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TIFU by my step dad accidently seeing my "silicone toys"

Literally so embarrassed right now, about an hour and a half ago, I decided it would be a good idea to boil my silicone toys since no one was home at the time. After I got done boiling them, I put them in my room on my desk for the mean time. Now off to take a shower... I go into my bathroom ready to relax with a nice shower, but I heard my dog start jump up fast from the sofa (she only does this if someone is home) I quickly notice my parents are home. I end up rushing to go close my room door.. Okay no problem, my door is shut, I'm fine now... (haha no... This is where I f*cked up...) I go back to my bathroom ready to get into the shower now, but before I do, I hear my step dad at the door. The convo went something like this:

Step dad: Ethan (my name) I'm home, when I was out, I got you a Twix, I'll 'put it beside your desk' for you. I also got you something for your bathroom toilet as well.

Me: Okay, thank you

If only I caught he said "near your desk..."

Fast forward me now out of the shower, I'm not thinking of too much expect to go into my room and change... Well, they it is, sure enough the Twix were right beside my silicone toys... As I'm writing this, I'm still shaking...

TL:DR: To be short & sweet my step dad saw my "silicone toys" in my room while there were drying.

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