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TIFU by not wearing underwear.

(The event happened two days ago but I wasn't aware of the fuck up until now)

This past Sunday was a normal evening, got home from the gym, showered, threw on my favorite PJs and started to cook dinner. While my chicken was in the air fryer I was scrolling on Instagram. I saw some of my female friends go live. I joined in and started chatting with them and they eventually said they want to come and hangout at my house for a bit. When they got here we were sitting on my back porch watching Netflix having casual conversation and petting my dog. So kinda abruptly after only being here 20 minutes one of them said they wanted to go home. Kinda confused, I drove them home and that was that. Fast forward two days later, I stop by their house to pickup something I had left. My two female friends and their older brother (one of my best friends) had just got home. The two girls didn't even look at me and immediately walked into the house. My best friend walks over to me with a serious face and says I need to talk to you. Confused, I say "sure, what's up?" He then begins to explain that I had essentially flashed my penis to his sister and her friend multiple times that night. Literal dread begins to fill my body as I try to explain that it wasn't on purpose and it had to have been the old pair of PJs I was wearing at the time. If anyone has ever had to plead their innocence in a situation like this, let me tell you, no matter what you say it never sounds good. He seemed skeptical of my apology but accepted it and I left. I took it upon myself to write out an apology to them but they deleted me on socials without responding.

TLDR: I accidentally flashed some close friends because my PJs had a hole in them. They think I did it on purpose and cut contact with me.

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