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TIFU by tickling my boyfriend's feet

So this happened yesterday and we are still having a hard time processing this lol

With it being the middle of winter and somehow still the middle of a pandemic, my boyfriend (B) and I have been really into movies lately. Every Wednesday, we sit down with a homemade meal (usually pizza) and some legal recreational weeds to unwind from the workday.

This week was supposed to be exceptionally cold and snowy, so we opted for some beef stew as our meal of choice instead of our usual pizza. All was well during the movie, it was about 10pm and we were trying to figure out whether we wanted watch something else, play some video games, or go to bed. I was sitting on the "L" part of our couch facing my boyfriend when he made a stupid joke about the movie. In response, I tickled his foot.

B, completely unprepared for my tickle attack, did what anyone would do and have a knee-jerk reaction. That reaction being, his leg jolted and he kicked me square in the throat. Not hard, but enough for me to jump back and for both of us to start laughing uncontrollably. I'm talking deep belly laughs. We're laughing about this for a solid three minutes, and when both of us start to settle down B goes to take a sip of water. He's still chuckling and actually spits some water out of his nose so me, not thinking he took a big sip, immediately started laughing again. This in turn caused B, who had actually taken a very large gulp of water (one that he now admits was not wise), to start laughing but also coughing pretty badly. He stands up, and starts throwing up INTO the bowl that he had just eaten his beef stew out of. I watch in absolute astonishment as he refills his entire bowl of beef stew without hitting the carpet (he wants me to include this, because while this was definitely not a story we ever planned on sharing he is incredibly proud that he was able to projectile vomit with accuracy). We both stand there in shock and slight amazement once he's done.

TL;DR: I tickled my boyfriend's foot, got kicked in the throat, and we laughed so hard my boyfriend threw up his dinner back into the bowl he had just eaten it from.

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