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TIFU by using Brave (browser)

So I use the Brave browser, and have for years... though this FU would have happened with any decent ad blocking extensions on others I expect.

So my wife had found this app via some ad on a game she was playing - just an app which lets you read stories, which are seemingly all standard bad romance stuff written by relatively unknown authors. She got quite invested in one, but of course the app at some point wants you to spend "tokens" to be allowed to carry on which means either waiting a day or two, watching loads of ads, or (of course) spending money.

Me, being somewhat cynical and aware that they likely scrape this content from elsewhere, decided to try to find this particular author/story in a more original form, so went spelunking into the bowels of the Internet.

And after a bit of searching about, I found a site which had not only that author and story, but plenty more! And it was all free!

So thinking I was earning valuable brownie points, I forwarded a link to my wife, and enthusiastically encouraged her to check it out to make sure it's the same story, and see if there's others on there she might like.

So she opens the link. On her iPhone, using the standard Safari browser. With no ad blocking extensions or anything.

And it has ads. Full screen ads. Full screen, video, adult ads.

So I've sent my wife a link, which immediately presents her with a full-screen, not easily closable, video of... err... a close-up between legs of enthusiastic bean flicking and explicit "squirting".

I did manage to convince her I wasn't trying to make her aware of some new fetish of mine or something in the end, but don't think I got the brownie points I wanted.

TL;DR thought I was sending my wife a link to some romance fiction she wanted to read; didn't realise my browser blocked the hardcore porn that came with it.

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