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TIFU by accidentally locking myself out while taking out the trash in pajamas

Today I fucked up, although technically this happened last night. It was around 11 PM and I decided to take out the trash before going to bed. I was already in pajamas and didn’t bother putting on proper clothes because the dumpsters are just outside my building. I grabbed the trash bag, stepped out, and pulled the door shut behind me without thinking. The moment I heard the click I realized my keys were still inside. My phone too. I just stood there for a few seconds in flip flops and pajamas hoping somehow the door hadn’t fully locked, but of course it had. At first I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal. I rang a few doorbells in the building, but apparently everyone either sleeps early or ignores late-night ringing. I even knocked on the building manager's door but got nothing. So there I was, standing outside in pajamas and slippers at almost midnight trying to figure out what to do. It was colder than I expected and I started seriously regretting not bringing my phone. A...

TIFU by making a stupid confession to a crush while high

I’m a female sophomore in high school and I’ve been talking to this guy, also a sophomore at my school, for about a month. We text and call a lot and the conversations flow, but in person he’s totally different: super shy, awkward, and quiet around me but normal with his friends. Yesterday, my town had the annual fun fair, and he asked me to go with him so I accepted. When we met up, we shared an awkward hug (made more awkward by the fact that it was our first hug). So we got to the fair and did one ride before leaving to go get some food which he paid for. After that, we met up with a couple who we’re both friends with, and I told him we should stick with them just to make it a little less awkward, as I’ve noticed that being around his friends really makes him open up, so we stayed with them the whole night. As the fair ended and the four of us walked out, it started to pour really hard, and we had gotten separated, so it was just me and the guy I’m talking to. Since I live walking ...