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TIFU by touching a little girl and having a "nice" talk with her father

This happened to me(m) seven years ago, when I was 13 or so.

I was went on vacation in southern france with my parents, I myself am from Germany. We stayed at a campground, where there also was a swimming pool. One day my parents went for a walk and I spend the day at the pool, pretty much alone.

Really all I did was sliding down the slides and this is where it went wrong. I was in queue for the slide and waited for some little girl, probably four or five years old to slide down, but she didn't moved a centimeter. Behind me the queue was getting longer and the other kids where asking, what is taking there so long. Eventually I tried to speak to the girl in english and german but she didn't understand anything then I tried to show her with my hands that she has to slide down and not block the slide. Unsuccessful. After a few minutes I had enough and pushed her a bit with my foot, that finally made her slide down. I didn't really thought of any consequences, but they were about to come.

20 minutes later I was about to leave the pool, when a big, ca. 45-year old man came to me and asked why I touched his daughter. I was completey catched off guard by the situation and tried to explain the situation to him, which didn't really worked, because he wasn't german nor was my english good enough to communicate properly with him. I didn't even knew the word for "slide" in english. Then all of a sudden he gave me a hard push against my chest, which let me tumble a few steps to the rear and asked how I feel now that I have been pushed. I wasn't able to talk, because of how much that shocked me. Then he went off with the words: "If you ever touch my daughter again, I will kill you!". When walking back to our tent, my knees where shaking and tears came down my face.

Luckily I never saw them again.

Tl;DR: I pushed a little girl down the slide and her father shoved me really hard for that and threatend to kill me, if I touch her again.

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