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TIFU by getting birthday sex and coming out to my siblings in the worst possible way ever.

Yesterday was my birthday and this fable starts the night before yesterday.

Me (M23) and my bf (M22) are dating for a few months now. We however could not see each other for the past week because I had exams and he had "some things to do" (really I just think he was preparing for my birthday) so we couldn't have sex the whole week.

Back to the night before my birthday, I was home alone and I had just finished a dreadful exam and I was sulking in my bed when this mf decides to pop up in the sexiest clothes (tight white shirt and suit pants with a bow) and some flowers for me for some "early birthday celebration" I was very much in the mood and since there was noone at home, we could be as loud as we wanted.

So I was seated on a chair in the living room and the music was on and I was getting a lap dance and he was stripping and one thing leads to another and all of a sudden, next thing I know, I'm completely naked and bf just had the bow on somehow and was sucking me off. It felt fucking good and we like it a bit rough so next thing we know, I'm face fucking him and then BOOM.

The door opens and my roommate, his girlfriend, my two older brothers and younger sister are are standing at the door with balloons and cake 🙃 and me and my bf are like

👁👄👁

 🍆👁👄👁

THEY SAW ME BUTT NAKED WITH MY DICK IN MY BF'S MOUTH AND ME GRABBING HIM BY HIS HAIR 😖

WE POUNCED IN THE SHEETS.

Meanwhile, my roommate and his girlfriend had the not-again look (they once saw me eating bf's ass) and my brothers and sisters had the shocked-pikachu look on their faces. Not to mention they didn't know I'm bi.

Aftermath: We got dressed and a very awkward cake-cutting. We all are going to a dinner tomorrow. Also, I had some more cake after everyone went home 😏 and good bless my roommate and his girlfriend, they left the apartment for the rest of the night for us.

TL;DR: Longed sex like a virgin teenager for a week. Was caught face-fucking my bf by my siblings, roommate and rommate's girlfriend. Resulted in a very awkward coming out-cake-cutting birthday ceremony.

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