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TIFU… I peed on my friend while drunk and now my whole grade knows…

Last weekend I went to a party and got drunk for the first time, and I regret it heavily. I drank a lot of liquor and beer and ended up getting much more drunk than I expected. Me and my friends left this party and went back to one of our houses to get some rest for the night. While everyone was falling asleep, I supposedly stood up and start peeing on the floor and on my friend’s legs. I don’t remember this whatsoever and still have a hard time believing it. When I woke up that morning everyone there was talking about and I was incredibly embarrassed. I knew word was gonna get around and to everyone’s surprise, it did. For the past few days people have been messing with me and asking if I actually did it. I feel super embarrassed about the whole thing and I’m genuinely disgusted with myself. I feel like everyone’s gonna look at me differently in a negative way because of this. Am I overreacting? I just can’t stop thinking about it. Please let me know if it’s as bad as I think it is or if I’m just overreacting…

TL;DR: I got way over my head and got insanely drunk for the first time. While doing so I peed on my friend and now my whole grade knows. I feel super embarrassed and grossed out with myself. I’ve been stressing about it and wanna know if I’ve been overreacting…

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