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TIFU by robbing my mum's house

So, like many FU's this didn't happen today but around 15 years ago.

Just to set a bit of a background my parents were newly separated at the time and my dad kept the house and us kids while my mum bought a flat on the same street.

While out playing one day I thought I'd call in to my mums and see how shes doing, I open the door and head upstairs only to find that shes not there. I thought it was strange for the door to be unlocked and she's nowhere to be seen.

While standing there alone in the empty flat I have an epiphany "how hilarious would it be if I make the place look like it's been robbed!". I then started rushing round hiding everything, racks and racks of DVDs under the bed, pulling all the alcohol out of the fridge, anything and everything I saw I hid out of site and swiftly left the scene before she got home.

Not long after, I get a phone call from my mum bawling her eyes out, in absolutely tears she were! Barely making any sense I just about understand her say "I've been robbed"

In my almighty wisdom I tell her it was me, messing around and that I just hid everything so it looked like she had been robbed!

This promptly ensured a good bollocking and a clip round the ear!

TLDR: hid all my mums possessions in her house after leaving her door unlocked.

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