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TIFU by showing my dick to my friend and causing him an identity crisis

so this was not today fjjdjd, it actually happened when i was 14

i invited a buddy to my swiming club because he has huge feet so i thought he could swim fast, anyways we were in the changing room puting on the swimsuits when i notice that my buddy was looking directly at my dick (everyone change in a little room and see each other naked but is common sense that you don't look at your buddy's cock) so i said (take in consideration that all this happended in spanish but im going to do my best to translate this literature treasure)

-dude if you want ,you can give me head later but we have to swim now and you now it took me and hour to cum (when im naked im specially witty)

-asshole, ...... hey wa-what is happening to your.... (he point my dick)

-nothing, stop looking at it idiot, what is the matter with you?

-dude this thing in the head

-what? the foreskin? ( i actually use another word but there is no translation , the most accurate word would be turtleneck)

-what is that shit?

-the foreskin

in that moment he started looking at everyone's dick and i swear i saw the confusion in his eyes and then i look at his dick , and he was circumcised .

a little context , in my great country we don't chop part of babys dicks without they consent because we are not assholes, so most dicks are uncircumcised

long story short that day my friend discovered that he was circumcised as a baby and that dicks with the factory settings have a foreskin ,

i also can remember his face when we were swimming because he still look like if cows were flying , his face freezed in the same confusion look like for 2 hours

so parents out there don't chop your kid's dick and if you are going to ,at least have the balls to explain him what you did and then go fuck yourselves

EDIT:dude just to stop the fire in the comments i wanna say something , this dude parents were not jewish or any religion that involves cuting babies dick

TL;DR i striped to my buddy in the showers and he realized that dicks have foreskin

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