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TIFU when I surprised my friend with an intervention

There was an intervention at my apartment last night. My friends joined forces to confront our youngest friend about his relationship with his gf. I'm gonna call him Kyle. All of us believed Kyle was in a toxic relationship based on how many times his gf blatantly cheated on him. I mean, she's shamelessly tried to hook up with almost all of us, including me. Now before I get to the outcome of the intervention, I need to explain why I feel like I fucked up. I was the person who suggested an intervention. I was joking at the time, but then the group nodded in agreement. The group voted that I should invite our friend to my apartment because I had the strongest relationship with him. I reluctantly agreed and eventually invited my friend over without telling him it was gonna be an ambush, albeit an ambush with good intentions.

As soon as Kyle arrived at my apartment and realised what was happening, he opted to leave, but I encouraged him to at least hear us out. Kyle decided to stay, but during my intervention speech, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his penis while staring at me like "you were saying?" The group had mixed reactions. Some were trying not to laugh. Others were begging Kyle to put his penis away. I just wanted to finish my speech, but every time I opened my mouth, Kyle would stroke his dick. I was prepared to shut the fuck up, but the group pressured me to keep talking, so I did, until I noticed Kyle was actually getting hard. I paused my speech and warned Kyle not to cum on my carpet. Kyle said he would love to cum inside his gf, but we didn't want him to be with her, so now he's gonna cum in front of us.

I never finished my speech because I made everyone leave my apartment as soon as possible. Needless to say, the intervention was a fuck up.

TL:DR Hosted an intervention for my friend, which prompted my friend to masturbate while I was trying to talk to him and eventually forcing me to cancel the intervention or end up with cum on my carpet.

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