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TIFU by trying to fix my morning routine and accidentally becoming a threat to society

i've been on this whole "wake up earlier, be a real person" kick lately. set my alarm for 5:30am, made a whole plan, even bought one of those sunrise alarm clocks so i'd feel like a woodland creature gently greeting the day.

day three. full autopilot mode. made coffee, grabbed my bag, walked to the bus stop. feeling good. feeling disciplined. feeling like a woman who has her life together.

got to work and my manager looked at me weird. then my officemate goes, "did you forget something?"

i was wearing my pajama top. the one with the little clouds on it. tucked into my work pants. i had dressed in the dark like a haunted person and didn't notice until i was already three floors up in an elevator with my boss.

the worst part? two coworkers said it looked "cute" and "intentional." i nodded like yes, this was a choice i made.

TL;DR: tried to become a morning person, showed up to work in pajamas, got compliments, may keep doing it.

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