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TIFU dedicating my whole afternoon to baking banana bread and mango cupcakes just to find out I hate them.

Ever since I started baking I've heard so many good things about banana bread. Soft, sweet, nutty and so so heavenly. I'm not living under a rock. I know banana bread is a fan favourite. I've seen the praises. The reviews. The care and love put in them. I believed them cause why would the baking community lie. It has to be good right?

Well I took time off, bought the ingredients, spent two hours making the dough, thought to myself, "hey it's mango season why not bake some mango cake or something. Well another hour later, I'm ready. I pop them in the oven and waited. I promptly decided I can't be bothered to make dinner, cause I can just eat cake. I'm an adult I can do that.

I take it out.. they smell like bananas and mangoes. What did I expect. It's almost 8pm I let them cool and make myself a cup of coffee to go with the bread. I'm excited I cut the banana bread and its marvelous. Spongy, soft and perfectly baked. The mango cupcakes are just as beautiful.

First bite of the banana cake: Why does it taste like this. Maybe I need another bite....no no no... why does it taste like this..Is it the sugar, the salt maybe I added too much baking powder... another bite....

it's the fucking banana. It tastes like cooked mushy banana i hate it.

Okay I need to try the mango cupcakes.

First bite: Okay it tastes like mango in a cake... yeah this is what it's supposed to taste like. The mango is nice. Another bite: Okay this doesn't go well with coffee. Maybe I need a different drink, that will help.. (I get a glass of vanilla yorghut) Another bite... Fuck I hate it.

In conclusion all fruit flavoured cakes are disgusting and It's too late to cook, so I'm stuck with a banana bread that I fucking hate and mango cupcakes that are shit. I might order out.

TL;DR: FUCK ALL of YOU BANANA BREAD LOVERS!!!!YOU LIED THIS TASTE LIKE REGRET.

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