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tifu by keeping my mammy doll gag gifts in my living room.

I’m white. Growing up my babysitter was an older black lady who had all these mammy dolls and Knick knacks in her home. She collected them, probably over a hundred mammy things in her home. They used to freak me out at night. Anyways I pretty much grew up with her grandson. Lost touch, after college re in touch and roommates with him for two years. Move apart but stay friends.

His grand mother passes, he gets her house along with the dolls. Gets married. Wife wants him to sell those racist ass dolls. I bring up again how I used to be scared of them. Christmas 2019 or so he gives me presents. We don’t normally do presents... mammy cookie jar and 2 dolls. Haha funny joke. I keep them cause his mom was like family. Stick them in a walk in closet though out of sight. February 28th I go to out of town for weekend for my birthday and he has my key and his wife was cleaning my cat’s litter box and feeding it for me. I get a call asking if I have the dolls still and tell him yeah they in the closet but not to give me anymore cause I don’t have room for them.

I come home and he put them all over my living room. Took all my nautical decorations down and put like fifteen Knick knacks on the tables and 10 dolls and that cookie jar on my book shelf being displayed. Replaced my wall stuff too. I come home to that and funny prank but come get all this stuff. He says will this weekend. Something happened and didn’t do it that weekend then lockdown happened. I’m lazy so I never put them up anywhere and wasn’t having anyone over so just left them. I actually did move some to put up the Christmas tree but I put them back when I put it up.

Well the morning I was woken up by my place shaking and loud noise. Guy drove into my house. Call cops on his dumb ass. Cops come over, dui the fucker and find drugs on him. Talking in my living room with cops cause it was raining and cold and realize I got a black officer in here and all this fucking mammy crap all over. Then another one shows up. Never been so embarrassed and now I probably have the 7 or so cops that were over thinking I’m either racist or a weirdo. My friend sounded like he was actually dying laughing and out of breath over the phone when I called to tell him what happened.

tl;dr friend pranked me by redecorating my place with mammy stuff, high guy drives into my house and black officers come in my white ass’s mammy doll filled living room.

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