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TIFU by watching Game Of Thrones on pornhub with my friend

This didnt happen today but 2 years ago but I was reminded of it today.

Spoilers for GOT ahead

During the last season of GOT me and my friends had a deal where if one of us hadn't watched the newest episode yet it was fair game to spoil.

I missed S8 E2 where Arya fucks Gendry. I was vibing at my friends house and she brought it up. In my head Arya was still like 12 years old so I went "No fucking way". To prove me wrong she had to find the scene to show me and since it wasn't a major spoiler I didn't mind.

This was the day after the release so it wasn't on any mainstream video services so obviously we tried pornhub because it was of that nature. We found it and started watching. About 30 seconds in her mam walks into the sitting room and since the sofa was angled in such a way she had full view of what we were watching and the pornhub logo above the video. Two 16 yo, one boy, one girl casualy watching porn in the sitting room.

Needless to say I was asked quite politely to leave and so I left my friend to explain what happened. I've known them my whole life so it was easy to clear up. On a video call to my friend today she brought it up because she's rewatching the series over the Christmas break.

TL;DR- Friend wanted to prove me wrong and we got caught watching porn by her mam

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