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TIFU by fumbling a meet cute…twice

TIFU by fumbling a meet cute and missing not one but two chances to give a really cute and seemingly kind man my number. So I was getting on a flight at a small airport where there are no jet bridges and as I was walking across the tarmac one of the pilots and I made eye contact and he waved to me. I waved back and smiled and continued on. When I was getting on the plane I saw him glance at me again and I smiled back. On the flight I thought about giving him my number and even wrote it down but then got nervous about making a move on someone at their job and making him uncomfortable and thinking that he could be married so I didn’t do it on the way out. I had a long layover in Denver so once I got off the plane I hung out at the gate trying to look up where to eat. He came out and helped some elderly folks that needed wheel chairs which I thought was so incredibly kind especially since pilots never do that. We made eye contact a few times and when he was done with them he came over to me and asked me if I needed help. I told him that I had a long connection and was just trying to figure out where to eat and asked if he had any recommendations. We briefly chatted and he told me that he was based in Chicago. At some point he started blushing which just made him even cuter and I got nervous and we kinda just ended the conversation and I again fumbled the chance to give him my number. I’m so kicking myself for this! He genuinely seemed really kind and it’s rare that I get excited about men I meet. So this is a long, loooong shot but Reddit can you please work your magic? I’m like 90% sure he said his name was Malcom during the announcements on the plane though that could have been the other pilot, he works for United and is based in Chicago…

TL;DR TIFU by fumbling a meet cute…twice. Pilot and I saw each other and waved to each other at the small airport, I wanted to give him my number but got too nervous on my way off the flight. Then he approached me at the Denver airport and we chatted but I fumbled it again and didn’t do it and am regretting it big time. Can Reddit work its magic? He works for United and is based in Chicago.

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