TIFU by wearing two different shoes to work

So this morning I was rushing out the door because I overslept. I threw on what I thought were my regular black work shoes, grabbed my bag, and bolted. It wasn’t until I was already at my desk that I realized something felt… off. I looked down and sure enough, I had one plain black dress shoe on my left foot and one slightly fancier black shoe on my right. At first I thought maybe nobody would notice, but within an hour, a coworker walked by, did a double take, and burst out laughing. That was it word spread across the office and suddenly everyone was stopping by to “admire my bold new fashion statement.” I had meetings all day and had no choice but to just own it. Honestly, the embarrassment was real, but it also became a weird icebreaker. Still, lesson learned: don’t get dressed in the dark while half asleep.

TL;DR: Rushed to work and didn’t notice I was wearing two different black shoes. Coworkers noticed. Became the office joke of the day.