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I just want to start off by saying that I'm an incredibly awkward person. I'm also super passive and try to avoid confrontation at all costs. For example, I was in Walmart once and it was just me and another guy in the same aisle. As this dude passed me, he let out the longest and loudest fart I've ever heard in my life. For some reason I made eye contact with him and said "I'm sorry..." I think I just felt bad for him and was sorry for being there to hear it. Idk I'm just weird okay. I think this story is more funny if you understand the kind of person I am.
Anyway, back to the fuck up. I had a delivery today where the remarks said it was the house at the very top of the hill. As I pulled onto the road, I noticed a sharp incline and saw a house that looked to be at the top of the hill. The front door was wide open and I thought someone was standing in the doorway waving me down. I thought for sure I was at the right place. I did think it was weird when I realized I had to unwrap a chain around their gate to get in, but it happens sometimes so I just proceeded to the front porch. As I walked up the steps, I could hear a man talking, but I couldn't tell exactly what he was saying. The screen door was about 1/3 of the way open and because of the glare on the glass, I couldn't see very well inside. All I could make out was a guy standing and waving. I don't usually like opening a customer's door myself, but I honestly thought the guy was telling me to do it, so I opened it all the way while still standing on the porch. I immediately saw that the guy had on a VR set and was playing a game. I tried to get his attention by saying hello. I started with a normal inside voice, but eventually basically yelled it at him. Dude didn't hear me at all. He kept saying something about cheese, and I thought he might be talking about pizza, so I stayed there for a few more minutes trying to get his attention. He was standing like 5 feet away from me this whole time. I looked back at my receipt and noticed it was a girl's name, and only then did I realize there was a chance I was at the wrong place. Sure enough, when I got back in my car I noticed the road wrapped around the back of the house I was at and there was one more house at the end.
So, this guy has no idea that someone stood 5 feet away from him and watched him play VR for like 5 minutes today. It gives me the heebie jeebies and I'm the one that was the weirdo. I just feel so icky about it lol. If you play VR with your front door wide open with the screen door cracked and you have a friend you call "cheese", then I'm so sorry I creeped on you.
TL:DR I went to the wrong house to deliver pizza and creeped on this guy playing something on VR and he has no idea I was there
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