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TIFU by popping a zit

This Hapend today and now I'm questioning my life choices. Btw this is very nsfw well vagina.

Oh dear reader I'm sorry for what you are about to read. I'm not someone who likes mornings and I don't get up early other then to pee. So going about my normal morning the full blade and the sun blinding me I get up in a sleepy haze waddle to the bathroom to pee I should mention I'm female. So I pee wipe stand up and take one step only to feel a sharp burning ish pain down in the Laddy friend. Fear runs over me. So I reach down and a giant bump. I'm now more awake then I was. I cant see it at all so idk what this weird thing is. So what do I do, leave it alone? Try to find a mirror and figure it out and make a plan? Of course not. I squeeze it. Pain and a loud pop and liguid? Pull my hand up and my fingers are covered in blood. So do I leave it alone? Do I call my doctor? Nooo I squeeze it more and another pop and more blood. Put tissue and not the amount of blood you wanna see when not on your period. At this point I'm like on call my gynecologist I gota get in now (also the fear my bf cheated on me floated through my head) so long story short they get me in with in 2 hours and what was it? A fucking zit. I feel embarrassed. But of course she told me DON'T MESS WITH IT..... I bet you see where this is going. ('()) <-- (a tiny diagram for you of where it was on the inside of the lip (not technical term)

So I get home all fine and dandy peed once kinda hurt nothing I can't handle. Well I'm trying to sit and it keeps runing on my pants so I take a trip down under and try to adjust it.... Which leads me to messing with it trying to squeeze it more. OK kinda hurting more what ever.

We I go to pee and it's the worst pain iv ever had peeing. Burning stinging all out pain. Well I get up and now I can't walk it burns and stings and burns and hurts so I'm curently lying in bed questioning why I do this to my self. I can not walk moving in any way hurts. I think this is my life now. I am one with my bed.

DON'T POP ZITS Don't make the mistake I made. If you have somthing on your parts leave it alone and go to the doctor!

Tl;dr tifu by popping a zit and having an open wound on my lady bits makeing it hurt to pee and I can't walk God help me

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