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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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TIFU by losing most of my penis in an accident with a belt sander.

This happened about a month ago, and was completely my stupid mistake. I was was using a machine at my job that had an exposed belt drive. There are clearly marked areas around this machine where you aren't supposed to stand, but people tend not to pay attention to them. I had walked into this area to pick up something I dropped and wasn't paying attention to how close I was to the spinning belt, and when I leaned over to pick it up, my pants got caught in it. It pulled me in so fast that before I could hit the shutoff it had made a huge abrasion on my thigh and sucked in my genitals. I instantly knew from the pain that it was not good and screamed for my coworker to call 911. The ambulance thankfully got there very quickly and was able to unwind the belt and take me to the hospital. The end of my dick was completely shredded and the surgeon had no choice but to amputate about half of it.

It hurt extremely badly for about a week, and only stopped being sore just recently. Getting the catheter and stitches taken out after 3 weeks was also really painful and embarrassing. Been trying to keep my mind off of it since then but I'm obviously pretty sad about the whole situation. I'm only 19 and am having a hard time imagining the rest of my life without my little buddy :-(

I still haven't completely gotten over the initial shock. I'm trying to cope somewhat and accept things by talking about it here.

Ask any questions or give any advice you want! I'd appreciate it thanks.

TL;DR Was stupid around heavy machinery, got the tip of my dick ripped off.

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