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TIFU by putting BioFreeze on my testicles

So about 20 minutes ago I (18m) had to clean myself up for an event I'm going to later. However, as I was showering I noticed my sack had a rash, and when I dried off I looked in the cabinet for a pain reliever. I found the BioFreeze spray and saw it said "relieves pain", so I spray it on. What happened next was the worst pain I've ever felt. It was as if someone had just put a blowtorch to my crotch, it was THAT bad! For the next few minutes I'm seething in pain but not trying to make a sound so my Mom won't hear me. Now, reflecting back on it, I absolutely should have made a noise or alerted her about it, but I didn't want to receive some lecture on poor decisions. Nor did I wish for my Mother to see me nude. So I grab a washcloth and stick it in my mouth to stop me from screaming.

I try using hot and cold water on the washcloth, nothing. It only intensifies. So I frantically look up what to do if BioFreeze is causing a burning sensation, and I see "rub petroleum jelly on affected area", so I do. It wasn't instant but the burning stopped within a few seconds, being replaced by a very cool sensation and mild relief. Now I'm sitting in my room and mentally kicking myself for my stupidity. I should have just used something else.

TL;DR: I used BioFreeze spray on my sack and experienced the worst burning sensation ever.

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