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TIFU by hitting a car then eating in

So, you’re probably wondering what “eating in” means, i’ll explain…

There’s a place near me called Sakura Sushi, every Thursday they do a Thursday Special where Nigiri and Sashimi are only $3 and people meet in the parking lot to feed scraps to Grackles (bird) all the time. Well, Thursday special is only 4:30-6:00 PM so you gotta pay before then too, i was speeding into the parking lot at 5 something and accidentally bump the person in the space next to me. I thought about that one kid singing FuuuuUuUuUuU -ck! From Uploads of Fun on Instagram (If you know you know) So, basically i scrape/bump the car, and then… Hears where i really fuk up guys So i leave a note on he’s car and go inside, im eating my food (sushi) at the table, (i ordered some blue ones) a 7 foot tall bald man walks up to the table i’m at in a wife beater, i notice my phone is ringing which i didn’t realize at first because the blue sushi was so delicious (i always have to leave my ringer on for work calls) Well, this guy turned out to be the very same gentlemen who’s car was outside. He said “Really? You really hit my car and you’re just in here eating?” What happens next is hardly my fault and i couldn’t believe it happened it felt straight out of a kids hellish cartoon with violence. He picked me up by my color and i said No no nonono and he clobbered me in the face 3-5 times And i woke up at this restaurant unconscious with a broken nose and him being detained. I was so embarrassed that I Hit the car and then just came in and ate but the blue sushi was so good and i didn’t wanna miss the thursday special window. I would’ve dealt with insurance ever but nope he just had to be still in there eating, heard my phone, hunted me down and broke my nose… Over a scrape! Just cuz i was hungry??? What is america coming to?

What could i do better next time to protect myself and how could i have avoided getting assaulted and should i have not left a note and just gone around in side hunting the man in a pacifist way saying “Who’s car did i just hit or what” Like some kind of dumbass in a suit when i just wanted to eat blue sushi and not take phone calls or work. Sertainly not get punched but okay then.

TL;DR: hurt a car got in trouble with person who owned the car he punch me 3 times broke my nose and i ate in the restaurant on accident after i hit him (my mistake)

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