it and we felt like actual rockstars. then we started playing our fastest and most chaotic song. i was sweating like crazy, fully in the zone, and right before the biggest and most important beat drop of the entire track, my right hand got slippery. my drumstick literally flew out of my hand like a missile. it didn't just drop on the floor nicely, it flew straight across the stage and hit our guitarist right in the middle of his back. he got totally startled, missed his cue, and stopped playing entirely...

Hello, this might not be the right subreddit, but I’m very new to Reddit and really need help here. Today, and for the last several days, adding the last several months of questions and years of on and off opinions, I questioned whether or not I’m trans or not. It’s been a bit of a rough topic. I’m born female, and really don’t want to be trans. Every time I get jealous of men, or start hating the way I am as a woman, I get really mad at myself. Today at work, I left multiple tags on clothes by mistake, screwed up continuously, and was a liability while questioning myself . Despite this, I still don’t want to believe I’m trans. If this is the wrong sub, please let me know. Thank you TL;DR I’m a mess, and don’t know how to deal with life any more

So, my buddy told me about Zyns. Mind you, I dont really do any sort of "drugs". Ive had weed 3 times in my life (im 24), rarely drink alcohol, and thats it. She offers me to try a zyn. She gives me it and I put it in my lower lip. At first, it was ok. A little bit of a burn, no problem. I started to feel very hyper aware and like i had to be on gaurd. 10 minutes later, the shit really starts to hit the fan. My walking felt off, start to feel sluggish, and my stomach started to feel like crap. I had to take a number 2 immediately for some reason. It probably made it worse that I had it on an empty stomach. I decided to spit it out maybe like 20 ish minutes I had it in at the time. Talking, all of that felt off and weird. I go back to see the package and it was 6mg for the strength. Its weird because I've had weird before that was 20mg and it didnt hit this hard. But this nicotine hit me like a dump truck and dont understand why. Not doing that anymore. TL;DR: First ...