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TIFU by renting a house from an old lady who decided to act like she was my mom

I rented a house for an elderly woman who was in her student years. She turned out to be very nice and kind. She baked me cookies and told me stories. She lived in the hous next door to the house I was renting. After three or two weeks, something terrible started happening. First, she started saying that I turned on the light too often, then that I used a lot of water. How she found out about this, I still don't understand. She would come to the house when I wasn't there, telling me not to stay out too late, not to talk to guys, just complete nonsense and complete brutaly. What happened was that one day, I woke up for class again, washed up, and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, and there she was. She started telling me why I didn't go to my first class, why I was still home, why I was sleeping, and that she wanted to go wake up me. I was completely shocked, and I asked her, why did you come here, I was renting your house, it's now my property. She started saying very strange thing s to me, and literally three days later, I moved out.

TL;DR: I rented a house from a sweet old lady who turned out to be a stalker. She even broke into my house at the end.

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