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TIFU - Taking prescribed medication on r/pan and getting permanently ID banned

So where to begin...

On 11th of February i had a work accident where i lost 85% of my left arm(was a leftie). Since then I'm basically a cripple with low level of education who only ever did manual labor.

Nowadays I find myself just lying in bed taking tons of pills the dr prescribed me. But those don't really help me that much.

I don't have much to do in life now or in the future regarding work.

A friend recommended i try streaming. I tried on twitch but my pc is a dumpster fire and shuts down if i try anything more demanding than watching youtube or netflix.

3 days ago i found about r/pan and decided to give it a go. First stream i had 2000 views total and a ton of chat interaction, 2nd day I had a bit less, but i recognized a lot of names from last stream, which made me happy cause it meant people found me interesting.

During those streams i often took painkillers, antibiotics and opiates prescribed by the doctor to help with my physical and mental pain cause i literally got my dominant hand amputated

I was hoping to get a large following here and then move to twitch so i could buy myself a prosthetic arm and to make a living streaming myself.

Since i was helping a friend when i lost my hand i was unemployed, uninsured and have no plans of suing my best friend. I'm basically fucked.

Then yesterday i got a message telling me I've been permanently banned from 2 categories for taking illegal substances on stream, even though i have the doctors prescription making them legal.

I was bummed for getting permanently banned from 2 categories, but theres still a bunch of other categories to stream in right?

I try to livestream and the only one available was a category with a total of 100 members or something(may be a bit more, but can't check while writing this) and my stream was limited to 45 mins, usual is 3 hours...And i managed to average 30 viewers and some people from past streams were there which made me happy people still managed to find me.

Then I got banned there too.

Viewers recommended making a new account,but banned before i could even start a stream.

Then i made a new email using a vpn on my old phone and made a reddit account, to my surprise instantly banned there too.

I agree it may have not been the wisest move to take my pills on camera, but they are prescribed medication for my fucking amputated hand which hurts 24/7

I managed to get 47 followers on reddit in 2 streams and half of a 45min one before i got banned. I don't know if that's little or normal, but i was happy streaming because I didn't feel so lonely and had hopes of still making it in life despite me losing my hand.

TLDR: taking prescribed meds on stream, got ID banned from ever streaming on r/pan for taking "Illegal drugs" on stream which was the only thing bringing me hope of a brighter future

Warning to anyone visiting my account, very graphic NSFW gore.

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