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TIFU by being in a relationship (and after that a friendship) with a masc lesbian who faked being a man for 5 years

Preface: I am stupid, please insult me, I just think this might be funny to hear as a story, like when someone is so stupid it makes you laugh.

When I was 14 (in 2021) I met this "guy" (16) online and basically we started talking every single day and I was so into him and it became a relationship. Okay. A few months into this I'm a good stalker so I found some pictures on his grandma's facebook account from 2019, posted on his birthday and with his name in the caption, looked similar to him but it was very clearly a girl, like just a younger long hair version of him. I mentioned this to "him" and he just acted like i was crazy, like how could i ever think he was lying about his gender? I have a list of 27 reasons why i thought he was a girl that I kept during the years but I won't go into all that.

Anyway, I tried to ignore this because I truly loved this person so much, and I never pushed the accusations too much because I was terrified he'd rather ghost me forever than tell me the truth (I'm still figuring out my sexuality rn but at the time I was sure i was bisexual so I literally would have made it work if only he'd opened up!).

Then in august of 2023 we broke up and I made a secret tiktok account to follow an account he was hiding from me and I saw a ton of reposts with the #wlw tag and about being a lesbian. I was like oh god but I was more focused on not getting out of bed because of the break up (fucking dumbass 😭😭) so yeah I again tried to bury that in my mind but it was obviously getting harder to. We stayed friends the whole time up until now and until the start of 2024 it was still lowkey like a relationship and he was still talking about himself as a man (btw throughout these years i never got nudes or anything but there were pics where you could see something through his pants but there was nothing in the childhood pics on facebook so I guess it was a fucking banana or sumn)

Anyway tuesday night i check HER profile and she's changed her pronouns on instagram to "her" so yeah I messaged her and said listen i know what you've been doing and all i want is an explanation and then the only reply i got was "what" (literally that 1 word) i said if you don't explain yourself i'm gonna block you and i'll know you never cared about me. So I did and she has not tried to reach out anywhere else to explain herself at all. This was actually psychotic shit like the lengths she went to to lie about this were crazyyyyy she's turkish and in turkey men have to do mandatory military stuff right and she used to send me news articles of men dying doing that and be like i'm worried about when i'll have to do that and something could happen to me LMAO 😭😭

Idk does this make any fucking sense regardless of my stupidity? I mean my stupidity is only the fact I didn't leave the situation because deep down i did know what was going on. But since she's completely ghosted me I need to know why would someone do this??? I get it must have been hard for her if she didn't feel safe telling people she was a lesbian but I was in another fucking country so who cares???? Ohhhh my god. I just can't. Hope you enjoyed if someone actually reads allat

TL;DR: I was in a long distance relationship online at 14 with a 16yo boy i really liked and I always had suspicions that he was a girl but I ignored it. We were together for 2 years and friends for 3, a few days ago she indirectly confirmed that she's a girl and has completely ignored me since then

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