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TIFU by Taking Out my AirPods at Work

So let's just jump right in...

Aside from a few daily rushes, I work at a fairly slow pace office which affords me the benefit of being able to listen to audio books while I work without too much interruption. To paint a picture, I work in the logistics department of a synthetic DNA distributor, or to put it simply, I work in the shipping room with up to 5-6 other coworkers at any given time. In a typical day, one employee is picking orders while the rest are verifying and packing them for shipment.

Today, it was just me (39F), my boss (54M), and one coworker (40F) in the office. It was a very slow day and I've been in sort of a... mood... lately, so today I swapped out my usual fantasy adventure book with something a little "spicier".

Okay it was a LOT spicier. This wasn't a slow-burn romantic love story. This was hardcore, bite your lip, heavy breathing, smut... and it was right at the, er, "climactic" moment that my boss decided to look up and ask me a question.

Now, typically, I'll pause my book before taking out my earbud to pay attention. Typically, when you pull the AirPod out of your ear the app will pause or mute... Not today.

Today for whatever gods forsaken reason when I pulled that earbud out the app I was using cranked my volume up to MAX and kept it going through my phone speakers.

"...one after another the men unleashed a torrent of cum across her..."

My phone case is blocking my volume buttons...

Eye contact...

All I can do is take a deep breath, own it, and take the 10 entire seconds or so it takes me to turn the volume down and stop the app.

My coworker stared at me wide-eyed. My boss slowly backed away from me trying to pretend like nothing happened. I cleared my throat and tried to just continue the conversation. There was no continuing the conversation...

It was a few hours before he'd talk to me normally again... my coworker asked for the link to the book. In the end I work with great people so we all just had a laugh, but I will NEVER be living this down...

TLDR - It was a slow day at work so I put on some audio porn for my boss

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