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TIFU by accidentally sending a flirty emoji to my boss

This happened just a few hours ago and I’m still cringing so hard I might implode. So, a little background: I recently started a new job, and let’s just say my boss is quite the attractive gentleman. We’ve been getting along well, but strictly professionally, of course. Or so I thought.

Now, onto the catastrophe. Today, during a lunch break, I was exchanging some flirty texts with my partner. You know, just harmless banter to spice up the day. Little did I know, I had accidentally switched the conversation window to my boss’s chat in my haste. Yes, you read that right.

I sent something along the lines of, “Can’t wait to see you tonight, and I’m not talking about the meeting ;)” followed by a string of emojis that would make even the boldest blush.

The moment I hit send, my stomach dropped to the floor. I tried to recall the message, but as we all know, once it’s out there, it’s out there.

Now, I’m sitting at my desk, praying to any divine entity listening that my boss doesn’t check his messages until after our meeting. I can already feel the sweat pooling on my back, and I’m seriously considering just crawling under my desk and never coming out.

TL;DR: always double check the messages your sending to bosses/co-workers

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