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TIFU By teaching my cat how to drink from a cup.

I (22F) have a cute tuxedo cat named Aki (2M) and he is what you call a bathroom cat. You need to poo? Hope you like having a lap buddy! Need to take a shower or a bath? not to fear, the lifeguard is on duty! not to mention that he tries to get cuddles and attention as you are drying off.

One day as was taking a bath, Aki came in looking for his attention as usual. walking on the rim of the tub and whatnot. Well I noticed that he kept trying to drink my bath water but the water was too hot for his tiny tongue. Wanting to be a responsible mother, I took the bathtub that we use to rinse out her hair and filled it with fresh water from the faucet. And showed him that there was water in the cup. I repeated this a few times but thought nothing of it. Fast forward a month or so, and I come home from work to my mom asking, "You taught Aki how to drink from the cup, didn't you?". Apparently earlier that day, she was taking a bath and are residential pervert decided he was going to say hello. She could see from the corner of her eye that he kept hanging around the tub and pawing at the cup in her hands. He is now harassing other people for water! Mind you, he has a FULL water dish right outside the bathroom. No, apparently his Highness needs the freshest of water for his delectable palette! Once he gets his fill, he either still hangs around or leaves. Now, we have a designated cat bowl in the bathroom just for Aki! So if you want to babe you have to sell your soul for a bowl of water or else the fuzzy devil will not leave you alone!

TLDR I taught my cat how to drink out of our bathroom cup because I felt bad. Now we all have to pay the Aki water tax if we want to get clean.

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