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TIFU by Comparing my Husband to a Panda

I'm still cringing as I think about it and my husband is still laughing so here goes:

Kiddo has been picked up by grandpa for the day so husband and I decide to run a few errands and order food for ourselves, we get home to eat and generally enjoy some quiet time. We both finish eating, so I turn to him and try to be jokingly seductive because we are Alone. You know that study about getting pandas horny with Marvin Gaye? Well my dumbass turned to him and asked if we should turn some Marvin Gaye on and make sweet passionate love, as couples do. Naturally he's just 100% done with me being weird, but I still didn't stop there. Instead, I double down and say "you know, like how they turn Marvin Gaye on to get pandas horny?"

This man just looks at me and goes "what the fuck babe" and in that moment I remember that my husband is an Asian man and my soul left my body. He's laughing hard and I'm backpedaling so hard, tears are in my eyes, so now we aren't allowed to talk about Marvin Gaye or pandas and he's been telling our mutual friends about my intense shame. I'm never going to live this down.

TLDR: Made a joke about having adult time, accidentally compared my Asian husband to a panda without realizing how bad it sounds

Quick edit, my husband wanted me to inform everyone he's mildly ace, which really doesn't help my case

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