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TIFU by swearing in Italian

I made the impulsive decision to get BOTH my nipples pierced today in an Italian studio. I was going to get out to a cafe for a small meeting and that was it but I suddenly had this amazingly bright idea of going to a nearby studio and get my nipples pierced. No prior planning, just went out and decided. Just said “welp” and went there. Ive been there before to downsize my nose piercing a while ago so the people recognized me. Eventually, a girl came to me and told me that i could come in. I laid down, about cry of how scared I was… (Note that the pain was going to be PRETTY BAD ALREADY) Im Turkish and currently studying in English in an Italian university so im currently living in Italy while trying to learn Italian. As the needle went in, I was going to swear in Turkish but ended up screaming PORCODDIO (which roughly translates into “god is a pig”) and my languages got mixed up very much (which is a VERY offensive phrase in Italian) and the room next to mine went dead silent… Keep in mind that that was the ONLY Italian I spoke today 😭😭😭😭😭 I felt so embarrassed because I thought it just meant “god damn it” but luckily my piercer laughed. I didn’t know how offensive it was until the pain wore off so im back home and ashamed of myself forever 😔😔😔

TLDR; screamed VERY rude profanity while getting my girls pierced

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