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TIFU by accidentally letting my neighbor’s kid know about my sex life

For a bit of context, I live in an apartment complex that my parents pay for because I am currently in college. I don’t have roommates, and I live in a really nice area close to my school. Because of that, my boyfriend spends a lot of time at my apartment. It’s fun—we get to spend time together and be intimate, and it hasn’t been a problem.

When I first moved in, my next-door neighbor was a woman in her 50s who was barely ever there. She mostly used the apartment on weekends, so noise was never really an issue. (Just to clarify, I don’t like being noisy because I don’t want people to know I’m having sex, but let’s be honest—there’s always at least a little bit of noise.)

About three months ago, someone new moved into that apartment. I saw it was a woman in her 30s or 40s, and since I never saw anyone else, I assumed she lived alone.

Now, here’s where I fucked up.

Yesterday, my boyfriend came over and we had sex. I was a little louder than usual, but nothing crazy—I promise. I even tried to keep my voice down since I knew my neighbor was home. After that, nothing interesting happened. My boyfriend left, and I went to sleep.

This morning, I was getting ready for school. My first class got canceled, so it was around 9 a.m. when I was leaving my apartment. As soon as I stepped into the hallway, I heard a little boy say:

“Mommy, is that the neighbor that made weird noises last night?”

I turned around and saw the kid coming out of the apartment next to mine… along with my neighbor—and his dad.

So yeah. She does NOT live alone.

When I tell you my face turned completely red like a tomato, I’m not exaggerating. The mom just laughed a little and apologized for what he said, but I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.

Now I can’t stop thinking that they probably hear us all the time and know exactly what we’re doing. The worst part is that the walls in my apartment aren’t even that thin—I have to be completely silent to hear anything from them. The only time I’ve ever been woken up by noise was from a neighbor blasting their TV at 3 a.m.

I’m currently waiting for my neighbor to come back from work so I can apologize and beg her not to report me for being loud at night, but honestly, I’m just extremely embarrassed knowing that my neighbors—and especially that kid—now have some insight into my private life.

TL;DR: Had sex with my boyfriend, was a bit louder than usual, and the next morning my neighbor’s kid loudly identified me as “the one making weird noises” in front of his parents.

(Also, I used AI to help me write this because English isn’t my first language, so sorry if anything sounds a bit off.)

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