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TIFU by blacking out at a st pattys party and waking up in a completely different apartment

so this literally happened last night and im still trying to piece together what happened

my friends and i went to a st pattys pregame last night (friday the 13th shouldve been my first sign lol) because we wanted to get the celebrations started early before the actual weekend. my roommate made these green jungle juice pitchers and they tasted like literally nothing. like straight up juice. so obviously i was drinking them like water

i remember being at the pregame. i remember getting in an uber to go to a bar. and then i remember absolutely nothing

i woke up this morning on a couch in an apartment i have never seen in my life. different furniture different layout different everything. i sat up and theres a girl i have never met eating cereal at the kitchen counter and she just goes “oh youre up. you kept saying you lived here so we just let you sleep”

APPARENTLY i walked into the wrong apartment building entirely. not even the wrong unit the wrong BUILDING. somehow got through the main door and just picked an apartment and started banging on the door saying i lived there. these random girls let me in because i was crying and they felt bad and i just passed out on their couch immediately

my phone was dead so my roommate had been calling me all night and was about to file a missing person report. i had to do the walk of shame back to my actual apartment at like 8am in a green tutu and smeared face paint

never touching jungle juice again i dont care how good it tastes

tldr drank too much jungle juice at a st pattys pregame blacked out walked into the wrong building banged on a strangers door crying until they let me in and woke up on their couch in a green tutu

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