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TIFU by falling in love with my catfish

a while back i met this girl online through social media. she followed me first and we started talking in dms. within like the first 10 minutes i was already pretty sure she was a catfish. the pics were a little too professional looking. ive been on the internet long enough to recognize the signs. reversed search some of them and yeah it was some small influencer ive never heard of.

so i asked her straight up if she was actually the girl in the photos. surprisingly she admitted it almost immediately. said she wasnt the girl in the pics and just used them because she was insecure. she apologized a lot and said she’d understand if i stopped talking to her.

but honestly we were already vibing. she was funny and easy to talk to so i just said it was fine and i was down to still be friends. she seemed to be really happy and then told me who she “actually” was. new name, different pics, where she was from and stuff.

so we kept talking. almost every day. games, random life stuff, late night convos. over time i realized i was actually catching feelings which felt insane considering the whole thing literally started with her catfishing me. at least now i knew the real her now.

fast forward a couple weeks to today. she sent me another picture of her, i looked at it but i saw a gemini logo at the bottom. before i could point it out she unsent it, and then sent the same picture without the gemini logo. she said that what she unsent was another picture from the same selfie session that she didnt like, and that this was the one that she actually wanted to send me. i just said okay and complimented her but yeah… i put her pictures through an ai image detector and some were negative, most of then were mostly ai, which honestly never even crossed my mind.

so the “real” her that she was showing me after admitting the initial first catfish… was just another AI catfish.

i don't know what to do, i've been trying to figure out how to tell her i like her but then this happens. she doesnt know that i know yet. shes still talking to me like everything is normal. meanwhile im sitting here realizing i somehow managed to fall for someone who technically doesnt even exist. i don't know how to tell her that i know.

TL;DR: a person catfished me twice and i fell for it the second time.

UPDATE: Okay, this is an update because the original writer of this story is legitimately getting pissed at me now lol.

I'm sorry everyone, but this is a completely fictional story from r/bluddit_stories. It's a subreddit for fictional reddit stories where ppl have to react and comment like they're all 100% real no matter how absurd. (You should def join lol.)

My friend was the creator of the subreddit and original writer of this story, and is getting mad at me for posting it on here to try and get people into the subreddit. Anyways this post will probably be deleted after this update, so yeah. Once again I'm sorry for wasting your guys' time.

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