greenmangostudio

Tonight my (24F) boyfriend (25M) came over. I’ll preface this by saying I was not on my period when he arrived, and it wasn’t due for another week. We turned off the lights and got in bed. Normally I’ll give him oral after he goes down on me, but tonight we mixed it up and he went down on me then we had PIV sex. It was then that he whispered in my ear about wishing I would’ve gone down on him. Now here’s the thing. I had just showered, he had just given me oral, and I’m not too weirded out by tasting myself. So I was like you know what? Why not. So I went down on him. And I started GAGGING. Actually gagging! The taste of me on him was horrible, like batteries and metal. But I had already committed, plus HE suffered through it, so I couldn’t quit now. Had to see it through, you know? But the whole time I was trying not to vomit and thinking WHAT happened? Why does it taste SO awful? I’ve tasted myself before when making out after receiving oral, and it didn’t taste like this. Diet iss...

33% of my spine is fractured (t4-t12). This happened in 2021. Caused a lot of nerve damage that led to me developing immediate incontinence after the wreck. After a few years living with these injuries and zero surgeries or any real medical help besides PT (doctors only x-rayed my legs cause I couldn't walk, legs were fine, it was peak COVID), lost my insurance and job. I've been to the GI doctor for years, only medications that helped my minimum 12 diharea movements a day caused urinary retention. After years I decided the most effective and safest option for me is to take anti-diharea medication every day, multiple times a day. IDK if you guys know, but diarrhea medication is stupidly expensive. so you can understand how excited I was when my local pharmacy had a new bottle that instead of a max of 28 pills had like 40 for way less money. Keep in mind, with everything going on, the anti-diharea meds are what keeps me at around a dozen liquid BMs a day. Without them, it...

so yeah i basically tried to be the quiet hero and ended up being the reason everything blew up small warehouse office like 5-6 of us nothing fancy everyone kinda covers for each other cuz management is not exactly chill and if something goes wrong it turns into a whole thing so my coworker lena messes up this order pretty bad wrong quantities wrong address like the whole combo and i catch it while checking something else and shes already gone for the day and in my head im like ok if this goes out like this tomorrow boss is gonna notice instantly and shes gonna get cooked so instead of just leaving it or texting her i go nah ill fix it real quick no big deal i go into the system change everything make it look clean dont leave a note dont tell anyone just thinking yeah crisis averted good job except… i didnt know she had already manually updated part of the shipping labels so now system says one thing labels say another and the packages that went out in the morning are basically...

After boiling an egg, I peeled a bit of a shell and realized it was still somewhat watery. Since it was already peeled about 30% and runny, i can't put it back in the water. (In retrospect I should have put it back in the water). So instead I put it in the microwave. Lo and behold, after about 1 min of heating, there was a tremendous explosion. It was so violent it blew the door open even though it was fully latched closed. Fortunately there was no fire, but the egg was blown to smithereens; I mean there were tiny particles of egg all over the inside walls and no realistic intact pieces of egg left. Inevitably the microwave was bricked as well. A part of me was thinking that microwaving an egg with shell on might be a problem, but I figured since I already peeled some shells off it I shouldn't have been too much of a problem. I was wrong. TL;DR: microwaving an egg with shell on will create an explosion and brick the microwave.

Long story short, I (25M) was telling my cousin how I used to sneak out of the house using the doggy door and pointed out the space in her bed frame as a comparable size. She told me, “there is no way your big ass could fit through there.” That’s the quote. I tried, I failed, I got stuck. My shoulders and chest somehow squeezed through, but my butt wouldn’t fit. No amount of pushing or lubricant would work. My entire family ended up coming in and trying to help. I was liiiiiterally crying. We ended up taking apart the bed frame, but the rectangle I was stuck in was one piece and I couldn’t get it off my waist. The fire department had to come and cut it off me. Having to explain to them how I got stuck is perhaps the worst experience of my life. Besides my aunt dousing me in olive oil. Anyone else ever gotten stuck? TL;DR I wore a bed frame as a belt.

Edit: I will try and answer any questions there is to add better clarification if needed Like the tilted says. I've been off work for a while due to some metal heath reasons. My coverage ended March 26th and for some dumb reason, I've been avoiding the phone calls from the benefits company and my doctor and my therapist. My fiancé has been covering the bills. I don't know why I didn't just pick up the phone or email back, but I didn't. I deleted the phone calls and the emails. Part of me hoped that if I ignored it, it would all go away. I really don't know why I didn't it. This morning my fiancé snapped and wanted to look through my phone and I just lied and lied and lied. He asked me multiple times if I deleted anything and I told him I never did. I feel fucking terrible about what I've done because I know this fucks us financially. I am going to tell him when he wakes up and I honestly won't be surprised if he wants to end our relationship. I tru...