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TIFU by becoming famous at the dentist

So, this isn’t that f***ed and happened a week ago and I’m not to embarrassed I just feel bad about the situation.

Anyways, the day was 4/20 (blaze it) which is fitting because that’s the day I am getting my wisdom teeth removed and I’m going to get heavy sedated. (Lucky me)

I walk to the dentist because I work in the clinic that’s connected to it, and I get all set up. I’m waiting for my turn of the surgery which was supposed to be 09:30 but stuff happens so I wait till like 10:20 to get called back.

In the back room where I’m going to get the surgery is the team of dental assistance (1 F and 1 M) and my dentist (M). Well the one female dental assistant is important in this story.

I’m in the chair getting doped up and it’s slowly do it’s thing, and I’m chilling. Last time I was drugged for surgery I was asking everyone what their favorite music was, this day I was not having none of it. I was quiet and minding my Ps and Qs.

Keep in mind I don’t remember any of this I have no clue what the hell happened that day except I was shilling in my dorm with blood drooling out my mouth like an knock off version of Twilights Robert Pattinson I look more like Taylor Lautner but doesn’t matter you get the point just not pretty.

Now comes yesterday 04/27 and I have my post exam. I get to the dents clinic and have the same Female Dental assistant take me to the chair and my dentist shows up, and they are examining my holes left from the wisdom teeth. (All good things ya boy knows how to take care of them)

Well as they’re inspecting my teeth they are talking about what he did, and then she goes, “Wait is this bear trap?” And he was like, “Was he? Yeah I think he was Bear trap.”

So turns out the female dental assistance from early needs to put a bite trap in my mouth for the surgery, but as she is doing it, the beast inside of me awakens and I clamp down with the power of a million pit bulls (not the rapper) on this poor woman’s fingers, and she is screaming and I’m fucking acting like the girl in Finding Nemo (you know the “I’m a Piranha” girl). They have to shake me like I’m some maraca and I let go.

TLDR; I went to get my wisdom teeth out. The dental clinic gave me the nickname Bear trap because I bite a dental assistant when I was sedated.

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