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TIFU by making a Penis on whiteboard at work

So I work in Construction and my current job is on huge Pharmaceutical Plant for Johnson and Johnson built by Jacobs construction. Today for all the workers they had a giant Pork BBQ. The line was about a 15 min wait, and it went past on of the white boards with an outline for the work site, and it had a bunch of magnets on it.

As we were waiting in line, my coworker goes, "It would be funny someone drew a Penis on the white board." So I turned around and organize the magnets into a penis shape.

Two big magnets (a lil bigger than a golden dollar coin) with smiley faces. And four-5 small magnets for the shaft of the Penis.

We chuckled a bit and continued on in the line and got some BBQ.

As we were eating we noticed how there were a lot of people dressed in corporate attire getting in the lift, I thought little of it.

Until, at the end of the shift, our general foreman gathered us into the huddle and says, "The higher ups from Jacobs and Johnson and Johnson were on site today to do a site visit and enjoy the BBQ, and while waiting in line, saw a lewd object on the whiteboard. If you did it, then you have 24 hours to fess up and keep your job. Otherwise they will see who did it on the cameras."

I nervously fessed up to my boss in private, and he didnt believe it was me at first.

Anyways, has anyone gone through something like this? Will they suspend me? Will they actually fire me? Does this count as Sexual Harrasment?

I am really nervous, because I just started this job and really need the cash. Had I known there were execs and higher ups going through the area I would not have defaced the board.

I will update yall as to how my meeting goes with them tomorrow. Hopefully its just a slap on the wrist and verbal warning, I hope they don't renege on the initial offer of letting me keep my job for confessing.

Pray for me!

TLDR: TIFU by organizing magnets into a penis on the work whiteboard, and all the visiting execs and leaders at the company saw it.

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