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TIFU by accidentally revealing someone’s affair

So this is a long one, but it’s fucking bad. It started with my friend Sara, and her fiancé Mike. They’ve been together for 4 years, good people (or so I thought), doing ok in life. They recently bought a house, both have decent jobs, happy little boring American family. Sara calls me out of the blue a month ago and tells me she’s left Mike, that she met a guy in another state while she was visiting family, and that things with Mike just weren’t working out. I thought it sucked, Mike is a good guy, but it’s none of my business.

I hadn’t talked to her much since the holidays are insane with work and family stuff, and I figured she was sorting out moving and such. So a few days ago I’m scrolling through Facebook and I see pictures of Sara with her new guy celebrating Christmas. I thought “cool, I think the situation was kind of reckless, but I’m glad things are going ok”. That’s as far as my thought process went, and I should’ve looked deeper, here’s where it gets bad.

I get a message from Mike wishing us a Merry Christmas, and saying we should all hang out soon. Awesome, Mike has also moved on and there’s no conflict, everyone is happy. I told him that sounded good, and to get with us next week so we could have dinner. Mikes mom who is also my friend messaged me to say Merry Christmas. We talked for a few about how crazy the holidays were and of course the subject of Mike came up. I said “I’m glad to see Mike has found someone, he’s a good dude and regardless of what happened with Sara, we still consider them both friends”. Here it goes, “what do you mean?” Says Mike’s mom, fuck.

I told her about Sara telling me she was leaving weeks ago, and that I saw her post a family photo with the new guy. I told her Mike asked us out to dinner so we could “all” hang out and I took that as he had also moved on. Apparently this was news to his mom, and Mike, because they had all celebrated Christmas with Sara, who is still living with Mike. I wasn’t going to lie to anyone so I told them both what I knew, and what I saw. Apparently Sara told Mike that she deactivated her Facebook, she told everyone who knew him he same thing. What she did though was just block everyone associated with Mike, so she could post pictures of the new guy so he wouldn’t be suspicious about her hiding from the camera and not wanting to be tagged. She forgot to block a few people, I guess I was one of them.

Cat’s out of the bag now, everyone knows, but Sara doesn’t know that we know. Mike is playing it cool and giving her a chance to come clean. I know I’m gonna get blamed for all of this shit, but I had no idea. What she told me versus what was actually happening are two very different things.

TLDR: My friend is a hoochie and I accidentally exposed her ratchetness.

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