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TIFU by forgetting to clear my search history when I was high

I know it may sound a little crazy, but hear me out.

(throwaway for what I hope are obvious reasons.)

Me and my discord buddies got high one night and looked up "[any animal] dick" just to see what we could find. I was doing most of the searching, and I forgot to open an incognito tab. We were really interested in the duck's for some reason (here's a fun fact you didn't ask for: they're shaped like corkscrews).

The next day, my cousins came over to my parent's place to hang out, and one of them, we'll call her SA, asked if she could use my laptop. I gave it to her, thinking she just wanted to play some flash games or whatever. Later, I went to the kitchen to get a snack. When I finished eating, I sat on the couch and saw my laptop open with "duck dick" in the search bar. I heard SA in my room, but I managed to chase her out. (unnecessary detail: I had some duck decoys sitting on a cooler next to my desk)

That was three or four hours ago. She returned my laptop just an hour ago. The conversation went as follows.

SA: (holding out my laptop) So … ducks, amirite?

Me: Sorry?

SA: (shrugs) I just figured you liked ducks.

Me: (panicking a little) I mean, I guess they're kinda cool. But what made you think I liked ducks?

SA: Just a hunch.

And then she walked off. She refuses to talk to me, even when I tried to explain myself. Which is fair, I'd do the same if I were her. I locked myself in my room, had a mini panic attack, and told my friends about the situation, all of them laughing at me. Who could blame them?

Now, SA has started to quack at me for no reason. I would just be watching TV and she'd walk up to me, go "Quack, quack," and then leave.

She's started to tell my other cousins about it and I'm a little bit skeptical what her side of the story would be.

TL;DR: I looked up "duck dick" when I was high and my cousin saw it.

EDIT: She found the post. Everyone say hello to SA, or u/staysafeeatcake314.

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