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TIFU by eating an edible and forgetting about it

So this happened yesterday. I work a boring office job. Right now, everyone else is working from home, but I am sort of the “face” of the office so I’m back at work full time. Being here alone all day and with most of our clients also remote, there’s not much for me to do. I listen to a lot of audio books and reddit a whole bunch.

I live in a legal state so I occasionally pop an edible when I’m at work (yes, my boss probably would not be thrilled to learn this). Now, I don’t want to actually get high at work, so I usually just take half a dose and it gives me a very nice, relaxed feeling that helps me ride out the day. Sometimes the piece I break off is small enough that I barely have any noticeable effect at all.

So yesterday I broke off some of a cookie. A larger chunk than I usually eat broke off but it was close to the end of the day, so I didn’t worry about it. We have a gym in our building and I usually spend the last 30-60 min of my work day just walking on the treadmill. I ate my cookie, changed and headed to the gym.

I should also mention that I’ve been intermittent fasting and eating one meal a day in an effort to shed a few lbs so I hadn’t eaten much of anything all day.

After my workout I went home, walked the dog, fed the cat and cooked some breakfast burritos for dinner. Ravenously hungry, I sat down and ate my dinner in like three bites. I guess since I was really eating for the first time, my digestion of the meal also caused me to metabolize the edible I had eaten a few hours earlier. After dinner I was chilling watching some TV and BAM I was just super high out of nowhere. There was no slow creep, I just got very suddenly very stoned.

Since I had completely forgotten about the cookie, I had no idea what was going on. Everything felt fuzzy like my head was in a cloud....you know....like I was high. But because I wasn’t expecting it, I became extremely paranoid thinking I had somehow poisoned myself. I rushed to the bathroom and made myself throw up my dinner and then just sat there staring at the wall for a few minutes before it slowly dawned on my stoned mind that I had eaten a large chunk of cannabis cookie before leaving work.

I laughed about it but man I’ve never felt so dumb AND I had to make second dinner.

TL;DR Forgot I took an edible, got super high after eating a few hours later and made myself throw up dinner thinking I had been poisoned.

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