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TIFU by getting blackout drunk at a company party

i had just started working at this company two months ago and yesterday my coworkers had a party at our boss's house celebrating his work anniversary. everyone's relatively pretty young and LOVES to drink, so the tequila was flowing and everybody was passing around shots and getting fucked up. we drank A LOT, but i was feeling fine. after the party, my coworkers and i wanted to keep the festivities going so we decided to hit the bars. that's when all the alcohol from the party hit me at once, and i blacked out. i don't remember the bar at all, don't know if i said anything embarrassing, and that's seriously killing me. and then i somehow ended up back at my boss's house and my boss's wife (who's also my coworker) took my purse and hid it because it seemed like i was about to drive home. she told me to stay the night along with another coworker of mine who also got really fucked up, and called my mom to explain the situation. i woke up feeling re...

TIFU by ranting about my sister… someone heard me and now I’m scared I’m going to end up in jail.

I’ve (F26) been posting here a lot about my ex boyfriend (M27) of over 5 years who I caught getting sex workers behind my back. Important context for this situation is that we live together in a rented home with his whole family including his mom (F52) his brother (M28) and a couple others.I don’t have a family of my own, but I used to. Growing up it was just my mom, me, and my little sister. My mom was extremely neglectful and harmed the both of us a lot. I effectively raised my sister until she was 15 and I was 22 when ultimately I accepted that I was in over my head and had to call CPS on my mother. My childhood was so bad that I’ve been diagnosed with about 7 disorders including CPTSD. I am managing well with medication and therapy and I know how to ask for the help I need when I need it. My mom had physical custody and I technically lived with them but I was gone working and with my now ex boyfriend so much that I could avoid home for weeks at a time. In that time my mom and ...

TIFU by letting my social battery drop to 0% and completely ruining a hangout with my friend.

This actually happened a couple of days ago and the guilt is honestly driving me crazy, so I just need to share it here. To give you some context, I am usually a very outgoing person. I genuinely love being around people, making jokes, and organizing plans. But I have this incredibly stupid issue with my mental health where my "social battery" doesn't give me a warning when it’s about to empty. It doesn't slowly drain; it just straight up crashes from 100% to 0% in a split second. When this happens, it’s like a switch flips in my head. My brain shuts down, I get hit with intense anxiety, and I feel this suffocating need to be completely alone in a dark room. No talking, no eye contact, nothing. So, a few days ago, I was out with a good friend of mine. We hadn't seen each other in weeks, so we planned to meet up at a busy cafe in the city center. For the first hour, everything was going amazing. We were laughing, catching up, and having a genuinely great time. ...

TIFU by kicking a snake corpse

You know how sometimes you see something and immediately have an impulsive thought to do something stupid? Yesterday, I saw a dead snake on the side of the road that looked freshly killed. I don’t know what killed it, but it was definitely dead. For fun, I moved it about 12 inches into the middle of the sidewalk with my shoe, hoping people would get freaked out by it, and walked away. Today, I noticed someone had moved the snake back to the side of the road again, this time even farther from the sidewalk. So naturally, I decided to move it back. The problem was, it was really far away and somehow stuck to the pavement. I kicked it harder to get it moving, and snake guts went flying all over my shoe. Now my shoe smells like rotting flesh. TL;DR: Don’t kick a snake corpse unless you want your shoe to smell like decaying guts.

TIFU by ignoring my Reddit account for 11 years

So I got an email this morning that absolutely gave me a heart attack! "Your Reddit email address has been changed." I didn't change anything. I panicked immediately. Turns out someone had hacked into my old Reddit account, [ u/vashmel ]( u/vashmel ), and changed the email to some random sketchy address. The thing is, I completely forgot this account even existed. I've been using a different Reddit account for years. I clicked the recovery link in the email, set a new password, and got the account back in like 10 minutes flat. Crisis averted. Then I actually looked at this account I just fought to recover. 3 karma. THREE. Last post was 7 years ago. The one before that was 12 years ago. I was apparently very passionate about Dota 2 loot boxes in 2014 and then completely disappeared. But here's the kicker — the account has an 11-Year Club trophy. And Reddit apparently made it an Elder in 36 subreddits I don't even remember joining. Turns out Reddit a...

TIFU by leaving my car running for 10 minutes and coming back to it stolen and now im 50k in debt with no coverage

I know this is gonna sound stupid as fuck but I got way too comfortable living in a smaller town where nobody really worries about this stuff I’ve always left my keys in my car when running into stores and if I was only gonna be inside for a few mins I’d usually leave it running too last Thursday I stopped at Sheetz after work around 6:30 in my black 2024 Chevy Tahoe RST It was hot as hell outside so I left it running with the AC on while I went inside to grab drinks and food I was inside maybe 8 or 9 minutes max came back outside and the Tahoe was gone Some older guy near the pumps told me he saw a dude walk past it, realize it was running, hop in, and take off Cops checked cameras and thats literally exactly what happened Dude looked around for maybe 2 seconds before driving off like it was his car heres the part that really fucked me though Insurance denied my claim because I “failed to secure the vehicle” by leaving it running unattended with the keys inside I genuinely tho...