greenmangostudio

This actually happened yesterday afternoon, but I’m dealing with the fallout today. ​My main group of friends had already left for the day, and I still had some time to kill on campus. I saw a group of female classmates sitting together, and since I genuinely just wanted to socialize and expand my social circle, I decided to walk over, sit down, and join their conversation. ​I thought everything was going totally fine. We were chatting, I asked them a few casual questions (including how they did on our recent school grades/exams to keep the conversation going), and from my perspective, we were all having a pretty solid, friendly time. I left feeling like I’d made a good effort to connect with people outside my usual crowd. ​Fast forward to 5:48 AM this morning. My alarm hasn't even gone off yet, and I wake up to a direct message from one of the girls in that group. ​She essentially dropped a wall of text letting me know that my attempt to join them actually made her and her...

I work in an office where most of the people are in a cubicle or "bullpen style" open floor plan; but I have a pretty-okay private office that is larger than I need most days. So if I know I will not be in for a day or two, I'll tell people that they can use it to take calls, client meetings, get some privacy etc. Anyway I strolled out to our reception desk area this morning to say Hi to the staff there and ask if anyone has seen my immediate boss (no one had). Our receptionist is at her desk talking to the IT guy, who seems to be working on something on her computer. I casually mention I'll be out of the office for a couple of days so if anyone needs to use my place they are certainly welcome, and then I use this phrase: "as long as you kids don't get up to any shenanigans while I'm away". Stone silence. IT guy looks down at the floor. Receptionist blushes, but after a pause says, "What kind of Shenanigans exactly?" IT guy adds: ...

So for some reason my brither put benadryll in a pez dispenser and I was tired so I decided to eat the pez candys (so i thought) and then I used water to wash it down, I started seeing things I’ve never seen before, weird bug creatures and that, I was so messed up it took hours before I felt normal again, when I did feel normal again I wound up being very diizzy still and I still could not think straight so I went and took a nap, I was out for a full hours before I woke up!!! it was trippy. my brother apologized profusely but I said nah u good because I tried stealing his pez candies, it was wild and I would not wanna go thought it again as it messed me up deeply, I remember getting attacked by one of the bugs in my high, it was scary, man I was tripped out. TL;DR I stole a pez dispenser full of benadrl from my brother and got high.

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Today I fucked up. For those who don’t know what Salagen/ pilocarpine is, it is a medication for severe dry mouth. However, it works on other exocrine glands as well. That means it has the side effects of making you sweat, cry, pee, have a runny nose, and produce bronchiole mucus. This medicine does not mess around. It is strong, my dentist even told me that “most people don’t like it because it’s too intense but you are welcome to try it and form your own opinion”. Today is only my third day trying it and I fucked up. I woke up, I took one pill, I made my breakfast and ate, then I went to get dressed and took another pill. I had forgotten that I already took one. Within 15 minutes I had sweat through my clothing. My hair is saturated in sweat, the hair that I had just curled and done nicely (a rare thing to do for me). I cant keep up with swallowing my saliva and cannot speak without drooling, honestly it’s more than drooling it is like if I had a mouth full of water and tried to ta...

This was yesterday, and my left ear is ringing like a fucked microwave. I just recently installed a seriously giant new sub and amplifier powerful enough to light a small country in my car, and of course I have been seeing how hard I could get it all to go by blasting it while I drive around.  Well yesterday Brandon Fehr's song “War” came on my shuffle and if you know that track it has a very heavy driving bass line and a massive buildup in it. I was at a red light, and the song was hitting the right way, so I figured this was the perfect time to see what I really had. I spun the volume knob all the way to the right. The bass was hitting so hard that my rearview mirror was vibrating badly and I could feel it vibrating in my teeth. This felt really amazing for about 4 seconds. Then at the biggest peak in the track the frequency just spiked up, and with my windows up and in a car, it didn't have anywhere to go, and I suddenly heard a extremely LOUD and sick pop in my left...