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TIFU by eating a psychedelic mushroom and destroying my mind.

This happened a little over three years ago, in 2022. At the time, I had a lot of depression and anxiety, and was disillusioned with life in general. I was unsatisfied with my job and future prospects, and the future looked bleak for me. I felt like a needed a temporary break from reality. I got much more than what I expected. I was at work one day, talking with a buddy of mine about whatever. The conversation somehow leads to me telling him that "I would try mushrooms if I had the chance." To this day I regret saying those words, and I wish that I had no such interest in the first place. I think he mentioned that he had a connection that could get me some. Sometime later, we meet up with the connection and my buddy mentions my interest, I have a small talk with them, and we set a date. We meet up about a week later, and the person hands me a bag containing two "shrooms" for free (potential red flag, but might have been a sample). I didn't use them right away...

TIFU… I peed on my friend while drunk and now my whole grade knows…

Last weekend I went to a party and got drunk for the first time, and I regret it heavily. I drank a lot of liquor and beer and ended up getting much more drunk than I expected. Me and my friends left this party and went back to one of our houses to get some rest for the night. While everyone was falling asleep, I supposedly stood up and start peeing on the floor and on my friend’s legs. I don’t remember this whatsoever and still have a hard time believing it. When I woke up that morning everyone there was talking about and I was incredibly embarrassed. I knew word was gonna get around and to everyone’s surprise, it did. For the past few days people have been messing with me and asking if I actually did it. I feel super embarrassed about the whole thing and I’m genuinely disgusted with myself. I feel like everyone’s gonna look at me differently in a negative way because of this. Am I overreacting? I just can’t stop thinking about it. Please let me know if it’s as bad as I think it is o...

TIFU by fumbling a meet cute…twice

TIFU by fumbling a meet cute and missing not one but two chances to give a really cute and seemingly kind man my number. So I was getting on a flight at a small airport where there are no jet bridges and as I was walking across the tarmac one of the pilots and I made eye contact and he waved to me. I waved back and smiled and continued on. When I was getting on the plane I saw him glance at me again and I smiled back. On the flight I thought about giving him my number and even wrote it down but then got nervous about making a move on someone at their job and making him uncomfortable and thinking that he could be married so I didn’t do it on the way out. I had a long layover in Denver so once I got off the plane I hung out at the gate trying to look up where to eat. He came out and helped some elderly folks that needed wheel chairs which I thought was so incredibly kind especially since pilots never do that. We made eye contact a few times and when he was done with them he came over to...

TIFU by thinking my severe vitamin D deficiency was just megadepression for five years

for reference i’m 25M just posting here because it is pretty life changing for the past five years my fatigue has been so bad it feels like my life has revolved around when i’m going to be able to nap next. i had to take a nap on my lunch break every single day; even when it was -10° outside i’d wait for my car to warm up so i could get 30 minutes of sleep in before facing the rest of my shift even directly after 12 or 14 hours of sleep i would think “man i could definitely go to bed right now”. i also gained like 20-30 lbs because i couldn’t get a gym routine down. i’ve had anxiety and depression pretty bad in the past and a lot of the symptoms are consistent (as fatigue, memory loss, and depression are symptoms of vitamin D deficiency) so i just thought “well fuck, it’s really hitting me hard huh” and did fucking nothing about it also, i think my fucking bones were getting brittle. every time i get up i can feel a deep bone ache in my hands or feet or knees or any part that stic...

TIFU by thinking highlights are grey hair and now I'm in an embarassing situation in the office?

I have a colleague and she has these white steaks of hair and apparently they are expensive as fu*k. I thought her hair was greying because of age, turns out that she pays some one to make them grey/ silver and apparently this person did so good of a job that it looks almost natural to me. I guessed her age based on her hair and being very formal to her and she jokingly asked if I think she is too old! I mentioned her hair "greying", she was not too thrilled about it. Because it's expensive, it has to be redone after every three weeks and it's considered a fashion choice which my dumb ass never put together. Now I'm embarrassed and she is annoyed and my other colleagues got a good laugh out of it. Ladies, I'm not sure why you think a streak of grey hair would make you look beautiful but it surely does confuse us! TL;DR: I guessed someone's age wrong by mistaking their highlights as grey hair and now I'm embarrassed of not knowing that grey highli...

TIFU My landlord let himself in while I was at work and he doesn't know we have cats 🤣

I'm laughing about the situation, because it's actually stale mate. To make it easy to digest, I have to tell it in chapters Chapter 1: The Move 2 weeks ago me and my new housemate moved into a house. It's a massive place in a city in Europe(keeping it vague for reasons), and it was cheap because it's right next to the train tracks (we have double glazed windows and we still hear t) even so, we love it here an wouldn't change a thing. chapter 2: the cintract Prior to moving, The rental agency asked if we have pets. The landlord has always allowed pets apparently (which is rare) but we felt like it could have been a setup to deny us a contract so we didn't tell them. They did, however, put a clause in the contract that says we can get pets in the future, we just need to ask the landlord for written consent. By that time it would have been so awkward to tell them we actually do have cats, and we decided to wait 2 months and then make up a story about a relati...