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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by pranking my wife in her 'Cats are Cute' mobile game

I was playing 'Cats are Cute' where you build a town full of houses for unique cats. The town is nestled between a forest and a lake. The space between the forest and lake expand as you add the kitty houses. As a part of the game a cat will pay 'hide and seek' where you look for a paw or tail sticking out of one of the trees in the forest. After a while you get animal friends like a Corgi that walks the streets. It is cute, easily living up to its name.

I got my wife to start playing it. I jokingly convinced her that you get a bonus prize if you build a lakefront house. She kept building towards the moving lake to the point where the game glitched.

The map became huge. The 'hide and seek' game now encompassed many acres of forest and became almost impossible to win. The Corgi glitched off of the streets and was wandering randomly in the forest. Oh the poor little lost Corgi! She spent her in-game grinding currency on moving the houses back into a normal pattern but map size never retreated. It eventually deteriorated to something resembling the pac man kill screen, ruining all progress.

She now gives me the stink eye when I mention 'lake front property' in any context. The F up is that's where I want to retire some day. It also doesn't help that, when driving by a lake, I tell her to warn the nearby homeowners to not build too close.

TL;DR I pranked my wife with her mobile game causing it to unexpectedly glitch and crash.

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