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TIFU by not switching my throwaway account causing my religious mom to find a NSFW post

This happened a couple hours ago.

For some context, I (F19) was born and raised in an extremely religious household. My parents homeschooled me and basically sheltered me my whole life.

Earlier today, I made a post talking about my experience tonight masturbating. I used a throwaway account because my main one has my art that I post and sell. I don't want to repeat the same post, but it was a bit crude (something I'm totally not used to).

Every night, my mom goes through my phone and checks everything. I am used to this routine and never have anything to fear. Except tonight. I was talking with a few people in the chats and forgot to switch accounts with my main one.

My mom saw my post and went insane. I'd rather not repeat what she said. She made me pray for half an hour straight and beg God for forgiveness. Meanwhile, she's throwing out all my art supplies and my dad is taking down my bedroom door.

She told me that as soon as we're allowed to travel, we're going back to my home country and getting married. This is probably just an empty threat as she's said this before for other situations.

She is currently sleeping next to me in the living room because I can't be trusted anymore. My source of income was from my paintings so it's not like I can do that anymore. I am planning on moving out soon though.

In all fairness, it is my fault. I made that first post for attention and should've just kept it to myself. My parents do mean well and only want the best for me. They are strict but they never were abusive physically.

Anyways, in the words of my favourite singer: goodbye everybody, I've got to go.

TL:DR I made an alt account to post something NSFW and forgot to switch accounts. My religious mother found it and is now threatening to marry me off.

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