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TIFU clogging my in-laws toilet

TIFU, more specifcally this morning.

This week I'm meeting my gf's family and staying with her mom and uncle in their country. It is also the first time I'm meeting them as my gf and I met in my country and have been together for ~10 months.

On the first day day there (we landed yesterday late at night) I decided to "drop the kids in the pool." My gf was still in bed when I went and her mom was eating breakfast in the Living Room. It was a big dump and I tried to flush and it wouldn't go down... I decided to try again and still nope. I start to panic and wait till the water is fully replenished and press it down. At that moment I hear my gf and her mom talking, meaning I cant ask my gf for help without notifying the mom. I panic and decide to text my gf that I need help, but I hear her phone ring in her bedroom.

I then decide to go get her in a subtle way when her mom went to the kitchen. She is like "goddammit" and she goes with me to the toilet...she flushes it and ... still stuck obviously. So she walks away to her mom. At this point I realise I should have just been upfront immediately as now it looks like I'm hiding behind my gf. The mom says its absolutely no problem and gathers supplies to unclog the toilet and goes to get groceries as she was planning to do.

The unclogging doesnt work with the supplies, so my gf is like "I'll call my dad" as the uncle is also not home. Now you need to know I have also never met her dad either, he lives in a different country entirely (parents divorced).

So I hear her dad and his gf laugh with my gf over the phone in their language whilst I'm still working the toilet. At that point I realise I need to laugh with them or else it will just turn akward, so I introduce myself to them both and we all have a good laugh. He tells me that toilet has never been clogged before but advises to "cut the turds" and so I do and fortunately it works, I flush and clean the everything with my gf and we laugh in the meantime. After everything is clean I come to realise that I shit so much on the first day of meeting both of her parent that I clogged the toilet, and I'll be hearing this for the rest of my life from her, her parents, uncle and siblings. Forever known as the big pooper.

TL;DR I clogged the toilet at my gf's house on the day of meeting both of her parents and I'll most definitely be hearing about this for the rest of my life.

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