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TIFU by getting dressed for work

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TIFU by getting dressed for work

Today has been nightmare fuel for the rest of my life and I will never be the same man that I was before this morning.

Today’s FU started like any other morning. I got up, grabbed my work clothes from the fresh laundry and went to get ready for work. Now this would hardly be considered a mistake if not for the fact that this laundry was brought in from the line last night by my spouse. It’s been unusually warm this past week and as such more insects etc have started roaming about. This dear readers is where I made my fatal mistake.

I can admit that I am not a bug person and I’m not ashamed of that. But when I put on my pants and then immediately felt an intense pain on my butt cheek I screamed. Both out of pain as it seemed to be getting worse and also because I was certain I had just been bit by something.

My dear spouse the brave man that he is, came to my rescue as I desperately asked for him to check my pants as I thought I had been bitten by something. Sure enough in my pants was an incredibly angry WASP!

Turns out that when the laundry was brought in last night this incredibly angry asshole had decided that my work pants would make a lovely place to bed down for the night. By not shaking out my clothes like I normally do, I had inadvertently left him in my pants to terrorize me.

It’s been hours now and it still hurts to sit. I may never wear pants again.

TL:DR Didn’t shake out laundry from outside and got stung on the ass by an angry wasp

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