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TIFU by completely disregarding the effects of Xanax

A wild story I will try make short. Before the obvious is said - I recognize I have a drug problem and this is my fault). With that said enjoy this ‘sugar coated’ story.

Some study calculus and some volunteer for the homeless. What do I do that makes me such an intelligent person. I binge coke with sole purpose of watching porn. Great dinner topic when the rest of the family are doctors and lawyers.

Cocaine come downs are so brutal I can’t even describe. I learned that Xanax takes the whole come down and turns it into a beautiful sleep. Got some and it’s exactly what I did. But fuck I didn’t realize what else it bring - complete lack of thought. On Sunday (realizing I had work, but the xans will help me sleep) I opened by calculus book (coke and porn) and when I ran out I took 2 bars instead of one.

All of a sudden I thought why not take some shrooms (which I don’t even like but on xans everything is carefree). Weighed out 2 grams, even though that’s a decent dose my stupid ass thought that ain’t going to do anything and ate my entire stash - 9.5 G’s. Crazy part was I didn’t even think about what’s about to happen, honestly I even kinda forgot.

30 minutes later feeling nothing - what happens? Ahh the shrooms are bunk and took a tab of acid and when I reached for one they all fell out the glass jar. Took them all. 4 tabs (100 UG)

I am now 4mgs of Xanax, 9.5 G’s of shrooms and 4 tabs of acid deep within about 45minutes. I started tripping harder than I even thought was possible - not really in a bad way. I’ll just take more Xanax to level this out and my dumb ass took 4 more. Completely forgot I had work in about 2 hours, and didn’t even panic.

After I had a full on delusional conversation with Mr. Beast (Guess I thought we were having a podcast) my boss calls me as I was late and told him I’m with Mr. Beast and told him not to be rude but I’m kinda getting interviewd right now and hung up. Fell asleep after that and realized holy shit - my life literally just ended.

TL;DR Xanax unless prescribed should be named - Make Bad Decisions, But Worse

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