greenmangostudio

Or at least they weren't when I started. I (28f) live with my bf and a roommate (both 27 m). I work remote. Once my bf left for his work, roommie leaves for work early af, I figured I'd enjoy the alone time. No idea how long it'd been, I wasn't watching anything so there wasn't media playing, i guess I was just in the zone. And since no one was around I figured I could be a little vocal. By the time i finished, my roommate had gotten home. Ill be honest I heard him going at it once and was sad but thats the perks of living with other people. Problem is my boyfriend and I have a cat. We're also generally bad housemates... and leave the door open a lot of the times. Roommie has teased us for being weak and letting the cat rule us but usually its fine. The doorway isn't in line of sight for the bed or where we change so sometimes we're a little too comfy and will be naked, out of sight, with the door open. We're good and if Roommie is home and...

so, hey guys, i really messed up, lett me tell u a bit about me and my relationships im a girl and im in a relationship for almost 3 years now, i really love my boyfriend and im happy with him, sometimes we are in long distance, but we see each other like once a months lett me tell you about the situation, yesterday at night i've seen that my ex ( we've been together like half a year) used an emoji in his nickname which triggered me, i cant tell wat was it. so i wanted to text him to ask why the fuck does he use it. i know that it was a bad idea.. and i texted him, and wanted him to feel bad cause more then three years ago he cheated on me (we were dating only online and he told me that after a week) so i wanted to hurt him, as he hurted me.. a bit pff dettails: in my current relationship i fuxked up many times.. like i texted my ex when i was missing my bf.. i wanted to show how good my life has become adter my ex, (its stupid, i know..) but i never really hurted my ...

obligatory this didn't happen today it's been happening since 2003 and I just had a quiet panic about it on the bus, I'm 42. when I was nineteen I walked into a barbershop for the first time as an adult, meaning my mom wasn't waiting in the car, and the guy asked me what I wanted and I had not prepared for this, in my head I assumed haircuts worked like ordering coffee where you say a word and the professional handles the rest, turns out you have to know words, numbers even, hair has a grading system. so the guy says what are we doing today man and I, a confident adult, said uh just like a two on the sides. I have no idea where I got two. I think I heard it in a movie, I think the movie was Varsity Blues, I don't know. he nodded, he cut, I tipped 15% because I had read somewhere that's what adults do, I walked out, I looked fine, I assumed I had cracked the code. for the next twenty three years in five different cities with maybe fourteen different barbers when ...

TIFU by singing “Spice!” So, I was in a Discord call with a friend when he jokes that I should sing the (horny) song “Spice!” on stream, and after our other friend left, I decided to pull the song up on my computer and sing along. I also decided to not half-ass it because the vibes are important or something, lol. Cue both of us dying during the middle of the song because I never /speak sexy. The one previous time I did had us dying again. Still, it only got worse when I sang another song in a breathy/sexy voice (which most likely sounded bad in all honesty). Of course, by the end of it, we were both wheezing and making weird jokes because that was the most WTF moment I’ve ever had in my entire life, I fear. TL;DR: I ”killed” my friend by singing sexily, and now I’m still embarrassed and dying. In an honesty, it was also kinda funny, but I also wish I just…hadn’t done it.

so i think i accidentally got banned from my own gym because i thought some girl was literally dying and now theres a video of me floating around locally getting called gym batman i go to this cheap 24hr gym in florida mostly college kids and divorced dudes trying to get abs back. i usually go late at night because nobody talks to me. last week im on the treadmill and this woman a few machines over starts looking REALLY bad. gasping stumbling holding her chest the whole thing. then she suddenly drops to her knees. everybody just froze. my uncle died from a heart attack in front of me years ago so my brain instantly went oh shit not again. i ran over asking if she could breathe and grabbed her shoulders because she was wheezing and couldnt really talk. i yelled for someone to call 911 and suddenly theres a huge scene. then she starts screaming GET OFF ME and crying. turns out she wasnt dying. she was filming some dumb fitness influencer challenge where you push yourself until ...

TIFU: Slept with friends crush before he could ask her out. I (23M) probably just screwed up with my best friend “Sean” (22). Me and Sean met when we were 18 working at the same factory. We both have different jobs now but we both live with our dudes “Rich” (23) and “Jon” (22). We all share mutual friends - some of them chicks. Sean has always been able to pull chicks no problem. Hes also got a lot of other friends from hockey and friends from childhood. He was dating his high school gf (who went psycho on him before they broke up) when we met so I know for sure he did it in high school (I didn’t have sex til I was 19). He’s a nice guy too and not in a weird way like a good guy way, like he’s the kinda guy you can rely on and you know he actually listens and shit and maybe that’s probably why I feel bad about doing what I did. He’s taller than me and better looking and he’s not as anxious as me. So when he told me that he has trouble going for women who are good for him I was ...