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TIFU by being neurodivergent to a cop.

TIFU By turning myself into a jump scaring machine.

I just scared the crap out if my boss for the umpteenth time lol.

When growing up my dad would take me hunting with him. He used to make fun of me because I walked so loudly through the brush.

So I started practicing walking quietly... literally everytime I walked. To and from class, on the way home, on the way to the bathroom. Didn't matter where ever I walked, it was done quietly.

So over the years my normal walk has become almost silent, I am also pretty introverted so I'm just quiet in general. Because of all this I am constantly sneaking up on people on accident at work. Add to this I am 6 foot and 250lb, I can understand people's shock when all of a sudden I am behind them, or in the doorway waiting for their attention.

Its gotten to the point that when I am walking to people at work I will fake cough or clear my thoat. Ive gone so far as to buy squeaky shoes, but its like I subconsciously learn how to walk quietly in them. All this just to try and announce my presence to any poor unsuspecting people, not ready for the chubby accountant ninja.

TL;DR: Dad made fun of my loud walk as a kid while hunting, inadvertently causing me to train myself into being the perfect jumpscaring machine.

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